John Carman
@carmanavenue.bsky.social
I, for one, welcome our new incel overlords.
My brother sent me this Newsday clipping from 1990. A more innocent time, I apparently thought Leo killed Laura Palmer, and Donald Trump was a suspect.
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My brother sent me this Newsday clipping from 1990. A more innocent time, I apparently thought Leo killed Laura Palmer, and Donald Trump was a suspect.
I took this at the circus years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I took this at the circus years ago.
This sums up our idiocracy.
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This sums up our idiocracy.
Try to explain false equivalence to your dumbest uncle, or the guy who gets paid to show up to Adam Sandler shoots and yell “You can do it!”
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Try to explain false equivalence to your dumbest uncle, or the guy who gets paid to show up to Adam Sandler shoots and yell “You can do it!”
Yeah has he been in any good movies? He's no Rob Schneider.
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yeah has he been in any good movies? He's no Rob Schneider.
On a scale of 1 to 1939, how fucked do you think we are?
August 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
On a scale of 1 to 1939, how fucked do you think we are?
Target changed the color of their cheap gray hangers to a slightly warmer gray. Now I have to decide between buying all new hangers or throwing out a few shirts, two sensible and inexpensive solutions. Or I can just let it bother me for free.
August 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Target changed the color of their cheap gray hangers to a slightly warmer gray. Now I have to decide between buying all new hangers or throwing out a few shirts, two sensible and inexpensive solutions. Or I can just let it bother me for free.
Chatting with @verizonofficial.bsky.social because my 5G is down. Tech support can’t find an issue. I literally had to tell them to check their own site.
June 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Chatting with @verizonofficial.bsky.social because my 5G is down. Tech support can’t find an issue. I literally had to tell them to check their own site.
At least we’re a classy country.
June 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
At least we’re a classy country.
Inform on your neighbors if they are not loyal to the king.
June 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Inform on your neighbors if they are not loyal to the king.
This is gonna age like Deuce Bigalow.
June 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This is gonna age like Deuce Bigalow.
Me watching “Relics” then overthinking the Dyson sphere logistics.
June 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me watching “Relics” then overthinking the Dyson sphere logistics.
They’re just now learning about seasons.
June 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They’re just now learning about seasons.
@grok, can you overdose on irony?
June 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@grok, can you overdose on irony?
It’s wild how tame this movie was compared to their real lives.
May 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It’s wild how tame this movie was compared to their real lives.
Time to dig a beer trap to keep the slugs off my strawberries. Luckily, this year I did not recently watch that episode of THE LAST OF US.
May 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Time to dig a beer trap to keep the slugs off my strawberries. Luckily, this year I did not recently watch that episode of THE LAST OF US.
A triumph in the field of eBay listing.
May 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A triumph in the field of eBay listing.
Now this is how you target an ad.
May 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Now this is how you target an ad.
Nice girl at Wendy’s was so happy that my credit card has a photo of Pittsburgh. I did not tell her.
May 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nice girl at Wendy’s was so happy that my credit card has a photo of Pittsburgh. I did not tell her.
May the Cuatro be with you!
May 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
May the Cuatro be with you!
You can tell this is Elon Musk’s child.
May 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You can tell this is Elon Musk’s child.
Once in a while, I check Twitter to see how dumb people have gotten.
April 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Once in a while, I check Twitter to see how dumb people have gotten.
