I was really hoping this was a “third time’s the charm” boast.

Never before have I wanted this badly to fill up the Prius and snag a Coke Zero for the road.

Yes, but those journalists weren't well-heeled, beautiful and prone to overusing the word "quite" to appear more literary than they are.

I think you should end it abruptly, ludicrously like the final season of a spiked television series. Give 'em something strong in the middle — excellent seasons 2-4 — and then do something silly. People forget the shows that ended well, but they bemoan — read: remember! — disappointments forever.

Hoo boy.

Keep it bright, tight and right!

No!

... and stimulant abuse is an interesting callout, all things being what they are.

Dazzled. The word you are looking for is dazzled.

It's like a hamburger, but made of bratwurst stuff. This, to me, feels revolutionary.

I can't imagine thinking that's fun.

Great story but also that bio.

SO good!

Gosh, this was fun.