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carrieheffernan.bsky.social
@carrieheffernan.bsky.social
Writer, satirist, and professional pot-stirrer. Comedy, culture, and the occasional reality check. If it’s worth talking about, I’m probably making fun of it—or fighting for it - 💜💚👀👩🏻‍💻📝🐾
Even the air is poor
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yup #bb27
September 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Seriously #bb27
September 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
September 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Meanwhile #bb27
September 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Whaaaa Morgan take me. Everyone hates me. I’m a pile of shit 💩 #bb27
September 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I love Ava.. but they treat her like she’s a pc of furniture ..just there .. she heard the entire convo #bb27
August 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
@hamsterwatch.com hi.. just wanted to tell you that when I go to your site .. all of a sudden I’m seeing this.. didn’t used to show this before.
August 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Maybe people should dress like this when they leave the house
June 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tell me 3 things to be happy about today
February 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
February 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is way too much 😱
November 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I seriously don’t know what’s wrong with people-a neighbor decided to put these around their home & all over the sidewalks - I hate when people don’t clean up after their dogs but, the time it took to put these all over plus a sign on a pc of cardboard with another pic -they could have cleaned it up
November 28, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Good morning
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Hey!! I’m up for this .. let me know when so I can have a big bucket of popcorn
November 19, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Good morning ☕️😃
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Good morning Bluesky fam 😊👋🏻💜
November 18, 2024 at 3:09 PM
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 AM
The sky last night was amazing
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 PM
15-year-old me: ‘Pain is beauty get into those jeans!’ Present me: ‘Pain is IBS, and those jeans are the reason I can’t eat pizza today.
November 15, 2024 at 11:46 PM