@carolinemcfuzz.bsky.social
I'm an artist and an actor and a 2009 Nissan Altima.
I feel like women love cooing in the instapot so much because it's like *a witch's cauldron* 🍲
September 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I feel like women love cooing in the instapot so much because it's like *a witch's cauldron* 🍲
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Straight to the grande piatto di cibo
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Straight to the grande piatto di cibo
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September 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me performing full time: I miss making art
Me making art full time: I miss performing
Me making art AND performing full time: I miss my husband
Me making art full time: I miss performing
Me making art AND performing full time: I miss my husband
July 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me performing full time: I miss making art
Me making art full time: I miss performing
Me making art AND performing full time: I miss my husband
Me making art full time: I miss performing
Me making art AND performing full time: I miss my husband
Does Wes Anderson know that women are people too and not just love interests...?
June 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Does Wes Anderson know that women are people too and not just love interests...?
Is the wind still rising?
May 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is the wind still rising?
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The slow blade penetrates the shield
April 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The slow blade penetrates the shield
"Ain't it hard when you discover that--
He really wasn't where it's at...
After he took from you everything he could steal?
How does it feel?"
He really wasn't where it's at...
After he took from you everything he could steal?
How does it feel?"
April 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Ain't it hard when you discover that--
He really wasn't where it's at...
After he took from you everything he could steal?
How does it feel?"
He really wasn't where it's at...
After he took from you everything he could steal?
How does it feel?"
I need a way to make $600,000. Does anyone have any ideas
March 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I need a way to make $600,000. Does anyone have any ideas
iono 🤷♀️
March 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
iono 🤷♀️
Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle 🤝
March 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle 🤝
Just remembered the time I was working for a company (making minimum wage) and my (then) boss invited a bunch of us over for a nice dinner.
When we got there, he had us cook the whole dinner in his kitchen while he sat on the couch drinking wine.
It will never not be funny. Why didn't I just leave
When we got there, he had us cook the whole dinner in his kitchen while he sat on the couch drinking wine.
It will never not be funny. Why didn't I just leave
March 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just remembered the time I was working for a company (making minimum wage) and my (then) boss invited a bunch of us over for a nice dinner.
When we got there, he had us cook the whole dinner in his kitchen while he sat on the couch drinking wine.
It will never not be funny. Why didn't I just leave
When we got there, he had us cook the whole dinner in his kitchen while he sat on the couch drinking wine.
It will never not be funny. Why didn't I just leave
If I could lift this veil of darkness
If I could see my way back to you 🎶
If I could see my way back to you 🎶
March 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
If I could lift this veil of darkness
If I could see my way back to you 🎶
If I could see my way back to you 🎶
So you agree.... You think you're really pretty?
March 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
So you agree.... You think you're really pretty?
They should invent a sunscreen that doesn't BURN YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOU CRY 🧴😭
March 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should invent a sunscreen that doesn't BURN YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOU CRY 🧴😭
They should invent a sunscreen that doesn't BURN YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOU CRY 😭
March 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They should invent a sunscreen that doesn't BURN YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOU CRY 😭
Keegan-Michael Key deserves what Jimmy Fallon has.
March 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Keegan-Michael Key deserves what Jimmy Fallon has.
Hi cutie bug
March 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hi cutie bug
Anyone who uses the words "cancelled" or "woke" (their new connotations) in an unironic way is an insufferable person.
Sorry I don't make the rules. Get those fox news words away from me rn 🙅♀️🙅♀️
Sorry I don't make the rules. Get those fox news words away from me rn 🙅♀️🙅♀️
March 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Anyone who uses the words "cancelled" or "woke" (their new connotations) in an unironic way is an insufferable person.
Sorry I don't make the rules. Get those fox news words away from me rn 🙅♀️🙅♀️
Sorry I don't make the rules. Get those fox news words away from me rn 🙅♀️🙅♀️
Starlight the Clown 🤡✨
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Starlight the Clown 🤡✨
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i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else
February 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else
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" karens " are rather shit
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
" karens " are rather shit
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
"Sanctuary"
Acrylic on Canvas. 2023
Acrylic on Canvas. 2023
February 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Sanctuary"
Acrylic on Canvas. 2023
Acrylic on Canvas. 2023