Drier than a Republican's eyes after another school shooting.

Christ was a landlord?

Sigh. It's not a matter of "let".

Republicans: Shameless
Democrats: Hopeless

A strong and wise third (fourth, fifth, etc.) party has been SO freaking necessary for decades. Apparently humanity is far too flawed to handle sustaining a democracy. Sigh.

A lovely shock.

You said a mouthful.

Most of us “believe” we are good neighbors, good friends, good citizens. But the reality is that for decades, anyone who goes into that booth and chooses Republicans to represent them has completely failed the good citizen portion, and has become the worst of us, and potentially the end of us.

Well, there is another way - simply understanding the basics of math, logic, and human nature. Pitifully, this country is infested with people so moronic that even this hammer to the head won’t make an impression.

Baby Dick Duvalier?

Spraytan Sphincterlips? Cheeto Golem? Melted Claymation Villain? Bergamot Ballsack? Roadside Urine Jug?

There is no president Trump.

Fucking noice!

"Products"

Well, he's lied about most everything else.

Went looking for the Musk tweet; didn’t find it. Hmm.

The guy standing at the podium telling lie after lie after lie to a thousand people and this dude has an issue with hat etiquette? Yeesh.

Ermigerd - has he asked for the "musk" haircut?

Terrific!