Caro Hrothgar
@carocolaroid.bsky.social
I’m just a cat mom from the midwest with a love of hockey, video games, and musical theatre. HMJ chatter. If you see me in real life, did you?
Had a hold on Libby with ~36 weeks left and the book disappeared… 🫠
February 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Had a hold on Libby with ~36 weeks left and the book disappeared… 🫠
I introduced @katxhavok.bsky.social to Pokedoku…. Not realizing the monster I would unmask.
She’s really good though so….
pokedoku.com
She’s really good though so….
pokedoku.com
Play Today's PokeDoku
Daily Pokemon trivia game where the goal is to fill in all 9 boxes with the correct Pokemon! Created by Doku Games.
pokedoku.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I introduced @katxhavok.bsky.social to Pokedoku…. Not realizing the monster I would unmask.
She’s really good though so….
pokedoku.com
She’s really good though so….
pokedoku.com
Divacon Midwest, when?
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Divacon Midwest, when?
Reposted by Caro Hrothgar
This man's so powerful he brought an entire new biome into the stadium
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This man's so powerful he brought an entire new biome into the stadium
Salad Bowl day is for hogging the Buffalo chicken dip…
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Salad Bowl day is for hogging the Buffalo chicken dip…
Loot that drops after defeating me
-a whole bottle of tums
-a barely used inhaler
-80,000 curly hair products that don’t work
-an unopened lactaid container
-a mean black/white cat familiar
-books you’ll never read but clog ever shelf
-the memory of eating sour patch kids as a topping on pizza
-a whole bottle of tums
-a barely used inhaler
-80,000 curly hair products that don’t work
-an unopened lactaid container
-a mean black/white cat familiar
-books you’ll never read but clog ever shelf
-the memory of eating sour patch kids as a topping on pizza
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-$3.86 in random change
-handful of lighters
-reefer joint
-one full stack of bnc to composite adapters
-1x 1/4” adapter
-vhs tape titled How to GameShark Like A Pro!
-“rusted key 2”
-a second reefer joint that will not stack
-$3.86 in random change
-handful of lighters
-reefer joint
-one full stack of bnc to composite adapters
-1x 1/4” adapter
-vhs tape titled How to GameShark Like A Pro!
-“rusted key 2”
-a second reefer joint that will not stack
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me
-a whole bottle of tums
-a barely used inhaler
-80,000 curly hair products that don’t work
-an unopened lactaid container
-a mean black/white cat familiar
-books you’ll never read but clog ever shelf
-the memory of eating sour patch kids as a topping on pizza
-a whole bottle of tums
-a barely used inhaler
-80,000 curly hair products that don’t work
-an unopened lactaid container
-a mean black/white cat familiar
-books you’ll never read but clog ever shelf
-the memory of eating sour patch kids as a topping on pizza
Another day at the boy aquarium✨
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Another day at the boy aquarium✨
Thanks @katxhavok.bsky.social for knowing me too well and letting me relive a childhood hyper fixation!
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Thanks @katxhavok.bsky.social for knowing me too well and letting me relive a childhood hyper fixation!
Missed the first batch as I was trying to figure all this stuff out… throne.com/dietcolaroid
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February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Missed the first batch as I was trying to figure all this stuff out… throne.com/dietcolaroid
Girlbossing is popping in chat for 3.5 seconds to answer HMJs questions about ✨Sumatriptan✨ and then going right back to work
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Girlbossing is popping in chat for 3.5 seconds to answer HMJs questions about ✨Sumatriptan✨ and then going right back to work
No thoughts are beyond my eyes, just Just Dance dances
a man in a green sweater and purple pants is standing in front of a snowy scene
Alt: a man in a green sweater and purple pants is standing in front of a snowy scene
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February 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
No thoughts are beyond my eyes, just Just Dance dances
1. Archaeology of Beer
2. American Political Communication
3. Intro to Behavioral Neuroscience
4. Alcohol Use and Disorders
5. Modern Weapons and International Relations
Bonus: Bowling
2. American Political Communication
3. Intro to Behavioral Neuroscience
4. Alcohol Use and Disorders
5. Modern Weapons and International Relations
Bonus: Bowling
ooo some of my fav classes in college (for the 3 years I went) were
1. US History 1880's to Modern Day
2. Geology 101
3. Anthropology 101
4. History of Women in Rock Music
5. all of the Band and Music Theory classes
1. US History 1880's to Modern Day
2. Geology 101
3. Anthropology 101
4. History of Women in Rock Music
5. all of the Band and Music Theory classes
I'm so cool that it's hard to restrict myself to just five when it comes to 5 of the fun ones but:
1. language preservation
2. linguistics field methods (a.k.a. learn guarani just by interviewing a native speaker)
3. Karelian
4. Phonology
5. Coptic
1. language preservation
2. linguistics field methods (a.k.a. learn guarani just by interviewing a native speaker)
3. Karelian
4. Phonology
5. Coptic
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
1. Archaeology of Beer
2. American Political Communication
3. Intro to Behavioral Neuroscience
4. Alcohol Use and Disorders
5. Modern Weapons and International Relations
Bonus: Bowling
2. American Political Communication
3. Intro to Behavioral Neuroscience
4. Alcohol Use and Disorders
5. Modern Weapons and International Relations
Bonus: Bowling
“We need a national holiday for when Bridgerton Episodes release” - My mother
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
“We need a national holiday for when Bridgerton Episodes release” - My mother
Am I sick for the second time in 2026? Yes. Will my asthmatic lungs recover? Probs not.
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Am I sick for the second time in 2026? Yes. Will my asthmatic lungs recover? Probs not.
My entire insta feed is currently heated rivalry
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 AM
My entire insta feed is currently heated rivalry
First time in Vegas! Gotta say…. The Sphere is underhyped
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
First time in Vegas! Gotta say…. The Sphere is underhyped
What is the most uncomfortable Christmas song to listen to with your family?
I’ll start.
Santa Je T’aime by the Superions
I’ll start.
Santa Je T’aime by the Superions
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What is the most uncomfortable Christmas song to listen to with your family?
I’ll start.
Santa Je T’aime by the Superions
I’ll start.
Santa Je T’aime by the Superions
First shiny in the second Pokémon ZA run is Garbodor and honestly….. it’s fitting
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
First shiny in the second Pokémon ZA run is Garbodor and honestly….. it’s fitting
Tis the season 🫣🎊🎤
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tis the season 🫣🎊🎤
Tell me why my sister just said to my asthmatic sick self,“Sometimes when you cough it reminds me of a Victorian child.”
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tell me why my sister just said to my asthmatic sick self,“Sometimes when you cough it reminds me of a Victorian child.”
Had to fully restart my Pokémon ZA game after finally beating the story…. Let’s see how long it takes before I burn out with this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had to fully restart my Pokémon ZA game after finally beating the story…. Let’s see how long it takes before I burn out with this.
@katxhavok.bsky.social
Charge your phone.
Charge your phone.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
@katxhavok.bsky.social
Charge your phone.
Charge your phone.
It’s Nov 2nd…. Bring me peppermint or bring me death. 🌲✨🌨️
a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
ALT: a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
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November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s Nov 2nd…. Bring me peppermint or bring me death. 🌲✨🌨️
Thoroughly enjoying the Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons concert at! Blown away by the artistry. @katxhavok.bsky.social #stardewvalley #linussupremacy
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thoroughly enjoying the Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons concert at! Blown away by the artistry. @katxhavok.bsky.social #stardewvalley #linussupremacy