@carrieheffernan.bsky.social
Writer, satirist, and professional pot-stirrer. Comedy, culture, and the occasional reality check. If it’s worth talking about, I’m probably making fun of it—or fighting for it - 💜💚👀👩🏻💻📝🐾
Remember those who actually fought for our country and protected all of us!!!
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Remember those who actually fought for our country and protected all of us!!!
FYI: The quarterback sneak called and said it wants its name back … 🤦🏻♀️
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
FYI: The quarterback sneak called and said it wants its name back … 🤦🏻♀️
Actually.. Mary and Nicole are the only high producing Realtors in that cast … the show is just an illusion people.. #sellingsunset
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Actually.. Mary and Nicole are the only high producing Realtors in that cast … the show is just an illusion people.. #sellingsunset
Chrishell says it’s over .. she’s done with Selling Sunset. I say good .. it’s not a good look for her. She’s not actually sold much anyway .. the show isn’t what they make it out to be. All she & the other girls are, are reality show girls with a real estate license. #sellingsunset
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Chrishell says it’s over .. she’s done with Selling Sunset. I say good .. it’s not a good look for her. She’s not actually sold much anyway .. the show isn’t what they make it out to be. All she & the other girls are, are reality show girls with a real estate license. #sellingsunset
Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to go.. they are the mean girls in the office .. maybe if they’d concentrate on their work, they’d actually get their listings sold .. #sellingsunset
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to go.. they are the mean girls in the office .. maybe if they’d concentrate on their work, they’d actually get their listings sold .. #sellingsunset
If something on a ballot and wins can be challenged then ALL things on a ballot and wins can be challenged
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If something on a ballot and wins can be challenged then ALL things on a ballot and wins can be challenged
Let me save everyone time… the reunion sucked .. the only part that was delicious was the tiny blow up between Chrishell and Bre which they cut and said they’d come back to but never do … total clip tease!! #sellingsunset
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Let me save everyone time… the reunion sucked .. the only part that was delicious was the tiny blow up between Chrishell and Bre which they cut and said they’d come back to but never do … total clip tease!! #sellingsunset
I think Chrishell might start to realize that a paycheck isn’t worth all of that stress… stress does horrible things to our health.. mentally and physically… #sellingsunset
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think Chrishell might start to realize that a paycheck isn’t worth all of that stress… stress does horrible things to our health.. mentally and physically… #sellingsunset
The reunion was disappointing..
I do think Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to leave the office .. they are the issue and I don’t even know why Amanza is even there at this point.. #sellingsunset
I do think Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to leave the office .. they are the issue and I don’t even know why Amanza is even there at this point.. #sellingsunset
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The reunion was disappointing..
I do think Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to leave the office .. they are the issue and I don’t even know why Amanza is even there at this point.. #sellingsunset
I do think Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to leave the office .. they are the issue and I don’t even know why Amanza is even there at this point.. #sellingsunset
I totally forwarded right thru the OC agents part .. not having it #sellingsunset
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I totally forwarded right thru the OC agents part .. not having it #sellingsunset
So Chrishell is sooooo offended by what Nicole said to her but it’s totally different for what she said about Emma’s relationship on social media … sorry girl that’s hypocritical #sellingsunset
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So Chrishell is sooooo offended by what Nicole said to her but it’s totally different for what she said about Emma’s relationship on social media … sorry girl that’s hypocritical #sellingsunset
Now a days .. it’s always Opposite Day
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Now a days .. it’s always Opposite Day
I think Chelsea is trying to be a better person since her divorce but she did stir the pot in past seasons … the damage is done. #sellingsunset
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I think Chelsea is trying to be a better person since her divorce but she did stir the pot in past seasons … the damage is done. #sellingsunset
Fame has definitely gone to Chrishell’s head. She has become the mean girl. She came in as a really nice, empathetic person .. or so it seemed.. her, Emma & Chelsea are the cancer in that office & imo they couldn’t negotiate their way out of a paper bag w/a hole in the bottom #sellingsunset
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fame has definitely gone to Chrishell’s head. She has become the mean girl. She came in as a really nice, empathetic person .. or so it seemed.. her, Emma & Chelsea are the cancer in that office & imo they couldn’t negotiate their way out of a paper bag w/a hole in the bottom #sellingsunset
I just don’t have the energy to put into those outfits and makeup #sellingsunset
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I just don’t have the energy to put into those outfits and makeup #sellingsunset
I have news for you .. I looked all of them up and they haven’t sold anything .. Nicole has a listing and she sold one this year.. Chelsea hasn’t sold anything this year .. Emma hasn’t sold anything this yr..Bre hasn’t sold anything this yr.. it’s all an illusion … 🪄 #sellingsunset
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I have news for you .. I looked all of them up and they haven’t sold anything .. Nicole has a listing and she sold one this year.. Chelsea hasn’t sold anything this year .. Emma hasn’t sold anything this yr..Bre hasn’t sold anything this yr.. it’s all an illusion … 🪄 #sellingsunset
They make it seem like all of those girls are selling a lot of real estate and they aren’t .. it’s all about the drama, clothes and perception #sellingsunset
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
They make it seem like all of those girls are selling a lot of real estate and they aren’t .. it’s all about the drama, clothes and perception #sellingsunset
I looked Chrishell up and she only sold one home this year in Feb.. with a co-list for $4M.. granted .. you can just sell one home a year for $4M and be ok if you are Chrishell #sellingsunset 😵💫👻✌🏻
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I looked Chrishell up and she only sold one home this year in Feb.. with a co-list for $4M.. granted .. you can just sell one home a year for $4M and be ok if you are Chrishell #sellingsunset 😵💫👻✌🏻
Chrishell’s $28M listing expired… it’s priced too high .. she should have priced it accordingly.. it was up for 182 days .. #sellingsunset
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Chrishell’s $28M listing expired… it’s priced too high .. she should have priced it accordingly.. it was up for 182 days .. #sellingsunset
Wow .. Chrishell has changed sooo much. She really is the problem in that office. She has a problem with everyone.. #sellingsunset
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Wow .. Chrishell has changed sooo much. She really is the problem in that office. She has a problem with everyone.. #sellingsunset
Mary is overreacting over those f’n flowers #sellingsunset
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Mary is overreacting over those f’n flowers #sellingsunset
All the money these girls make and they are all still so unhappy #sellingsunset
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
All the money these girls make and they are all still so unhappy #sellingsunset
Have to say so far.. this season isn’t as good as previous seasons #sellingsunset
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Have to say so far.. this season isn’t as good as previous seasons #sellingsunset
Doesn’t look like they were working by the new rules when these shows were filmed because Chelsea met a couple at the home for the first time .. #sellingsunset
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Doesn’t look like they were working by the new rules when these shows were filmed because Chelsea met a couple at the home for the first time .. #sellingsunset
Chrishell is acting like the jealous girlfriend with Emma #sellingsunset
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Chrishell is acting like the jealous girlfriend with Emma #sellingsunset