that eagles v packers national anthem performance went so hard

I feel like as a society we just aren’t passing notes as much as we should

girls just want Molly’s apartment in uptown girls is that so much to ask

best thing I saw on the internet today was a proposal for muppets Les Mis, bluegrass style directed by the Coen bros

note to self: need to move to a city with a dachshund holiday parade

god please grant me a mid century home with herringbone pattern parquet floors amen

LinkedIn idc who viewed my profile. that’s none of my business

the most embarrassing thing about me is the number of screenshots of my home screen I have in my library

Small Things Like These is pure Irish sweater propaganda & I’m here for it

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass