Eric Cartman
@cartmanbrah07.bsky.social
Ample parking day or not. People shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR
On it
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
On it
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
[4 minutes later, he places the McFlurry on the counter]
Enjoy
Cool, whatcha want?
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Cool, whatcha want?
Anyway, you gonna order anything?
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Anyway, you gonna order anything?
They were desperate
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They were desperate
Yep. I know you're gonna laugh so go ahead
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yep. I know you're gonna laugh so go ahead
I just want to take care of my sister. My mom skipped town after my house burned down. So its just me and her
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just want to take care of my sister. My mom skipped town after my house burned down. So its just me and her
Nah. I dont like romance anymore
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nah. I dont like romance anymore
I guess?? I've been out for 3 weeks, the hell have i missed
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I guess?? I've been out for 3 weeks, the hell have i missed
My fucking head is killing me, why is he so stupid???
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My fucking head is killing me, why is he so stupid???
Errrrr more like. A razor in my leg. It hurts
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Errrrr more like. A razor in my leg. It hurts
