this it the best stupidest shit I've ever read. holy crap. each volume escalates the genius levels of bullshit.
May 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
this it the best stupidest shit I've ever read. holy crap. each volume escalates the genius levels of bullshit.
CAN THIS UNIT PLAY CRYSIS?
February 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
CAN THIS UNIT PLAY CRYSIS?
REVAMA JORNIS, AIDE TO PRINCE SAMMON IV:
Decorum must be upheld.
Decorum must be upheld.
January 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
REVAMA JORNIS, AIDE TO PRINCE SAMMON IV:
Decorum must be upheld.
Decorum must be upheld.
COUNCILLOR SWANN: The Prince is weak. Little support from the council, none from the people, and with the Imperator distancing himself... it's time for us to act.
We don't need direct confrontation, we can simply nudge a few of the gangs in the right direction and let the mobs do their work.
We don't need direct confrontation, we can simply nudge a few of the gangs in the right direction and let the mobs do their work.
January 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
COUNCILLOR SWANN: The Prince is weak. Little support from the council, none from the people, and with the Imperator distancing himself... it's time for us to act.
We don't need direct confrontation, we can simply nudge a few of the gangs in the right direction and let the mobs do their work.
We don't need direct confrontation, we can simply nudge a few of the gangs in the right direction and let the mobs do their work.
VAGRANT WYMEZ: No, we haven't food for a few days now, nothing's getting in now that bridge is gone. But you and the little one can share our fire for the night. We'll keep watch while you get some rest.
January 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
VAGRANT WYMEZ: No, we haven't food for a few days now, nothing's getting in now that bridge is gone. But you and the little one can share our fire for the night. We'll keep watch while you get some rest.
January 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm pretty sure you've pointed this out before, but man, how are smaller devs supposed to compete with the Forever Games? People find something that clicks with them and then just... keep playing it, ignoring everything else that comes out after that.
January 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm pretty sure you've pointed this out before, but man, how are smaller devs supposed to compete with the Forever Games? People find something that clicks with them and then just... keep playing it, ignoring everything else that comes out after that.
For the last decade, Todd Howard wakes up sweating, wondering if someone was reading his hidden trapper keeper. "Was the trailer... not vague *enough*?" he mutters to himself as he's going into the office on Sunday morning to check employee PCs for hidden leaks.
January 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
For the last decade, Todd Howard wakes up sweating, wondering if someone was reading his hidden trapper keeper. "Was the trailer... not vague *enough*?" he mutters to himself as he's going into the office on Sunday morning to check employee PCs for hidden leaks.
That's rad, reminds me of Tai Lee from AtlA:
January 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That's rad, reminds me of Tai Lee from AtlA:
ASHNA THE COORDINATOR: We're asking them to take all of the children under 12, any of the pregnant women, and any of the younger healers or specialists, since they'll be needed once the ships leave.
The rest of us have agreed to stay here and care for whoever's left, for as long as we can.
The rest of us have agreed to stay here and care for whoever's left, for as long as we can.
December 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
ASHNA THE COORDINATOR: We're asking them to take all of the children under 12, any of the pregnant women, and any of the younger healers or specialists, since they'll be needed once the ships leave.
The rest of us have agreed to stay here and care for whoever's left, for as long as we can.
The rest of us have agreed to stay here and care for whoever's left, for as long as we can.
ENGINEER MATHIS: As far as I'm concerned, the refinery is the only reason we're still alive. As long as they need Pure we'll be kept on, it makes the Empire too much money to cut us off.
So keep your head down, make sure nothing impedes production, don't draw attention to yourself.
#talespire
So keep your head down, make sure nothing impedes production, don't draw attention to yourself.
#talespire
December 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
ENGINEER MATHIS: As far as I'm concerned, the refinery is the only reason we're still alive. As long as they need Pure we'll be kept on, it makes the Empire too much money to cut us off.
So keep your head down, make sure nothing impedes production, don't draw attention to yourself.
#talespire
So keep your head down, make sure nothing impedes production, don't draw attention to yourself.
#talespire
DISPATCH: Crew 63, we're pulling you to do emergency repairs on relay tower 0450.
I know it's been a long night, but this is a direct request from the Imperator.
It's getting tense in the lower city, we're trying to get more crews out to keep the Mystline running.
I'll update when I can.
I know it's been a long night, but this is a direct request from the Imperator.
It's getting tense in the lower city, we're trying to get more crews out to keep the Mystline running.
I'll update when I can.
December 18, 2024 at 11:57 PM
DISPATCH: Crew 63, we're pulling you to do emergency repairs on relay tower 0450.
I know it's been a long night, but this is a direct request from the Imperator.
It's getting tense in the lower city, we're trying to get more crews out to keep the Mystline running.
I'll update when I can.
I know it's been a long night, but this is a direct request from the Imperator.
It's getting tense in the lower city, we're trying to get more crews out to keep the Mystline running.
I'll update when I can.
you're not alone, at least
November 28, 2024 at 10:07 PM
you're not alone, at least
