Carpe Derpum (S. Ben Price)
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Carpe Derpum (S. Ben Price)
@carpederpum.bsky.social
1967 - current
Translator, traveller, eater of good food and drinker of wine, ruiner of otherwise perfectly good parties with acoustic guitar version of Wonderwall.
Responsibilities include: opening the door for the cat, forgetting why I came into rooms
Sounds like about 4 seconds of their annual profit. That needs to be a B, not an M. Billion. B-B-B-Billion. Not Million.

Or we can stop pretending there is, has been, or ever will be justice for working class and just roll out the guillotine.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No one ever went broke overestimating stupidity. That goes doubly for the stupidity of groups. Double it again for a circle-jerk of forever-dipshit Wall Street WonderBoys. I'm not saying they're not smart enough to see through the Witless Shitgibbon.
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This raises a bit of conundrum: what kind of sandwich to make in this situation. I'm thinking smoked turkey on rye but Black Forest ham on a baguette with rocket is also a strong contender.
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Take beck every penny that was looted and more. Make these rich assholes into paupers. Let them learn what it's like to be poor.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Mostly wine, but also tequila.
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The thing is these are fiefdoms or cults. There's no meaningful mechanism to check the power of the so-called leaders. That's why Musk, after a rubber stamp vote, got his ludicrous pay package. It's a failure of government to represent the people and of corporate governance.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Seems like eggs are the base unit to which everything else must adapt.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Racism, militarism, authoritarianism, stupidity and greed!! This is the most God-bless-America moment ever.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM