Tbh Colorado mountain music is just Irish folk music with more harmonica

a haiku about my day:

spent twenty minutes
with my lil cell phone plugged in
charger was unplugged

I just went to find a gif of this scene from the princess bride and…did she always look like Tyranntosaurus Orange™ or am I just traumatized?

I'm pretty sure I've been on a list ever since I accidentally took a sip out of a ketchup bottle at a restaurant instead of my bottle of root beer

There’s some unwritten but strangely steadfast rule that every time I go to a Taco Bell drive thru I have to be behind a car with a family large enough to warrant their own show on TLC

me: hates math, terrified of snakes also me: spending Sunday morning learning Python via physics. I've bamboozled myself

Trump’s mugshot looks like ai was tasked with making a Batman villain look photorealistic

The best part of flying into LAX is that no matter where you’re coming from, you’ll always spend more time on the ground taxiing across every inch of the tarmac than you did on your actual flight

Movie idea: Wordle is slowly hinting at things that are about to happen. Of course, Nic Cage is the only one who catches the pattern and has to try and stop the world from ending by finding and bringing down the oracle

It seems weird to me that the people who say “nobody wants to work these days” are somehow also the ones complaining about AI taking away jobs

Finally got some sun here and my doggo couldn’t be happier to have his favorite hammock back up