John Carman
@carmanavenue.bsky.social
I, for one, welcome our new incel overlords.
What a fun time the conservatives are having.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What a fun time the conservatives are having.
Reposted by John Carman
“What is with her wearing colors that don’t flatter her skin tone? Can someone please give Lindsay Lohan a color analysis” is now the gayest thing I have ever said.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“What is with her wearing colors that don’t flatter her skin tone? Can someone please give Lindsay Lohan a color analysis” is now the gayest thing I have ever said.
The manager refused to speak to Karen.
Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates ...
www.cnn.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The manager refused to speak to Karen.
I don’t know if Christmas ghosts were trained to recognize autism in 1970, but this guy’s fiancée broke up with him and he just kept doing math.
Scrooge - Movie Musical - 1970 Full 'Happiness' Scene
YouTube video by Golden Key Videos
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I don’t know if Christmas ghosts were trained to recognize autism in 1970, but this guy’s fiancée broke up with him and he just kept doing math.
This stable genius voted to get rid of your healthcare. Makes you wonder what he spent that Dilbert money on, maybe wonderful secrets.
Dilbert creator taps Trump to get cancer drug. Others wish they could, too
Like many Americans, Scott Adams had insurance problems. But unlike most people he has powerful friends on social media, and when he asked President Trump for help, he got the cancer drug he needed.
www.npr.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This stable genius voted to get rid of your healthcare. Makes you wonder what he spent that Dilbert money on, maybe wonderful secrets.
In feudal Japan, MyPillow meant “I’m fucked.”
MyPillow CEO sued over contract breach with fellow election deniers
Miki Klann and Joe Oltmann say MyPillow CEO and election conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell defaulted on a $3 million loan in 2023 and has since violated the subsequent settlement agreement to repay the...
courthousenews.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In feudal Japan, MyPillow meant “I’m fucked.”
Apparently, Mar-a-Lago face is an actual trend among the ruling MAGA. I wish this article had come out before Halloween.
Controversial Celeb Trends That Dominated 2025 (Mar-A-Lago Face And More) - Women
2025 saw the stars getting even more daring with experimenting in the latest health and beauty trends. Here were the most polarizing ones.
www.women.com
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Apparently, Mar-a-Lago face is an actual trend among the ruling MAGA. I wish this article had come out before Halloween.
I always get two sets of coupon flyers every week, so I just checked to see if they’re both addressed to me. Turns out, neither is addressed to me. Two of my neighbors are either getting my junk mail, or they have no idea that American cheese is on sale.
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I always get two sets of coupon flyers every week, so I just checked to see if they’re both addressed to me. Turns out, neither is addressed to me. Two of my neighbors are either getting my junk mail, or they have no idea that American cheese is on sale.
Yes, Matt Walsh is a douchebag, but I wouldn’t say any of the people in this video are quality. Bad people on both sides, if you will. I told my husband not to go grocery shopping without me, and added some pepper spray to the car arsenal.
Meet the Food Stamp Grifters Threatening To ROB You
YouTube video by Matt Walsh
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Yes, Matt Walsh is a douchebag, but I wouldn’t say any of the people in this video are quality. Bad people on both sides, if you will. I told my husband not to go grocery shopping without me, and added some pepper spray to the car arsenal.
Dude in Walmart was wearing cologne so cheap it smelled like straight rubbing alcohol. And he splashed it on. You could smell him before, during and after he was in your aisle. Or the next aisle.
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dude in Walmart was wearing cologne so cheap it smelled like straight rubbing alcohol. And he splashed it on. You could smell him before, during and after he was in your aisle. Or the next aisle.
I hate being smart in this world.
Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
Donald Trump appeared to describe a dementia screening he underwent at Walter Reed Medical Center as a 'very hard' IQ test while speaking with reporters inside Air Force One
people.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I hate being smart in this world.
Watching THINNER, a @stephenking.bsky.social movie about a fat lawyer who is cursed by a gypsy named Ozempic.
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Watching THINNER, a @stephenking.bsky.social movie about a fat lawyer who is cursed by a gypsy named Ozempic.
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
'Cannot fathom': DNA test shows Muskogee Co. 11-year-old's child is likely stepdad's
An Oklahoma man has been charged with child sexual abuse after his 11-year-old stepdaughter gave birth in their home.
kfor.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
Harvested ginger today. I pickled half of the baby ginger and candied the rest. Any ideas for the mature ginger? Looking for something sporty, scary or posh.
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Harvested ginger today. I pickled half of the baby ginger and candied the rest. Any ideas for the mature ginger? Looking for something sporty, scary or posh.
Looks like he’s never stopped growing those sideburns.
Don Mattingly has never stopped trying to get to this baseball mountaintop
The Yankees would win that night. Be one victory away from beating Seattle to advance to the ALCS, so near that elusive World Series appearance. So close.
nypost.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Looks like he’s never stopped growing those sideburns.
My brother sent me this Newsday clipping from 1990. A more innocent time, I apparently thought Leo killed Laura Palmer, and Donald Trump was a suspect.
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My brother sent me this Newsday clipping from 1990. A more innocent time, I apparently thought Leo killed Laura Palmer, and Donald Trump was a suspect.
Watching the new episode of #TulsaKing and reading the new issue of the only magazine with no damn Millennials.
October/November 2025
October/November 2025
www.aarp.org
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Watching the new episode of #TulsaKing and reading the new issue of the only magazine with no damn Millennials.
Imagine how trashy these people will be in another four years.
Trump posts AI video of himself bombing protesters with brown liquid
The president’s video comes after weeks of Republican complaints about violent political rhetoric on the left
www.the-independent.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Imagine how trashy these people will be in another four years.
We watch this every year. Since The Spaceman just left us, we watched it tonight.
Paul Lynde Halloween Special Oct-29-76 4.3 Audio Restored
YouTube video by Obsolete Video
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We watch this every year. Since The Spaceman just left us, we watched it tonight.
Looks like the head of Hydra is about to be banished to Vormir.
MAGA congressman busted with a swastika on his congressional office wall - buff.ly/zGKA2uG
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Looks like the head of Hydra is about to be banished to Vormir.
So men aged 24 to 35 are kids, and girls under 18 are wonderful secrets.
JD Vance calls Republican operatives, aged 24 to 35, who wrote racist texts ‘kids’ – as it happened
This liveblog is now closed.
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
So men aged 24 to 35 are kids, and girls under 18 are wonderful secrets.
@realplanetfitness.bsky.social is installing new machines, and they propped the doors open with 30-pound dumbbells. I was wondering where they went. Come on guys, use your brains and your brawn, use a set from the end of the rack. 60 pounds and up are rarely needed, and will hold those doors better.
Bluesky
Myrealplanetfitness.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@realplanetfitness.bsky.social is installing new machines, and they propped the doors open with 30-pound dumbbells. I was wondering where they went. Come on guys, use your brains and your brawn, use a set from the end of the rack. 60 pounds and up are rarely needed, and will hold those doors better.
There was a lady ahead of me in line returning Magnum condoms, and I am so curious about her story. Did he lie? Or maybe she needed Magnum XL. That would be a happy ending.
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There was a lady ahead of me in line returning Magnum condoms, and I am so curious about her story. Did he lie? Or maybe she needed Magnum XL. That would be a happy ending.