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Carrie Wittmer
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wish i loved anything as much as tim robinson loves suburban office culture
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
billy crudup browsing getty images on his laptop in the dark while interpol’s pioneer to the falls plays… I unfortunately feel so seen by the morning show
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my multitudes cannot be contained
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
jeremy strong has Benjamin button disease
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
making this my cover photo on LinkedIn
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
alleged greatest songwriter of all time not understand song
October 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I’m a girlboss gaslight gatekeeper but Taylor’s album is the musical version of the girls who live in NYC off their parents’ money and try to be literary It Girls writing essays about shaving their pussies before going to get extra dirty martinis with blue cheese olives at a bar they saw on TikTok
October 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
miss showgirl think she’s Kendrick Lamar but in reality she’s the dean of English at Lea Michele university
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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so mcdonald's is bringing back Uncle O'Grimacey with this year's shamrock shakes, and you need to know his history
February 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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ICYMI!

We reunited Podcast Like It's 1999 hosts @pmiscove.bsky.social and Kenny Neibart for the 1999 25th Ann. mini-MEGA Draft, wherein they competitively / collaboratively ranked the 13 BEST 1999 films with commish Ryan, and rookie @carriesnotscary.bsky.social!

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January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
could not imagine doing anything else but listening to this for almost six hours
The final draft of 2024 is the final word on the 25th anniversary of an all-time great movie year!

1999 mini-MEGA

Drafted by @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, & Ryan, with guest co-commish @jorcru.bsky.social

Listen everywhere!
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December 31, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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The final draft of 2024 is the final word on the 25th anniversary of an all-time great movie year!

1999 mini-MEGA

Drafted by @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, & Ryan, with guest co-commish @jorcru.bsky.social

Listen everywhere!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
December 31, 2024 at 5:36 PM
having a lil stretch during the brutalist intermission i love cinema
December 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
taste
December 23, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Nicole Kidman must be like “the decay of marriage at christmastime I’ll do it for free”
December 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
real cinema
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 PM
me seeing the brutalist 9am christmas eve
December 21, 2024 at 3:25 PM
survived my first @screendrafts.bsky.social ama
December 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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The @screendrafts.bsky.social 1999 mini-MEGA Draft with Ryan Marker, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @pmiscove.bsky.social, and guest commish @jorcru.bsky.social Premieres on Monday, December 30th!
December 20, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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We are recording the 1999 mini-MEGA draft with @pmiscove.bsky.social, Kenny Neibart, @carriesnotscary.bsky.social, and Ryan Marker NEXT WEEK!

There has been much discussion of the films of '99 on their 25th anniversaries this year, so now tell us -- which of them NEED to make the Top 13?!
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ALT: a man in a black coat stands next to another man in a dark room with a green screen that says dr80
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December 11, 2024 at 6:21 PM
the chair i sit in when i rewatch the family stone every year
December 4, 2024 at 11:39 PM
i always wanted to get married during awards season
December 3, 2024 at 2:35 AM
taking two massive magnesium vitamins before seeing wicked at 8pm
November 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
obsessed with my vibe as a friend
November 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
at McDonald’s what’s up
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM