Blue Waffle Cassandra
@cassandra.show
🏢 Two-Time World Champion CEO
💰 The Small Business Owner Yelp Warned You About
📍 46th and 9th
⭐ Gold Star Thespian
💰 The Small Business Owner Yelp Warned You About
📍 46th and 9th
⭐ Gold Star Thespian
Plant mom but make it mallwave.
June 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Plant mom but make it mallwave.
Also here we go with stats straight from the government - nearly 1 in 7 households are food insecure.
June 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Also here we go with stats straight from the government - nearly 1 in 7 households are food insecure.
There’s a laserdisc on its back and you’re not helping why aren’t you helping?
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There’s a laserdisc on its back and you’re not helping why aren’t you helping?
Fuck your… TPS reports?
March 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fuck your… TPS reports?
I'm no @nanoraptor.danamania.com but it is interesting seeing apple's discarded marketing ideas before they settled on the "Think different" campaign.
March 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm no @nanoraptor.danamania.com but it is interesting seeing apple's discarded marketing ideas before they settled on the "Think different" campaign.
help how did this get here I am not good with computer
January 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
help how did this get here I am not good with computer
Fuck it, I’m becoming a queer separatist. Move over Quebec, we’re making the state of gay.
November 7, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Fuck it, I’m becoming a queer separatist. Move over Quebec, we’re making the state of gay.
Handily in the first quarter million ayyy
September 17, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Handily in the first quarter million ayyy
Get ready for a game changer
August 31, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Get ready for a game changer
I’ve been here the whole time!
August 28, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I’ve been here the whole time!
My void is taking IT security very seriously
August 1, 2024 at 5:05 AM
My void is taking IT security very seriously
I hate homelab brain
June 1, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I hate homelab brain
Rorschach tests have gotten unhinged
April 23, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Rorschach tests have gotten unhinged
"Can you print to it from the internet?"
"Of course not! This printer is free from original sin, having never partaken of the tree of knowledge."
"Of course not! This printer is free from original sin, having never partaken of the tree of knowledge."
March 2, 2024 at 7:06 AM
"Can you print to it from the internet?"
"Of course not! This printer is free from original sin, having never partaken of the tree of knowledge."
"Of course not! This printer is free from original sin, having never partaken of the tree of knowledge."
Just gonna say, six is plenty for an intimate time with subs.
February 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Just gonna say, six is plenty for an intimate time with subs.
If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
February 26, 2024 at 6:10 AM
If I ever win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
My invite codes are indeed still part of me.
February 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My invite codes are indeed still part of me.
This is not good SQL. This isn't even bad SQL. This is an Eldritch horror from the depths of Django.
February 21, 2024 at 6:41 AM
This is not good SQL. This isn't even bad SQL. This is an Eldritch horror from the depths of Django.
wild that Amtrak is replacing their Siemens fleet with GE locomotives / it really sucks that so many Lego models use their infamous brittle blue bricks
January 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
wild that Amtrak is replacing their Siemens fleet with GE locomotives / it really sucks that so many Lego models use their infamous brittle blue bricks