Caroline
@carolinekwrites.bsky.social
Reading, writing, and as little arithmetic as possible. Currently querying my YA dystopian novel. 📖 📚 🐕 🐈 Follow me on tiktok!
I just made up a good dad joke, and I'm so proud!
Q: Why did the ghost need to wear sunglasses?
A: Because he was blinded by the light.
😂😂😂
#dadjoke #funny #writer #amwriting #Halloween
Q: Why did the ghost need to wear sunglasses?
A: Because he was blinded by the light.
😂😂😂
#dadjoke #funny #writer #amwriting #Halloween
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I just made up a good dad joke, and I'm so proud!
Q: Why did the ghost need to wear sunglasses?
A: Because he was blinded by the light.
😂😂😂
#dadjoke #funny #writer #amwriting #Halloween
Q: Why did the ghost need to wear sunglasses?
A: Because he was blinded by the light.
😂😂😂
#dadjoke #funny #writer #amwriting #Halloween
Rewatching "Lost." This show is insane. No wonder I liked it so much. 😂😅 I never saw the end (yes, I know it sucked), but I'm enjoying the rewatch. #lost #tv #Netflix #nostalgia
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Rewatching "Lost." This show is insane. No wonder I liked it so much. 😂😅 I never saw the end (yes, I know it sucked), but I'm enjoying the rewatch. #lost #tv #Netflix #nostalgia
Back to editing today. I've managed to avoid it all weekend so far, but can't find any more excuses today. 😆 #WritingComminity #Writing #amwriting #amediting #writersofbluesky
September 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Back to editing today. I've managed to avoid it all weekend so far, but can't find any more excuses today. 😆 #WritingComminity #Writing #amwriting #amediting #writersofbluesky
Edits on the #WIP are going well, although slower than I'd like. I'm going to start cutting out some scenes at this point to simplify the plot and get my word count down, and hopefully, find more clarity. #amwriting #WritingCommunity #editing #amediting #writersofbluesky
September 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Edits on the #WIP are going well, although slower than I'd like. I'm going to start cutting out some scenes at this point to simplify the plot and get my word count down, and hopefully, find more clarity. #amwriting #WritingCommunity #editing #amediting #writersofbluesky
I forgot to update here on the full request I got back. Unfortunately, it was another pass, BUT the agent was very complimentary and said she would love to see any other projects in the future. #amwriting #amquerying #query #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I forgot to update here on the full request I got back. Unfortunately, it was another pass, BUT the agent was very complimentary and said she would love to see any other projects in the future. #amwriting #amquerying #query #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
I've been stuck on my #WIP 1st draft for a while now, so I'm going back through to edit it (gasp) before it's done. I think I went off track and need to hack at it a bit before finishing the thing. #writing #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writersofbluesky
September 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I've been stuck on my #WIP 1st draft for a while now, so I'm going back through to edit it (gasp) before it's done. I think I went off track and need to hack at it a bit before finishing the thing. #writing #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writersofbluesky
I don't only post about #writing. Sometimes, I post about random things no one cares about, but I think are really funny. #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writers
July 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't only post about #writing. Sometimes, I post about random things no one cares about, but I think are really funny. #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writers
I need to know that someone in this great big world has named their dachshund dog Abe Froman. If that's you, please post a pic...or just post photos of your dogs. I could use it today. #abefroman #ferrisbueller #dachshund #weinerdog #dogs
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July 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I need to know that someone in this great big world has named their dachshund dog Abe Froman. If that's you, please post a pic...or just post photos of your dogs. I could use it today. #abefroman #ferrisbueller #dachshund #weinerdog #dogs
I just found a container outside with about a dozen eggs in it. I guess my neighbor's chickens decided that was a good spot to lay. I wish I knew if they were still good. 😂
June 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I just found a container outside with about a dozen eggs in it. I guess my neighbor's chickens decided that was a good spot to lay. I wish I knew if they were still good. 😂
We did a toe amputation at work today, and I was annoying my colleagues with quotes from "The Big Lebowski" all morning. #thebiglebowski #thedude #illgetyouatoe
Lebowski Walter GIF
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June 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We did a toe amputation at work today, and I was annoying my colleagues with quotes from "The Big Lebowski" all morning. #thebiglebowski #thedude #illgetyouatoe
I love a cozy mystery series set in the English countryside, but one wonders how they have anyone left in the village after a while. #agatharaisin #mystery
June 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I love a cozy mystery series set in the English countryside, but one wonders how they have anyone left in the village after a while. #agatharaisin #mystery
- Bookstore shopkeeper
- Assistant in animal science lab.
- Assistant in college admin. Office
- Waitress
- Pier One store employee
- Nanny
- Writer for a local magazine
- newspaper reporter ×3
- Veterinary Technician (current)
- Part-time scribbler working on getting published
- Assistant in animal science lab.
- Assistant in college admin. Office
- Waitress
- Pier One store employee
- Nanny
- Writer for a local magazine
- newspaper reporter ×3
- Veterinary Technician (current)
- Part-time scribbler working on getting published
Cocktail waitress at a jazz club
Florist
Boutique owner
Vintage store owner
Teacher
Camp Counsel
EIC
Professional Failure / writer
For 2 weeks, only high paying job of my life, writing true crime TV. I suggested the maraschino cherry weed story (Brooklyn) and was quietly let go.
Florist
Boutique owner
Vintage store owner
Teacher
Camp Counsel
EIC
Professional Failure / writer
For 2 weeks, only high paying job of my life, writing true crime TV. I suggested the maraschino cherry weed story (Brooklyn) and was quietly let go.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done:
-janitor
-security guard
-process server
-driving instructor
-school bus driver
-desktop support tech
-Unix system administrator
-janitor
-security guard
-process server
-driving instructor
-school bus driver
-desktop support tech
-Unix system administrator
May 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
- Bookstore shopkeeper
- Assistant in animal science lab.
- Assistant in college admin. Office
- Waitress
- Pier One store employee
- Nanny
- Writer for a local magazine
- newspaper reporter ×3
- Veterinary Technician (current)
- Part-time scribbler working on getting published
- Assistant in animal science lab.
- Assistant in college admin. Office
- Waitress
- Pier One store employee
- Nanny
- Writer for a local magazine
- newspaper reporter ×3
- Veterinary Technician (current)
- Part-time scribbler working on getting published
I don't remember what life was like before the undo button, but I'm pretty sure tears were involved. #undobutton #WritingCommunity #amwriting #amundoing
May 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don't remember what life was like before the undo button, but I'm pretty sure tears were involved. #undobutton #WritingCommunity #amwriting #amundoing
A little breakthrough on the #WIP last night. Things are coming together! #writing #amwriting #writingcommunity
May 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A little breakthrough on the #WIP last night. Things are coming together! #writing #amwriting #writingcommunity
I feel sorry for the people I'm pet sitting for. When they come back, their algorithm is going to be all jacked up. #Netflix @netflix.com
May 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I feel sorry for the people I'm pet sitting for. When they come back, their algorithm is going to be all jacked up. #Netflix @netflix.com
If you are a fan of the movie "Clue," I highly recommend "The Residence" on Netflix. It's a good time. #theresidence #clue #murdermystery
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you are a fan of the movie "Clue," I highly recommend "The Residence" on Netflix. It's a good time. #theresidence #clue #murdermystery
I've heard from both of the partial requests I had out-one a form rejection, and one a really encouraging pass. Strangely, I don't feel too bad. I still have a full out, so we'll see! #amquerying #writingcommunity #writing #writersofbluesky
April 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I've heard from both of the partial requests I had out-one a form rejection, and one a really encouraging pass. Strangely, I don't feel too bad. I still have a full out, so we'll see! #amquerying #writingcommunity #writing #writersofbluesky
About halfway through #sunriseonthereaping It's so good and so devastating. #thehungergames #reading
March 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
About halfway through #sunriseonthereaping It's so good and so devastating. #thehungergames #reading
Got #sunriseonthereaping at a midnight release party last night and have been immersed in it since. I hope my friends are prepared for me to make it my entire personality for at least the next month. #hungergames #booksky
March 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Got #sunriseonthereaping at a midnight release party last night and have been immersed in it since. I hope my friends are prepared for me to make it my entire personality for at least the next month. #hungergames #booksky
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We may or may not have gotten a little philosophical in our upcoming episode all about authors who have lost their agent. 😅 We can't wait for you to listen!
March 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We may or may not have gotten a little philosophical in our upcoming episode all about authors who have lost their agent. 😅 We can't wait for you to listen!
I bought some wine, and the woman at the register asked me to repeat my birthday in what I assumed was astonishment that I looked so young. She clarified that she had trouble hearing. Ah. Well, then. #costco #foreveryoung #wine
March 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I bought some wine, and the woman at the register asked me to repeat my birthday in what I assumed was astonishment that I looked so young. She clarified that she had trouble hearing. Ah. Well, then. #costco #foreveryoung #wine
If the NSA agent monitoring me is concerned that I looked up what dried blood looks like on cement, DON'T WORRY! It's research for a book. I promise. #research #writing #WritingCommunity #amwriting
March 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If the NSA agent monitoring me is concerned that I looked up what dried blood looks like on cement, DON'T WORRY! It's research for a book. I promise. #research #writing #WritingCommunity #amwriting
Okay, okay, I'm slowly getting my writing mojo back. I've done a few chapters in 2 weeks so things are moving along! #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writersofbluesky
February 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Okay, okay, I'm slowly getting my writing mojo back. I've done a few chapters in 2 weeks so things are moving along! #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writersofbluesky
February 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM