Eric Cartman
@cartmanbrah07.bsky.social
Ample parking day or not. People shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR
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Eric Cartman
@cartmanbrah07.bsky.social
· Feb 12
What's up everybody this is Cartmanbraaaah! Be sure to follow my account if you haven't already. Cause following makes you feel good!
[He's behind the counter of a McDonald's. Yes he somehow got a job there.]
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
[He's behind the counter of a McDonald's. Yes he somehow got a job there.]
[Theres like 5 swat trucks driving down the street]
Holy shit what happened?
Holy shit what happened?
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
[Theres like 5 swat trucks driving down the street]
Holy shit what happened?
Holy shit what happened?
//I find the original 50's Superman intro funny because could you just imagine a guy randomly shouting, "LOOK IN THE SKY!!" And a giant crowd of people looks up to yell in total awe "ITS A BIRD!!"
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
//I find the original 50's Superman intro funny because could you just imagine a guy randomly shouting, "LOOK IN THE SKY!!" And a giant crowd of people looks up to yell in total awe "ITS A BIRD!!"
I dont know why but Red keeps spamming my phone. I dont know why
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I dont know why but Red keeps spamming my phone. I dont know why
[He's sitting on a bench holding his little sister]
//I wonder how many remember I gave this Cartman a little sister 🤔
//I wonder how many remember I gave this Cartman a little sister 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
[He's sitting on a bench holding his little sister]
//I wonder how many remember I gave this Cartman a little sister 🤔
//I wonder how many remember I gave this Cartman a little sister 🤔
Okay. House is gone A
and the hot dog was demolished, streets it is.
and the hot dog was demolished, streets it is.
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Okay. House is gone A
and the hot dog was demolished, streets it is.
and the hot dog was demolished, streets it is.
[The fires starting to spread and other people's houses are catching fire]
Oh no
Oh no
Oh...
[Someone burned his house down. He's standing outside watching his house on fire]
....
[Someone burned his house down. He's standing outside watching his house on fire]
....
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
[The fires starting to spread and other people's houses are catching fire]
Oh no
Oh no
Oh...
[Someone burned his house down. He's standing outside watching his house on fire]
....
[Someone burned his house down. He's standing outside watching his house on fire]
....
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh...
[Someone burned his house down. He's standing outside watching his house on fire]
....
[Someone burned his house down. He's standing outside watching his house on fire]
....
Ughhhhhhhhhh
[Waking up from a writers block induced coma from rhe past 22 days]
What the fuck happened? Did my writer forget I exist again- Goddammit he did!
[Waking up from a writers block induced coma from rhe past 22 days]
What the fuck happened? Did my writer forget I exist again- Goddammit he did!
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ughhhhhhhhhh
[Waking up from a writers block induced coma from rhe past 22 days]
What the fuck happened? Did my writer forget I exist again- Goddammit he did!
[Waking up from a writers block induced coma from rhe past 22 days]
What the fuck happened? Did my writer forget I exist again- Goddammit he did!
//Ooooookay mayyyyybe I should stop disappearing so much! I swear I have a good reason....I don't I literally just forgot this place existed. I swear I'm gonna be more active now!
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
//Ooooookay mayyyyybe I should stop disappearing so much! I swear I have a good reason....I don't I literally just forgot this place existed. I swear I'm gonna be more active now!
Ow... ow... owie
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ow... ow... owie
Yeah this is the good shit.
[He's dressed as Doc Ock. Tentacles too]
[He's dressed as Doc Ock. Tentacles too]
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yeah this is the good shit.
[He's dressed as Doc Ock. Tentacles too]
[He's dressed as Doc Ock. Tentacles too]
Happy Halloween fuckfaces!
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Happy Halloween fuckfaces!
Why are people surprised I'm alive? Did I get shot or something? I can't remember anything from the past 2 weeks
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Why are people surprised I'm alive? Did I get shot or something? I can't remember anything from the past 2 weeks
Phew. Been gone for a while because my readers a fucking moron. What'd I miss?
October 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Phew. Been gone for a while because my readers a fucking moron. What'd I miss?
//I may have disappeared by accident
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
//I may have disappeared by accident
Happy birthday stan. Here [He gives him a 20]
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Happy birthday stan. Here [He gives him a 20]
JESUS CHRIST
[He's escaped DC and is driving a big rig with the entire military on his back]
[He's escaped DC and is driving a big rig with the entire military on his back]
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
JESUS CHRIST
[He's escaped DC and is driving a big rig with the entire military on his back]
[He's escaped DC and is driving a big rig with the entire military on his back]
[He hasn't been to school in 3 days]
October 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
[He hasn't been to school in 3 days]
If I hear someone say 6 7 one more time I swear to god I'm gonna send them to north korea
October 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If I hear someone say 6 7 one more time I swear to god I'm gonna send them to north korea
So why is everyone fighting again?
October 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So why is everyone fighting again?
Trying to understand British lingo is a challenge, but I'm getting there
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trying to understand British lingo is a challenge, but I'm getting there