It's finally getting cold, and the birds are becoming
r o u n d

“why does my back hurt so much?” i ask, but this is me for 6 hours straight:

“where do you see yourself in 5 years?” am i still getting the job if i say this

you’re only ever one good fic from getting into a trope/ship you said you’d never be into

what is fandom, if not hype persevering?

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Someone needs to do a Google Maps, but for the past. For example, typing in "London to York" but you can select a period e.g. 1450s, and it would give you the likeliest route. That'd be great.

girl wake up the US government wants to know your ao3 history