Carnivorous Mower
@carnivorous-mower.bsky.social
Metal fan, tech writer, really bad tennis player, professional smart ass.
Sorry about the language... (yeah, nah, not really. I just love four letter words.)
Sorry about the language... (yeah, nah, not really. I just love four letter words.)
Strava doesn't have a mosh pit setting so it got confused. Still sore three days later, but it was so much fun!
September 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Strava doesn't have a mosh pit setting so it got confused. Still sore three days later, but it was so much fun!
Let's see you at 21
(this is me at 20)
(this is me at 20)
August 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Let's see you at 21
(this is me at 20)
(this is me at 20)
I have a friend who is a Swiftie. I love that she can get so excited about something like this, same as I got excited when Metallica announced they were releasing a new album in August 1991!*
*That I found that album to be a disappointment when it eventually dropped is completely irrelevant...
*That I found that album to be a disappointment when it eventually dropped is completely irrelevant...
August 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I have a friend who is a Swiftie. I love that she can get so excited about something like this, same as I got excited when Metallica announced they were releasing a new album in August 1991!*
*That I found that album to be a disappointment when it eventually dropped is completely irrelevant...
*That I found that album to be a disappointment when it eventually dropped is completely irrelevant...
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*
*No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
*No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
July 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*
*No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
*No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to...
I graduated a year before you.
July 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I graduated a year before you.
As a bit of a headbanger myself I'm quite fond of pachycephalosaurus.
June 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
As a bit of a headbanger myself I'm quite fond of pachycephalosaurus.
These are Wombles - British, but have international geographical locations for names (Great Uncle Bulgaria, Wellington, Orinoco etc).
They were cool when I was 6 (late 1970s), but by the time I was 8 "womble" was an insult, although a fairly gentle one.
"Cock" is an intensifier. Result: cockwomble
They were cool when I was 6 (late 1970s), but by the time I was 8 "womble" was an insult, although a fairly gentle one.
"Cock" is an intensifier. Result: cockwomble
June 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
These are Wombles - British, but have international geographical locations for names (Great Uncle Bulgaria, Wellington, Orinoco etc).
They were cool when I was 6 (late 1970s), but by the time I was 8 "womble" was an insult, although a fairly gentle one.
"Cock" is an intensifier. Result: cockwomble
They were cool when I was 6 (late 1970s), but by the time I was 8 "womble" was an insult, although a fairly gentle one.
"Cock" is an intensifier. Result: cockwomble
'Cos Donkey from Shrek...
June 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
'Cos Donkey from Shrek...
#TicketStubWed
From top left: Pantera + COC 2001, Sepultura + Death Angel 2018, Machine Head 2015, AC/DC 1996, NOFX 1996, 8 Foot Sativa 2003, Iron Maiden 2009, Alice Cooper + Airbourne + MC50 2020
From top left: Pantera + COC 2001, Sepultura + Death Angel 2018, Machine Head 2015, AC/DC 1996, NOFX 1996, 8 Foot Sativa 2003, Iron Maiden 2009, Alice Cooper + Airbourne + MC50 2020
June 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
#TicketStubWed
From top left: Pantera + COC 2001, Sepultura + Death Angel 2018, Machine Head 2015, AC/DC 1996, NOFX 1996, 8 Foot Sativa 2003, Iron Maiden 2009, Alice Cooper + Airbourne + MC50 2020
From top left: Pantera + COC 2001, Sepultura + Death Angel 2018, Machine Head 2015, AC/DC 1996, NOFX 1996, 8 Foot Sativa 2003, Iron Maiden 2009, Alice Cooper + Airbourne + MC50 2020
I watched Monsturd yesterday. I loved it. I don't think most people would.
June 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I watched Monsturd yesterday. I loved it. I don't think most people would.
We're you thinking of this mass debate?
May 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We're you thinking of this mass debate?
Currently reading my workmate's first book (he's written two more).
app.thestorygraph.com/books/a871aa...
app.thestorygraph.com/books/a871aa...
April 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Currently reading my workmate's first book (he's written two more).
app.thestorygraph.com/books/a871aa...
app.thestorygraph.com/books/a871aa...
OK, I was brave enough to check... It was an event to raise awareness of falling fertility levels. Basically they got two samples and put them on a microscopic race track to see whose wrigglers were fastest.
www.spermracing.com/manifesto
www.spermracing.com/manifesto
April 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
OK, I was brave enough to check... It was an event to raise awareness of falling fertility levels. Basically they got two samples and put them on a microscopic race track to see whose wrigglers were fastest.
www.spermracing.com/manifesto
www.spermracing.com/manifesto
ANZAC Day 2025. My home town Kirwee finally has it's own memorial, 110 years after the first ANZAC Day.
April 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
ANZAC Day 2025. My home town Kirwee finally has it's own memorial, 110 years after the first ANZAC Day.
Found this elsewhere, and the OP was scared of the comments. I'm not. Do what you will...
April 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Found this elsewhere, and the OP was scared of the comments. I'm not. Do what you will...
I already got this one from my brother.
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I already got this one from my brother.
Is it anything like Pissdrawer?
I also know of a band called Piss Baby.
razoredraw.bandcamp.com/album/rest-i...
I also know of a band called Piss Baby.
razoredraw.bandcamp.com/album/rest-i...
March 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Is it anything like Pissdrawer?
I also know of a band called Piss Baby.
razoredraw.bandcamp.com/album/rest-i...
I also know of a band called Piss Baby.
razoredraw.bandcamp.com/album/rest-i...
Yep, it's just what it looks like, and anyone trying to defend this is gaslighting.
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yep, it's just what it looks like, and anyone trying to defend this is gaslighting.
Here's my reading wraps for the year. It's Good Reads (in white) vs The Story Graph (in dark mode). And for some reason, the stats don't quite match...
December 31, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Here's my reading wraps for the year. It's Good Reads (in white) vs The Story Graph (in dark mode). And for some reason, the stats don't quite match...
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
A special physical edition/piece of merch you got
December 19, 2024 at 6:42 AM
A special physical edition/piece of merch you got
12. Best picture you took at a show.
Trevor Peres (Obituary) at The Loons, Lyttelton, January 6. Scored a guitar pick and a dose of COVID.
Trevor Peres (Obituary) at The Loons, Lyttelton, January 6. Scored a guitar pick and a dose of COVID.
December 19, 2024 at 4:51 AM
12. Best picture you took at a show.
Trevor Peres (Obituary) at The Loons, Lyttelton, January 6. Scored a guitar pick and a dose of COVID.
Trevor Peres (Obituary) at The Loons, Lyttelton, January 6. Scored a guitar pick and a dose of COVID.