Carol Channing (Beyond the Grave)
@carolchanning.bsky.social
I'm dead, fabulous, and still kicking these gams...from beyond.
Make America NEW(som)
August 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Make America NEW(som)
BREAKING NEWS: Man who shits on gold toilet tells citizens how many dolls they should own.
May 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Man who shits on gold toilet tells citizens how many dolls they should own.
As president I will create DOBA - Department of Billionaire Abuse. Bernie Sanders will lead this department. Time to make things right with the wealth balance in this country.
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
As president I will create DOBA - Department of Billionaire Abuse. Bernie Sanders will lead this department. Time to make things right with the wealth balance in this country.
Where all my "no taxes on tips" voters? How that working for ya?
February 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Where all my "no taxes on tips" voters? How that working for ya?
I really hope @trixiemattel.bsky.social re-squirps this squirp.
January 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I really hope @trixiemattel.bsky.social re-squirps this squirp.
I guess America has entered its CUNT phase. Cruel Unrelentless Nationialistic Tyranny.
January 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I guess America has entered its CUNT phase. Cruel Unrelentless Nationialistic Tyranny.
Thank you president Biden for keeping America afloat while inheriting a dying economy and no plan for a COVID recovery. All the stupid MFs who voted chaos back in, I wish you painful ankles.
January 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thank you president Biden for keeping America afloat while inheriting a dying economy and no plan for a COVID recovery. All the stupid MFs who voted chaos back in, I wish you painful ankles.
A wonderful human being that lived a life of servitude to country and humanity. I wish our leaders were more like him.
Jimmy Carter, the 39th US president who served one term and went on to become a globe-trotting elder statesman and humanitarian icon, has died. He was 100. cnn.it/3DE57Te
December 29, 2024 at 9:35 PM
A wonderful human being that lived a life of servitude to country and humanity. I wish our leaders were more like him.
What if all these drones are about to take maga away for the sake of the planet?
December 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
What if all these drones are about to take maga away for the sake of the planet?
When I realize the fart became a shart for the 348th time.
December 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
When I realize the fart became a shart for the 348th time.
This is the only Christmas song I play on a loop until December 26th. #christmas
youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
youtu.be
December 7, 2024 at 6:08 PM
This is the only Christmas song I play on a loop until December 26th. #christmas
youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
That's my girl!!!
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
That's my girl!!!
Reposted by Carol Channing (Beyond the Grave)
First Question: Why did the president steal Judge Judy's hair?
November 30, 2024 at 2:47 PM
First Question: Why did the president steal Judge Judy's hair?
One secret I took to my grave was that Lambchop was Shari Lewis's sissy dom.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 PM
One secret I took to my grave was that Lambchop was Shari Lewis's sissy dom.
Reposted by Carol Channing (Beyond the Grave)
Hi, I’m God.
Healthcare should be free.
Love,
God
Healthcare should be free.
Love,
God
November 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Hi, I’m God.
Healthcare should be free.
Love,
God
Healthcare should be free.
Love,
God
Reposted by Carol Channing (Beyond the Grave)
Pretty much, huh.
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Pretty much, huh.
A great guide to show the relatives who voted for the Neo American Oligarch Party of Drumpf. Enjoy waiting in the food line for your goulash Debra. youtu.be/3Eooypa3SkQ?...
What Are TARIFFS, And How Do They Affect You
YouTube video by The Infographics Show
youtu.be
November 30, 2024 at 5:09 AM
A great guide to show the relatives who voted for the Neo American Oligarch Party of Drumpf. Enjoy waiting in the food line for your goulash Debra. youtu.be/3Eooypa3SkQ?...
I was supposed to join them but the cleaners lost my jazz pants.
Cher, David Bowie - Young Americans Medley (Live on The Cher Show, 1975)
YouTube video by Cher Fan Club
youtu.be
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I was supposed to join them but the cleaners lost my jazz pants.
If I were to author #project2029 my first item on the agenda would be to launch an investigation into why Trump sits on a towel on the Fox and Friends couch. #freakyleaky
November 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
If I were to author #project2029 my first item on the agenda would be to launch an investigation into why Trump sits on a towel on the Fox and Friends couch. #freakyleaky
Who will author Project 2029 for us when Trump and the Heritage Foundation drive the country into the ground. Who will be our billionaire buying votes in battleground states the next election cycle? Time to play dirty or lose for years.
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Who will author Project 2029 for us when Trump and the Heritage Foundation drive the country into the ground. Who will be our billionaire buying votes in battleground states the next election cycle? Time to play dirty or lose for years.
Reposted by Carol Channing (Beyond the Grave)
Not having a snack at a movie theater date is basically a form of torture.
November 16, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Not having a snack at a movie theater date is basically a form of torture.
Hello Bluesky. This is Carol Channing and I'm bringing cunt.
November 16, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Hello Bluesky. This is Carol Channing and I'm bringing cunt.