@carrionic.bsky.social
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"4+ years sports shoe graphics designer experience required"
I stg my resume is a blank sheet of paper that says "pls just trust me bro"
I stg my resume is a blank sheet of paper that says "pls just trust me bro"
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"4+ years sports shoe graphics designer experience required"
I stg my resume is a blank sheet of paper that says "pls just trust me bro"
I stg my resume is a blank sheet of paper that says "pls just trust me bro"
How does one possibly hope to be noticed by the boy who can do EVERYTHING 😭
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How does one possibly hope to be noticed by the boy who can do EVERYTHING 😭
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well the immigrants are human beings trying to survive and AI is a bad investment by people who have never had actual problems in their lives
October 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
well the immigrants are human beings trying to survive and AI is a bad investment by people who have never had actual problems in their lives
The keychains came out super hekkin cute I love them so stinkin much 🥲 I want to make moreee
October 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The keychains came out super hekkin cute I love them so stinkin much 🥲 I want to make moreee
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So I stupidly decided that I wanted to draw up sketches to make keychains of all of the Sleep Token characters to give out at the concert... I am currently not even halfway done and am already deciding that some of them just aint gonna happen 💀
I'm sorry DYWTILY but what even are you 😭😭
I'm sorry DYWTILY but what even are you 😭😭
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
So I stupidly decided that I wanted to draw up sketches to make keychains of all of the Sleep Token characters to give out at the concert... I am currently not even halfway done and am already deciding that some of them just aint gonna happen 💀
I'm sorry DYWTILY but what even are you 😭😭
I'm sorry DYWTILY but what even are you 😭😭
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sonnys first birthday
September 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
sonnys first birthday
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September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."
Rewatching "asteroid jail with my robot wife" (s1e7 The Lonely) and there's an eerily prescient passage where he talks about how his robot wife loves what he loves, has learned to enjoy what he does; he loves his own reflection, and it's enough for him, but it ensnares him.
The 50s were wild because some story TZ lines are "what if the world was consumed in nuclear fire and the only survivor broke his glasses, wouldn't that suck" and others are "CATGIRLS ARE GONNA KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP" and also there's that classic "living in asteroid jail with my robot wife"
August 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."
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"my god, it seems like the institutions and infrastructure that undergird our entire capitalist society from snout to tail are falling in line behind fascists with absolutely zero pushback?! why is that??" i say as occam's razor stops being a principal and starts bisecting my windpipe
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"my god, it seems like the institutions and infrastructure that undergird our entire capitalist society from snout to tail are falling in line behind fascists with absolutely zero pushback?! why is that??" i say as occam's razor stops being a principal and starts bisecting my windpipe
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malarkey on the rise. tracking a serious increase in flimflam and baloney.
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
malarkey on the rise. tracking a serious increase in flimflam and baloney.
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The Sand down Clown, All colors Sam
He freaks me out! What the heck was he?!?!?!
Why did he eat a berry with his eyehole?!?!
He freaks me out! What the heck was he?!?!?!
Why did he eat a berry with his eyehole?!?!
August 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Sand down Clown, All colors Sam
He freaks me out! What the heck was he?!?!?!
Why did he eat a berry with his eyehole?!?!
He freaks me out! What the heck was he?!?!?!
Why did he eat a berry with his eyehole?!?!
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Friends don’t let friends walk by a mushroom without saying “hey look a mushroom”
July 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Friends don’t let friends walk by a mushroom without saying “hey look a mushroom”
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is he, you know *bends wrist gayly* rat
August 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
is he, you know *bends wrist gayly* rat
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seeing designer drug bags on the ground with ai art nothings sacred
August 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
seeing designer drug bags on the ground with ai art nothings sacred
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Please support real human artists
March 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Please support real human artists
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Are you there mushrooms? It’s me, ya boy
June 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Are you there mushrooms? It’s me, ya boy
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Guarantees in life:
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
June 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guarantees in life:
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
1) death
2) taxes
3) nice mushrooms
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Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid
May 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid