Caroline Dohack
@carolinedohack.bsky.social
Bright colors. Loud noises.
Take your victory lap, girlfriend.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Take your victory lap, girlfriend.
Nine years ago today I was in the market for an anti-cannibalism ointment.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nine years ago today I was in the market for an anti-cannibalism ointment.
My dog, my cargo pants and I were on the local news talking about the price of Reese's cups.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My dog, my cargo pants and I were on the local news talking about the price of Reese's cups.
Last night @aarikdanielsen.bsky.social and @hollypelesky.bsky.social hosted a writers karaoke at Cafe Berlin, and it was so much fun. This is probably my favorite-ever photo of me and Aarik. Although we aren't siblings by blood, we are set of denim-clad wondertwins.
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Last night @aarikdanielsen.bsky.social and @hollypelesky.bsky.social hosted a writers karaoke at Cafe Berlin, and it was so much fun. This is probably my favorite-ever photo of me and Aarik. Although we aren't siblings by blood, we are set of denim-clad wondertwins.
This NYT illustration is exactly my shopping cart every time I go to the store and I'm feeling some shame.
September 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This NYT illustration is exactly my shopping cart every time I go to the store and I'm feeling some shame.
Spotted on my running route this morning. I'm sure this is directed at me and my short but furiously churning legs.
July 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Spotted on my running route this morning. I'm sure this is directed at me and my short but furiously churning legs.
If I were to start a web series about a beekeeper who saves the galaxy, this $2800 Prada visor could be a tax deduction.
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If I were to start a web series about a beekeeper who saves the galaxy, this $2800 Prada visor could be a tax deduction.
Spent two nights in Arnold, Missouri, to watch my son play in a Little League tournament. I had been excited to experience the city’s culture, and it did not disappoint. At the Pear Tree by Drury, I was delighted to find not one but four artistic renderings of the Arnold water tower. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
July 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Spent two nights in Arnold, Missouri, to watch my son play in a Little League tournament. I had been excited to experience the city’s culture, and it did not disappoint. At the Pear Tree by Drury, I was delighted to find not one but four artistic renderings of the Arnold water tower. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
If being "dolphin-smooth" does not entail being fed an endless supply of mackerel you can count me all the way out.
May 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If being "dolphin-smooth" does not entail being fed an endless supply of mackerel you can count me all the way out.
Don't worry, there's a trail of Flamin' Hot Cheetos that will lead you home.
March 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Don't worry, there's a trail of Flamin' Hot Cheetos that will lead you home.
Imagining myself rattling down I-70 in this bad girl.
February 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Imagining myself rattling down I-70 in this bad girl.
I never watched football until my stepdad arrived on the scene. He was a Philadelphia native and a diehard "Iggles" fan, and so here I am. Fly, Eagles, Fly!
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I never watched football until my stepdad arrived on the scene. He was a Philadelphia native and a diehard "Iggles" fan, and so here I am. Fly, Eagles, Fly!
My kids' school is doing a Chiefs-themed spirit week. But you know ... GO BIRDS!
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My kids' school is doing a Chiefs-themed spirit week. But you know ... GO BIRDS!
Here's the death tube. Or if you're feeling metal — and I assume you are — here's the deth tüb.
February 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Here's the death tube. Or if you're feeling metal — and I assume you are — here's the deth tüb.
Either pizza now grows on trees or a squirrel dragged this up from my compost heap and left it for later.
January 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Either pizza now grows on trees or a squirrel dragged this up from my compost heap and left it for later.
One cool thing about GenAI is that it's really zhuzhed up the phishing scam emails one receives these days. Look at this! I am inspired and optimistic!
January 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
One cool thing about GenAI is that it's really zhuzhed up the phishing scam emails one receives these days. Look at this! I am inspired and optimistic!
My kids' dentist went out of network, so I had to find a new one. There's a practice my friend recommends, so I went to look at their website and there are photos of the dentists playfully peeking out from behind bushes. Yes. This is the exact energy I'm looking for.
January 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My kids' dentist went out of network, so I had to find a new one. There's a practice my friend recommends, so I went to look at their website and there are photos of the dentists playfully peeking out from behind bushes. Yes. This is the exact energy I'm looking for.
My bestie bought me a really cool sticker. I’ll be channeling this in everything I write for the next two weeks.
January 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My bestie bought me a really cool sticker. I’ll be channeling this in everything I write for the next two weeks.
Had a call end early so I made a kale Caesar from scratch. Tiny potassium-rich victory.
January 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Had a call end early so I made a kale Caesar from scratch. Tiny potassium-rich victory.
Snowy run with Stevie. My bum is cold but my heart is warm.
January 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Snowy run with Stevie. My bum is cold but my heart is warm.
Neeeeeeew running shoooooooes!
January 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Neeeeeeew running shoooooooes!
the vibe I bring to the party
December 7, 2024 at 3:19 PM
the vibe I bring to the party
I wonder whether they’re looking for someone to write about wrestling or they’re wanting a journalist who knows her way around a figure-four leglock.
December 5, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I wonder whether they’re looking for someone to write about wrestling or they’re wanting a journalist who knows her way around a figure-four leglock.
Monday morning Steviegram.
December 2, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Monday morning Steviegram.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.