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Cascadia Roots Natural Skincare
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*Formerly Crunchy Mamas* Makers of Small Batch Handmade Natural Skin Care for All Bodies Made in Solar Powered Facilities!

www.cascadiaroots.com
OHHHH MY GAAAAAWWWWD

www.thecrunchymamas.com
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Come see us at the Hamdmade Market at Salem Center Mall- Now open every weekend Fri-Sun, not just holiday weekends!
May 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
BIRTHDAY SWING. BACKWARDS DEVIL. SUBLIMINAL GLOW.

Is this a skincare sale or a cursed VHS tape?

Use code MICHAELSDAY for 20% off. Or don’t.
It’s my birthday and I’ve made peace with the devil.

#CleanBeautyRitual #SwingIntoYourForties #TheCrunchyMamas #CursedButHydrated
May 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
April 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
April 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We didn’t want to do it.
We held out for five years.
But now we’re paying more for ingredients, shipping, jars, dreams, and vibes.
So yeah… prices went up a little.
Blame capitalism. Blame tariffs. Blame greed.
But don’t blame the balm. She’s innocent.

#CleanBeautyCult #CascadiaResistance
April 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
April 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
CASCADIA NOW!
April 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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How to drop #Tesla stock below $200/share:
“In Salem, Oregon, pro-Musk supporters waved Proud Boys flags in front of a Tesla dealership while many of them walked around wearing the group’s uniform of yellow and black clothing.”

These friends of Elon Musk will ruin him.
www.wired.com/story/proud-...
The Proud Boys and Militias Come to Tesla’s Defense
After weeks of “Tesla Takedown” protests, the Proud Boys and other far-right extremist groups are showing up to back Elon Musk's beleaguered car company.
www.wired.com
March 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Top notes: wet tent, ethically sourced moss, existential longing
Heart notes: campfire smoke, cedarwood, crushed feelings.
Base notes: vintage vinyl, damp flannel, Nirvana playing from a Subaru at dusk

“Smells like a hike that turned into a breakup but somehow made you stronger.”
April 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
She waits in the woods.
Bottle in hand.
Spellbound by fir and fog.

The forest will reveal its secret.
April 1st. 🌲💧

#CascadiaRoots #CleanBeautyRevolution #TheCrunchyMamas #PNW #ChemicalFreeSkincare #CassieCometh #ForestWitchEnergy #natural #plantbasedskincare #EmbraceTheMoss
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
To our trans and nonbinary friends, customers, and family: your existence is powerful, your presence is necessary, and your joy is revolutionary.

#TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV #TransRightsAreHumanRights #LGBTQIA #GenderEuphoria #CleanBeautyForAll #TheCrunchyMamas
March 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
March 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
✨POP-UP INCOMING✨
Crunchy Mamas is out here at the Salem Center Mall this weekend with the full squad of clean, chemical-free skin & body magic.

www.thecrunchymamas.com
March 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Asked my sister the *newly minted Mama* for a review on her favorite product Nip Stick…

😂😂😂

www.thecrunchymamas.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
TOASTED: For when the sun finally shows!

The sun peeked out for five minutes and you ran outside like a woodland goblin finally freed from the cave.
And now? You’re burnt. Crispy. Lightly roasted.

Pro tip: Keep it in the fridge for that OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER EARTH level of chill. Works on any burn
March 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
🔥 Inflammation? Not on our watch. 🔥

Meet Inflamed, our calming serum crafted for skin that’s feeling a little extra—whether it’s rosacea, psoriasis, or just general redness being dramatic.

Packed with soothing botanicals and anti-inflammatory magic, this serum helps bring the chill.
March 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The President is threatening to send anyone who burns a Tesla to the scary prison in El Salvador.

Luckily, I've never burned a Tesla car and have no plans to. Clearly it's not a good idea!

I do, however, plan to never ever buy one. Is that terrorism too?
March 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Your favorite skin-saving sidekick just leveled up. 💥 Our newly reformulated Scab Stick is now made with candelilla wax, making it officially the latest 100% vegan + cruelty-free product in our lineup. That's right, NO BEES WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS! 🐝❌🐰❌🌱✅
March 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Save big on closeout inventory, limited time!

www.thecrunchymamas.com
March 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nuff said, innit?
March 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hello, valued participant.

It has come to our attention that you may be experiencing unauthorized feelings of stress, overheating, or general emotional turbulence. This is not ideal. Crunchy Mamas is here to assist.
March 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🌸 Spring Savings Blowout! 🌸

Out with the old, in with the glow! We’re making room for fresh new goodies, which means deep discounts on some of your favorite Crunchy Mamas skincare. 🚨 Limited stock, ridiculous deals—once they’re gone, they’re gone!

Don’t miss out on this!
March 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM