carsausage
@carsausage.bsky.social
29|He/him|Pan|'Tism
GR Urbanist whomst also likes sports
⅙ of @untitledsickosproj.bsky.social
AMA - https://tellonym.me/carsausage
GR Urbanist whomst also likes sports
⅙ of @untitledsickosproj.bsky.social
AMA - https://tellonym.me/carsausage
Did it for Marshawn Kneeland proud of you guys
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Did it for Marshawn Kneeland proud of you guys
Lol we made the exact same joke bsky.app/profile/cars...
Fork signs with Kitchen
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Lol we made the exact same joke bsky.app/profile/cars...
Fork signs with Kitchen
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fork signs with Kitchen
You're telling me this isn't Meatcanyon?
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You're telling me this isn't Meatcanyon?
Reposted by carsausage
FINALLY
ALEX TWO-BENSTEIN
ALEX TWO-BENSTEIN
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
FINALLY
ALEX TWO-BENSTEIN
ALEX TWO-BENSTEIN
I HATE THE JOB MARKET REEEEEEEEE
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I HATE THE JOB MARKET REEEEEEEEE
@benchwarmerbran.bsky.social this is discrimination
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@benchwarmerbran.bsky.social this is discrimination
My issue with UBI is that I got soured on it by Andrew Yang's proposal, which was a flat amount of money for everyone that came at the expense of losing vital public services.
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My issue with UBI is that I got soured on it by Andrew Yang's proposal, which was a flat amount of money for everyone that came at the expense of losing vital public services.
Nah fam the bug spray is for when your team totally beefs it and you decide you've finally had enough
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Nah fam the bug spray is for when your team totally beefs it and you decide you've finally had enough
Wolf Blitzer Looks like he should sound like Kevin Harlan and Vice Versa
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wolf Blitzer Looks like he should sound like Kevin Harlan and Vice Versa
Thought police sounds like a slur for a psychiatrist
October 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Thought police sounds like a slur for a psychiatrist
I'm pretty sure my 90s poisoned brain would be so happy if Slimetime brought Nick GAS back, even just once. youtu.be/hBt8qIQMkDo?...
Nick GAS - 3 2 1 Go - Orange Version
YouTube video by Superium
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September 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm pretty sure my 90s poisoned brain would be so happy if Slimetime brought Nick GAS back, even just once. youtu.be/hBt8qIQMkDo?...
Tavern-crust or Deep-Dish?
September 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tavern-crust or Deep-Dish?
At least you didn't interpret "Reebok with the strap" to mean someone smuggled a Glock in their sneakers and "shawty got low low low low low low low" to mean the assailant demanded everyone get on the ground or he'd shoot
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
At least you didn't interpret "Reebok with the strap" to mean someone smuggled a Glock in their sneakers and "shawty got low low low low low low low" to mean the assailant demanded everyone get on the ground or he'd shoot
At least if someone's gonna be a political sicko be the fun kind that funds weird things like landfill mining and a bering sea tunnel
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
At least if someone's gonna be a political sicko be the fun kind that funds weird things like landfill mining and a bering sea tunnel
Makes it sound like a Three Stooges mishap
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Makes it sound like a Three Stooges mishap
Sean Payton is turning into Mike Ditka 2 and I'm all here for it
September 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sean Payton is turning into Mike Ditka 2 and I'm all here for it
Chat is Mac Jones the truth?
September 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Chat is Mac Jones the truth?