Cary
caryshaffner.bsky.social
Cary
@caryshaffner.bsky.social
Anthro nerd, geek, goth-but-doesn't-bother. Definitely on a side: inclusivity, empathy, respect. If your thing involves oppressing or exploiting people, know that my thing is going to smash your thing. Wait, that didn't come out right, did it?
Remember the 1820s when surgeons didn't bother with all this woke 'hand washing'
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
2 This will be cause he can't find any humans willing to help with whatever version of the Thanos Snap his drug addled mind has cooked up for us all. The Resistance will mow them down remorselessly, of course, moral blanks like video game toons. What a time to be alive?
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There are also a lot of execs who are always trying to get something for nothing; indeed, that is their dream. Since they are mostly dumb as well as arrogant, them getting it ALL their own way, finally no more incompetent subordinates holding them back... let the hilarity ensue. Ensue, I say!
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've got to go with "because they are glad this is finally happening"
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
But muh entitlement!
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I rise from my crypt to say "where's the beef?" and "help, I've fallen and I can't get up", then subside unto the tomb, decorated in tasteful neon colors, to play on my 2600
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What if we make it just take more force? We could have pasty ass trolls wandering, blinking in the daylight, slender but for their Popeye arms, their fingers musclebound with the weight of their opinions. Keyboard gyms proliferate, but girls don't like strong hands anymore.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I see a lot of tech stuff and yarn (wife knits, we're both computery people), so sometimes I like to spice it up. I'll do some searches for obscure industrial equipment, Russian dental tools, or ingredients from faraway lands I have no plans to cook. I call it anti-demography.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reposted by Cary
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nobody messes with the Wasp Guy down at the meat-packer's bar, or as he's known to his pals, Bumpy. It takes a special kind of man to use a stunner on fifteen thousand of those little bastards, one by one. When the 14,999 that are left see that first one go down, turns out they get *real* mad.
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My friend moved to Romania 20 years ago. When the war started, he investigated coming back to the US, but neither of us know which of us is in more danger at this point.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM