Carnivorous Mower
@carnivorous-mower.bsky.social
Metal fan, tech writer, really bad tennis player, professional smart ass.
Sorry about the language... (yeah, nah, not really. I just love four letter words.)
Sorry about the language... (yeah, nah, not really. I just love four letter words.)
I reckon we need to add this.
youtu.be/Oc46Gk-6qrA?...
youtu.be/Oc46Gk-6qrA?...
Tales Of The Unexpected Opening Titles and Closing Credits
YouTube video by routemaster19
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I reckon we need to add this.
youtu.be/Oc46Gk-6qrA?...
youtu.be/Oc46Gk-6qrA?...
My younger brother is named after Richie Cunningham from Happy Days because my brother and I helped choose his name.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
My younger brother is named after Richie Cunningham from Happy Days because my brother and I helped choose his name.
Mine generally just gets into fist fights.
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Mine generally just gets into fist fights.
Once too often.
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Once too often.
I think you might be a bit young to run for president.
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think you might be a bit young to run for president.
I can contribute a button and a slightly misshapen paper clip.
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I can contribute a button and a slightly misshapen paper clip.
Neck vagina on full display.
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Neck vagina on full display.
Someone doesn't understand correlation doesn't equal causation. Actually, not sure anyone in that room does.
October 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Someone doesn't understand correlation doesn't equal causation. Actually, not sure anyone in that room does.
Surely a British band would use a cricket bat.
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Surely a British band would use a cricket bat.
It was to stop them being stolen because they were so rare and valuable.
September 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It was to stop them being stolen because they were so rare and valuable.
I didn't think you were supposed to be able to see those...
September 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I didn't think you were supposed to be able to see those...
Hell Awaits by Slayer
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hell Awaits by Slayer
youtu.be/BcNDHRiEK4E?... I think AxCx said it best.
Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Daddy Sucks
YouTube video by youtube cansuckit
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
youtu.be/BcNDHRiEK4E?... I think AxCx said it best.
Daddy Shark doo doo doo doo
(Sorry!)
(Sorry!)
August 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Daddy Shark doo doo doo doo
(Sorry!)
(Sorry!)
Legal? Yeah, not a big deal.
I'm from New Zealand. Had my first beer at the pub aged 13. Could drink legally at university at 17. Legal age then was 20. Is now 18.
I'm from New Zealand. Had my first beer at the pub aged 13. Could drink legally at university at 17. Legal age then was 20. Is now 18.
August 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Legal? Yeah, not a big deal.
I'm from New Zealand. Had my first beer at the pub aged 13. Could drink legally at university at 17. Legal age then was 20. Is now 18.
I'm from New Zealand. Had my first beer at the pub aged 13. Could drink legally at university at 17. Legal age then was 20. Is now 18.
Yep. You can get quite creative with tinned chick peas, freezer burnt bread crusts, and some sprouting potatoes. Indigestion is the main thing it creates but still, ya don't starve.
August 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Yep. You can get quite creative with tinned chick peas, freezer burnt bread crusts, and some sprouting potatoes. Indigestion is the main thing it creates but still, ya don't starve.
It's not going to be surprise to his wife that he was unfaithful. It's all nasty though.
August 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's not going to be surprise to his wife that he was unfaithful. It's all nasty though.
We used to do that as kids.
August 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We used to do that as kids.