Isoraldeine 70
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I gave up my usual 2 hour lunch break to the mall to save money why
I'm still young enough to threaten children with "I'm going to bake you into a pie" without it being seen as a credible threat
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I'm still young enough to threaten children with "I'm going to bake you into a pie" without it being seen as a credible threat
I was doing this in my dream last night
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I was doing this in my dream last night
They want me to focus all my energy on korean skincare and yes a lot of it is, but the desire to swing on someone is still there
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
They want me to focus all my energy on korean skincare and yes a lot of it is, but the desire to swing on someone is still there
I'm always texting my friends like "check out this monkey video I just sent you. I think you'll like what you see...."
January 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I'm always texting my friends like "check out this monkey video I just sent you. I think you'll like what you see...."
I gave up my usual 2 hour lunch break to the mall to save money why
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I gave up my usual 2 hour lunch break to the mall to save money why
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if i was god none of it would be goin down like this i can tell you that much
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
if i was god none of it would be goin down like this i can tell you that much
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If I ever have any part in raising a child, I will only allow them to read memoirs by billionaires and feedback written by their ai robot teacher that I have on the “stern” setting
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If I ever have any part in raising a child, I will only allow them to read memoirs by billionaires and feedback written by their ai robot teacher that I have on the “stern” setting
Feels like this ngl
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Feels like this ngl
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if i was an accessory to murder i’d probably be the ..hmmm (drumming my fingers on the table) yes well i would probably be the ribbon tied in the victims hair
May 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if i was an accessory to murder i’d probably be the ..hmmm (drumming my fingers on the table) yes well i would probably be the ribbon tied in the victims hair
So many men think they're managers I love my boyfriend who knows he's a wagie
May 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So many men think they're managers I love my boyfriend who knows he's a wagie
Unfortunately the balanced home cooked meals my boyfriend makes for me are better than chik fil a. I gotta trap that guy in some kind of cage
April 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Unfortunately the balanced home cooked meals my boyfriend makes for me are better than chik fil a. I gotta trap that guy in some kind of cage
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
Cutting up strawberries for the first grader who never has snack like, "Wow I am suuuuch a good person. I am suuuuch a good person. All evidence to the contrary is immaterial."
April 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cutting up strawberries for the first grader who never has snack like, "Wow I am suuuuch a good person. I am suuuuch a good person. All evidence to the contrary is immaterial."
I'm worrying about everything except whether my nails are done. They're not ;-;
March 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm worrying about everything except whether my nails are done. They're not ;-;
About to go to the grocery store and I have no idea what's going to happen in there
March 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
About to go to the grocery store and I have no idea what's going to happen in there
Writing my lesson plans like shut up about the place value chart SHUT UP ABOUT THE PLACE VALUE CHART
March 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Writing my lesson plans like shut up about the place value chart SHUT UP ABOUT THE PLACE VALUE CHART
Nothing a nice big bowl of oatmeal won't fix
March 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nothing a nice big bowl of oatmeal won't fix
Secretly I like Novak djokovic for saying that dumbass shit about purifying water through the power of your mind. And yeah I think I should kill myself for it
March 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Secretly I like Novak djokovic for saying that dumbass shit about purifying water through the power of your mind. And yeah I think I should kill myself for it
As a teacher at some point I always have to say "I do not rock with racism" and I mean it too
March 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As a teacher at some point I always have to say "I do not rock with racism" and I mean it too
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i just read the JFK files and woah, turns out he died or was killed maybe..? wow. stay safe out there
March 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i just read the JFK files and woah, turns out he died or was killed maybe..? wow. stay safe out there