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Blue Waffle Cassandra
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🏢 Two-Time World Champion CEO
💰 The Small Business Owner Yelp Warned You About
📍 46th and 9th
⭐ Gold Star Thespian
Plant mom but make it mallwave.
June 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Also here we go with stats straight from the government - nearly 1 in 7 households are food insecure.
June 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There’s a laserdisc on its back and you’re not helping why aren’t you helping?
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
May 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cat.
May 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Fuck your… TPS reports?
March 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I'm no @nanoraptor.danamania.com but it is interesting seeing apple's discarded marketing ideas before they settled on the "Think different" campaign.
March 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
March 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
🎶O, Canada….🎶
February 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
help how did this get here I am not good with computer
January 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Fuck it, I’m becoming a queer separatist. Move over Quebec, we’re making the state of gay.
November 7, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Handily in the first quarter million ayyy
September 17, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Get ready for a game changer
August 31, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I’ve been here the whole time!
August 28, 2024 at 12:31 PM
My void is taking IT security very seriously
August 1, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I hate homelab brain
June 1, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Rorschach tests have gotten unhinged
April 23, 2024 at 2:35 AM
March 9, 2024 at 9:04 PM
"Can you print to it from the internet?"

"Of course not! This printer is free from original sin, having never partaken of the tree of knowledge."
March 2, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Just gonna say, six is plenty for an intimate time with subs.
February 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
February 26, 2024 at 6:10 AM
My invite codes are indeed still part of me.
February 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
This is not good SQL. This isn't even bad SQL. This is an Eldritch horror from the depths of Django.
February 21, 2024 at 6:41 AM
February 14, 2024 at 1:43 AM
wild that Amtrak is replacing their Siemens fleet with GE locomotives / it really sucks that so many Lego models use their infamous brittle blue bricks
January 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM