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Carson
@carsoninchaos.bsky.social
Jack-of-all-trades artist. Graphic designer. Millenial. 💍 @catsandfries 💖
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Everything about the government legislating definitions around sex and gender should infuriate you. Why does it bother you so much how people you don’t know and have never and most likely never will meet are different than what you’re used to?
I just walked past a classroom playing jeopardy with the category “ Iconic Millennials” up on the screen. Intrigued by who that covers, also feeling old now
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A new tattoo will surely fix how I’m feeling right?
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Highlights from the Sing Along of #KpopDemonHunters!
1. Everyone fangirl screaming when the Saja boys first transform
2. NO ONE hitting Rumi’s note in “ How it’s Done”
3. Someone shouting “NO JINU” when he sacrifices himself at the end
4. Someone came dressed as Abby and posed for photos at the end
August 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I fear we have failed the human experiment.
August 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The newest episode of #gildedage has its English and Spanish (Latin America) audio mixed up. Just FYI.
August 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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“Some of us aren’t creative enough to brainstorm without ChatGPT!” Well then maybe you should sit this one out.
July 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In line in a parking lot, car abruptly backs out in front of me (whatever I’m just in line but it was a bit of a surprise). He does a 3 pt turn in between me and the car in front of me with not a lot of room. Does it well I’m impressed. I nod in approval as he drives by me, he flips me off. #why
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I was just listening to an audio book and had it paused while scrolling other apps. I closed the app I was on, forgot I had an audio book playing, and just heard “Who’s this??” in my ears and panicked because I did NOT know what was happening in that moment
July 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Cracked my back so hard I started seeing AI generated images
July 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Quick! Document the hell out of this page before they delete it. CALL EM THE FUCK OUT #whitehouse
July 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
K-pop Demon Hunters is an amazing movie and I need 3 more follow up movies IMMEDIATELY.
June 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
lol my Lyft driver told me “remember it’s Father’s Day Sunday” but my dad’s dead so… what’re we gonna do here sir?
June 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
#ginnyandgeorgia is an incredible show and I feel like it’s underrated.
June 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Jerky and snack sticks recalled nationwide
Jerky and snack sticks recalled nationwide
According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS), the recalled products contain fish.
myfox8.com
June 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Daily bunny no.2960 makes a triumphant return!
May 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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May 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Trump says that any American who shows “dissension” against MAGA should be “immediately ejected” from their member of Congress’ town halls.

This is fascism.
April 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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In 90 years of social security, we have never had a check bounce or be late, but they want you to believe the system is broken.
April 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Communities are organizing ICE patrols using radios and megaphones—but what we really need is an ICE alert website where people can share details of ICE activity in real time to help protect and inform one another.
April 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Now, then, forever
April 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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April 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM