Cascadia Roots Natural Skincare
@cascadiaroots.bsky.social
*Formerly Crunchy Mamas* Makers of Small Batch Handmade Natural Skin Care for All Bodies Made in Solar Powered Facilities!
www.cascadiaroots.com
www.cascadiaroots.com
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Come see us at the Hamdmade Market at Salem Center Mall- Now open every weekend Fri-Sun, not just holiday weekends!
May 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Come see us at the Hamdmade Market at Salem Center Mall- Now open every weekend Fri-Sun, not just holiday weekends!
BIRTHDAY SWING. BACKWARDS DEVIL. SUBLIMINAL GLOW.
Is this a skincare sale or a cursed VHS tape?
Use code MICHAELSDAY for 20% off. Or don’t.
It’s my birthday and I’ve made peace with the devil.
#CleanBeautyRitual #SwingIntoYourForties #TheCrunchyMamas #CursedButHydrated
Is this a skincare sale or a cursed VHS tape?
Use code MICHAELSDAY for 20% off. Or don’t.
It’s my birthday and I’ve made peace with the devil.
#CleanBeautyRitual #SwingIntoYourForties #TheCrunchyMamas #CursedButHydrated
May 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
BIRTHDAY SWING. BACKWARDS DEVIL. SUBLIMINAL GLOW.
Is this a skincare sale or a cursed VHS tape?
Use code MICHAELSDAY for 20% off. Or don’t.
It’s my birthday and I’ve made peace with the devil.
#CleanBeautyRitual #SwingIntoYourForties #TheCrunchyMamas #CursedButHydrated
Is this a skincare sale or a cursed VHS tape?
Use code MICHAELSDAY for 20% off. Or don’t.
It’s my birthday and I’ve made peace with the devil.
#CleanBeautyRitual #SwingIntoYourForties #TheCrunchyMamas #CursedButHydrated
April 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We didn’t want to do it.
We held out for five years.
But now we’re paying more for ingredients, shipping, jars, dreams, and vibes.
So yeah… prices went up a little.
Blame capitalism. Blame tariffs. Blame greed.
But don’t blame the balm. She’s innocent.
#CleanBeautyCult #CascadiaResistance
We held out for five years.
But now we’re paying more for ingredients, shipping, jars, dreams, and vibes.
So yeah… prices went up a little.
Blame capitalism. Blame tariffs. Blame greed.
But don’t blame the balm. She’s innocent.
#CleanBeautyCult #CascadiaResistance
April 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We didn’t want to do it.
We held out for five years.
But now we’re paying more for ingredients, shipping, jars, dreams, and vibes.
So yeah… prices went up a little.
Blame capitalism. Blame tariffs. Blame greed.
But don’t blame the balm. She’s innocent.
#CleanBeautyCult #CascadiaResistance
We held out for five years.
But now we’re paying more for ingredients, shipping, jars, dreams, and vibes.
So yeah… prices went up a little.
Blame capitalism. Blame tariffs. Blame greed.
But don’t blame the balm. She’s innocent.
#CleanBeautyCult #CascadiaResistance
Top notes: wet tent, ethically sourced moss, existential longing
Heart notes: campfire smoke, cedarwood, crushed feelings.
Base notes: vintage vinyl, damp flannel, Nirvana playing from a Subaru at dusk
“Smells like a hike that turned into a breakup but somehow made you stronger.”
Heart notes: campfire smoke, cedarwood, crushed feelings.
Base notes: vintage vinyl, damp flannel, Nirvana playing from a Subaru at dusk
“Smells like a hike that turned into a breakup but somehow made you stronger.”
April 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Top notes: wet tent, ethically sourced moss, existential longing
Heart notes: campfire smoke, cedarwood, crushed feelings.
Base notes: vintage vinyl, damp flannel, Nirvana playing from a Subaru at dusk
“Smells like a hike that turned into a breakup but somehow made you stronger.”
Heart notes: campfire smoke, cedarwood, crushed feelings.
Base notes: vintage vinyl, damp flannel, Nirvana playing from a Subaru at dusk
“Smells like a hike that turned into a breakup but somehow made you stronger.”
She waits in the woods.
Bottle in hand.
Spellbound by fir and fog.
The forest will reveal its secret.
April 1st. 🌲💧
#CascadiaRoots #CleanBeautyRevolution #TheCrunchyMamas #PNW #ChemicalFreeSkincare #CassieCometh #ForestWitchEnergy #natural #plantbasedskincare #EmbraceTheMoss
Bottle in hand.
Spellbound by fir and fog.
The forest will reveal its secret.
April 1st. 🌲💧
#CascadiaRoots #CleanBeautyRevolution #TheCrunchyMamas #PNW #ChemicalFreeSkincare #CassieCometh #ForestWitchEnergy #natural #plantbasedskincare #EmbraceTheMoss
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
She waits in the woods.
Bottle in hand.
Spellbound by fir and fog.
The forest will reveal its secret.
April 1st. 🌲💧
#CascadiaRoots #CleanBeautyRevolution #TheCrunchyMamas #PNW #ChemicalFreeSkincare #CassieCometh #ForestWitchEnergy #natural #plantbasedskincare #EmbraceTheMoss
Bottle in hand.
Spellbound by fir and fog.
The forest will reveal its secret.
April 1st. 🌲💧
#CascadiaRoots #CleanBeautyRevolution #TheCrunchyMamas #PNW #ChemicalFreeSkincare #CassieCometh #ForestWitchEnergy #natural #plantbasedskincare #EmbraceTheMoss
To our trans and nonbinary friends, customers, and family: your existence is powerful, your presence is necessary, and your joy is revolutionary.
#TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LGBTQIA #GenderEuphoria #CleanBeautyForAll #TheCrunchyMamas
#TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LGBTQIA #GenderEuphoria #CleanBeautyForAll #TheCrunchyMamas
March 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
To our trans and nonbinary friends, customers, and family: your existence is powerful, your presence is necessary, and your joy is revolutionary.
#TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LGBTQIA #GenderEuphoria #CleanBeautyForAll #TheCrunchyMamas
#TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LGBTQIA #GenderEuphoria #CleanBeautyForAll #TheCrunchyMamas
✨POP-UP INCOMING✨
Crunchy Mamas is out here at the Salem Center Mall this weekend with the full squad of clean, chemical-free skin & body magic.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
Crunchy Mamas is out here at the Salem Center Mall this weekend with the full squad of clean, chemical-free skin & body magic.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
March 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
✨POP-UP INCOMING✨
Crunchy Mamas is out here at the Salem Center Mall this weekend with the full squad of clean, chemical-free skin & body magic.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
Crunchy Mamas is out here at the Salem Center Mall this weekend with the full squad of clean, chemical-free skin & body magic.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
Asked my sister the *newly minted Mama* for a review on her favorite product Nip Stick…
😂😂😂
www.thecrunchymamas.com
😂😂😂
www.thecrunchymamas.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Asked my sister the *newly minted Mama* for a review on her favorite product Nip Stick…
😂😂😂
www.thecrunchymamas.com
😂😂😂
www.thecrunchymamas.com
TOASTED: For when the sun finally shows!
The sun peeked out for five minutes and you ran outside like a woodland goblin finally freed from the cave.
And now? You’re burnt. Crispy. Lightly roasted.
Pro tip: Keep it in the fridge for that OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER EARTH level of chill. Works on any burn
The sun peeked out for five minutes and you ran outside like a woodland goblin finally freed from the cave.
And now? You’re burnt. Crispy. Lightly roasted.
Pro tip: Keep it in the fridge for that OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER EARTH level of chill. Works on any burn
March 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
TOASTED: For when the sun finally shows!
The sun peeked out for five minutes and you ran outside like a woodland goblin finally freed from the cave.
And now? You’re burnt. Crispy. Lightly roasted.
Pro tip: Keep it in the fridge for that OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER EARTH level of chill. Works on any burn
The sun peeked out for five minutes and you ran outside like a woodland goblin finally freed from the cave.
And now? You’re burnt. Crispy. Lightly roasted.
Pro tip: Keep it in the fridge for that OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER EARTH level of chill. Works on any burn
🔥 Inflammation? Not on our watch. 🔥
Meet Inflamed, our calming serum crafted for skin that’s feeling a little extra—whether it’s rosacea, psoriasis, or just general redness being dramatic.
Packed with soothing botanicals and anti-inflammatory magic, this serum helps bring the chill.
Meet Inflamed, our calming serum crafted for skin that’s feeling a little extra—whether it’s rosacea, psoriasis, or just general redness being dramatic.
Packed with soothing botanicals and anti-inflammatory magic, this serum helps bring the chill.
March 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🔥 Inflammation? Not on our watch. 🔥
Meet Inflamed, our calming serum crafted for skin that’s feeling a little extra—whether it’s rosacea, psoriasis, or just general redness being dramatic.
Packed with soothing botanicals and anti-inflammatory magic, this serum helps bring the chill.
Meet Inflamed, our calming serum crafted for skin that’s feeling a little extra—whether it’s rosacea, psoriasis, or just general redness being dramatic.
Packed with soothing botanicals and anti-inflammatory magic, this serum helps bring the chill.
Your favorite skin-saving sidekick just leveled up. 💥 Our newly reformulated Scab Stick is now made with candelilla wax, making it officially the latest 100% vegan + cruelty-free product in our lineup. That's right, NO BEES WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS! 🐝❌🐰❌🌱✅
March 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Your favorite skin-saving sidekick just leveled up. 💥 Our newly reformulated Scab Stick is now made with candelilla wax, making it officially the latest 100% vegan + cruelty-free product in our lineup. That's right, NO BEES WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS! 🐝❌🐰❌🌱✅
March 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nuff said, innit?
March 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nuff said, innit?
Hello, valued participant.
It has come to our attention that you may be experiencing unauthorized feelings of stress, overheating, or general emotional turbulence. This is not ideal. Crunchy Mamas is here to assist.
It has come to our attention that you may be experiencing unauthorized feelings of stress, overheating, or general emotional turbulence. This is not ideal. Crunchy Mamas is here to assist.
March 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hello, valued participant.
It has come to our attention that you may be experiencing unauthorized feelings of stress, overheating, or general emotional turbulence. This is not ideal. Crunchy Mamas is here to assist.
It has come to our attention that you may be experiencing unauthorized feelings of stress, overheating, or general emotional turbulence. This is not ideal. Crunchy Mamas is here to assist.
🌸 Spring Savings Blowout! 🌸
Out with the old, in with the glow! We’re making room for fresh new goodies, which means deep discounts on some of your favorite Crunchy Mamas skincare. 🚨 Limited stock, ridiculous deals—once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Don’t miss out on this!
Out with the old, in with the glow! We’re making room for fresh new goodies, which means deep discounts on some of your favorite Crunchy Mamas skincare. 🚨 Limited stock, ridiculous deals—once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Don’t miss out on this!
March 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
🌸 Spring Savings Blowout! 🌸
Out with the old, in with the glow! We’re making room for fresh new goodies, which means deep discounts on some of your favorite Crunchy Mamas skincare. 🚨 Limited stock, ridiculous deals—once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Don’t miss out on this!
Out with the old, in with the glow! We’re making room for fresh new goodies, which means deep discounts on some of your favorite Crunchy Mamas skincare. 🚨 Limited stock, ridiculous deals—once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Don’t miss out on this!
Hello, valued skincare participant.
As per company policy, you are required to maintain optimal skin hydration levels at all times. Crunchy Mamas Silky Smooth Lip Balm has been provided to you in JUMBO .50 oz tubes to ensure prolonged moisture and a non-greasy experience.
As per company policy, you are required to maintain optimal skin hydration levels at all times. Crunchy Mamas Silky Smooth Lip Balm has been provided to you in JUMBO .50 oz tubes to ensure prolonged moisture and a non-greasy experience.
March 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hello, valued skincare participant.
As per company policy, you are required to maintain optimal skin hydration levels at all times. Crunchy Mamas Silky Smooth Lip Balm has been provided to you in JUMBO .50 oz tubes to ensure prolonged moisture and a non-greasy experience.
As per company policy, you are required to maintain optimal skin hydration levels at all times. Crunchy Mamas Silky Smooth Lip Balm has been provided to you in JUMBO .50 oz tubes to ensure prolonged moisture and a non-greasy experience.
🌀 Stuffy Noses, Meet Your Match – Menth Head to the Rescue! 🌿💨
Feeling like a human fog machine? Can’t remember what breathing through both nostrils feels like? 😩 Say hello to Menth Head, the ultimate congestion-busting, cold-fighting, breathe-easy miracle balm!
www.thecrunchymamas.com
Feeling like a human fog machine? Can’t remember what breathing through both nostrils feels like? 😩 Say hello to Menth Head, the ultimate congestion-busting, cold-fighting, breathe-easy miracle balm!
www.thecrunchymamas.com
March 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
🌀 Stuffy Noses, Meet Your Match – Menth Head to the Rescue! 🌿💨
Feeling like a human fog machine? Can’t remember what breathing through both nostrils feels like? 😩 Say hello to Menth Head, the ultimate congestion-busting, cold-fighting, breathe-easy miracle balm!
www.thecrunchymamas.com
Feeling like a human fog machine? Can’t remember what breathing through both nostrils feels like? 😩 Say hello to Menth Head, the ultimate congestion-busting, cold-fighting, breathe-easy miracle balm!
www.thecrunchymamas.com
3.14 reasons to treat your skin today:
1️⃣ It’s your largest organ—respect it.
2️⃣ Our products are 100% chemical-free, unlike that mystery filling in store-bought pies. 😬
3️⃣ Your skin deserves to be smoother than a perfect circle. 🔵
.14️⃣ Because math said so.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
1️⃣ It’s your largest organ—respect it.
2️⃣ Our products are 100% chemical-free, unlike that mystery filling in store-bought pies. 😬
3️⃣ Your skin deserves to be smoother than a perfect circle. 🔵
.14️⃣ Because math said so.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
March 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
3.14 reasons to treat your skin today:
1️⃣ It’s your largest organ—respect it.
2️⃣ Our products are 100% chemical-free, unlike that mystery filling in store-bought pies. 😬
3️⃣ Your skin deserves to be smoother than a perfect circle. 🔵
.14️⃣ Because math said so.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
1️⃣ It’s your largest organ—respect it.
2️⃣ Our products are 100% chemical-free, unlike that mystery filling in store-bought pies. 😬
3️⃣ Your skin deserves to be smoother than a perfect circle. 🔵
.14️⃣ Because math said so.
www.thecrunchymamas.com
🦶🌿 Got Dried Out Feet? We’ve got you covered! Meet Crusty Foot, the ultimate foot balm for turning cracked heels and dry spots into buttery-soft perfection. 🧈✨
thecrunchymamas.com/crusty-foot/
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thecrunchymamas.com/crusty-foot/
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March 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
🦶🌿 Got Dried Out Feet? We’ve got you covered! Meet Crusty Foot, the ultimate foot balm for turning cracked heels and dry spots into buttery-soft perfection. 🧈✨
thecrunchymamas.com/crusty-foot/
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thecrunchymamas.com/crusty-foot/
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This Women’s History Month, we’re honoring the power, resilience, and brilliance of women everywhere with 20% off your order! 🎉
Use code: WOMENS2025 at checkout for 20% OFF all the clean, botanical-powered skincare your heart desires. Because self-care isn’t just a luxury—it’s a legacy.
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Use code: WOMENS2025 at checkout for 20% OFF all the clean, botanical-powered skincare your heart desires. Because self-care isn’t just a luxury—it’s a legacy.
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March 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This Women’s History Month, we’re honoring the power, resilience, and brilliance of women everywhere with 20% off your order! 🎉
Use code: WOMENS2025 at checkout for 20% OFF all the clean, botanical-powered skincare your heart desires. Because self-care isn’t just a luxury—it’s a legacy.
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Use code: WOMENS2025 at checkout for 20% OFF all the clean, botanical-powered skincare your heart desires. Because self-care isn’t just a luxury—it’s a legacy.
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