Sleve McDichael
@carpetsnake.bsky.social
General silliness, angry ranting, probably something about West Ham, movies and fuck the Tories.
The thing is, this is not new. We've been like this for years. We never play as if we have a plan for scoring goals. Sometimes teams make silly mistakes and let us score by accident but we are actually incapable of scoring against a team if they don't want us to.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The thing is, this is not new. We've been like this for years. We never play as if we have a plan for scoring goals. Sometimes teams make silly mistakes and let us score by accident but we are actually incapable of scoring against a team if they don't want us to.
He is perfect in Bob's Burgers
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
He is perfect in Bob's Burgers
He gets woken up from his wheelchair nap by this woman kissing him and he's like "get away from me you ghoul!"
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
He gets woken up from his wheelchair nap by this woman kissing him and he's like "get away from me you ghoul!"
Dressing up for Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Dressing up for Christmas
Me waiting for Santa
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Me waiting for Santa
My view of the match having bought a £45 ticket for the world cup. Thanks, FIFA!
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
My view of the match having bought a £45 ticket for the world cup. Thanks, FIFA!
What's so unappealing about thinking about elderly British politicians having sex?
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What's so unappealing about thinking about elderly British politicians having sex?
Why do Burnley have a player who sounds like he's the resurrected corpse of Ian Fleming who's had to hastily construct an alias for himself in an effort to divert attention away from the fact that he's a zombie?
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Why do Burnley have a player who sounds like he's the resurrected corpse of Ian Fleming who's had to hastily construct an alias for himself in an effort to divert attention away from the fact that he's a zombie?
Presenting a peace prize to Donald Trump
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Presenting a peace prize to Donald Trump
*FIFA introduces wholly expected MacGuffin that allows them to kiss Donald Trump's greasy ring.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*FIFA introduces wholly expected MacGuffin that allows them to kiss Donald Trump's greasy ring.
Christmas jumper's out for the dog
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Christmas jumper's out for the dog
Staying with my parents lately. This is how my dad often enters a room.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Staying with my parents lately. This is how my dad often enters a room.
Jofra Archer heading out to bat
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Jofra Archer heading out to bat
I have to disagree with you, BBC headline writer. That performance from Liverpool was still rotten. It's just that they were playing West Ham.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I have to disagree with you, BBC headline writer. That performance from Liverpool was still rotten. It's just that they were playing West Ham.
Teachers entering the last few weeks before Christmas...
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Teachers entering the last few weeks before Christmas...
Found an unexpected fiver in my pocket
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Found an unexpected fiver in my pocket
Daughter drew "good cop, bad cop" using some moustache stickers that we had for some reason and I love it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Daughter drew "good cop, bad cop" using some moustache stickers that we had for some reason and I love it.
You can see he's just woken up and looks mad as hell
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You can see he's just woken up and looks mad as hell
The biggest villain in Halloween movie history. She deserved to have the life sucked out of her by those witches. Everyone would have been better off for it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The biggest villain in Halloween movie history. She deserved to have the life sucked out of her by those witches. Everyone would have been better off for it.
What a movie that is.
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
What a movie that is.
"Oh, you want to view that one do you? Well let me pass on your details to...uh...Kevin. Yeah, Kevin is handling that property. He'll give you a call real soon."
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
"Oh, you want to view that one do you? Well let me pass on your details to...uh...Kevin. Yeah, Kevin is handling that property. He'll give you a call real soon."
"No big deal or anything, but I was actually prom queen back in high school."
"Oh cool, what year?"
"1988."
"Was that the year when-"
"When all the other nominees were axe murdered, yes."
"Oh cool, what year?"
"1988."
"Was that the year when-"
"When all the other nominees were axe murdered, yes."
October 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"No big deal or anything, but I was actually prom queen back in high school."
"Oh cool, what year?"
"1988."
"Was that the year when-"
"When all the other nominees were axe murdered, yes."
"Oh cool, what year?"
"1988."
"Was that the year when-"
"When all the other nominees were axe murdered, yes."
I was such a well respected and admired 1 year old that Trevor Brooking once wished me "all the best"
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I was such a well respected and admired 1 year old that Trevor Brooking once wished me "all the best"