Carly Shreck
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I’m 5’2”, I wanna dance with you, and I’m sophisticated fun.
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People should lift each other up and cheer each other on, not try to outdo each other. The sky would be terribly dark with only one star.
June 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
People should lift each other up and cheer each other on, not try to outdo each other. The sky would be terribly dark with only one star.
When Danny McBride got married he was told “you may now mckiss the McBride”
February 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When Danny McBride got married he was told “you may now mckiss the McBride”
I don’t care what ingredients you put in an old fashioned, it always burns and I’m always gonna ask my partner to trade drinks with me when I order it
February 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don’t care what ingredients you put in an old fashioned, it always burns and I’m always gonna ask my partner to trade drinks with me when I order it
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.
February 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Monday thought:
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Every time I sing cough syrup I’m really singing “life’s too short to even carrot all”
December 31, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Every time I sing cough syrup I’m really singing “life’s too short to even carrot all”
Why are movies so long
December 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Why are movies so long
Thanksgiving at 34 is me telling my mother that she needs to be nicer to herself
November 29, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Thanksgiving at 34 is me telling my mother that she needs to be nicer to herself
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Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement
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November 27, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement
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Ben and Jerry’s really knocked it out of the park with their non dairy phish food
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Ben and Jerry’s really knocked it out of the park with their non dairy phish food
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
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Here are some nice mushrooms
November 20, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
When is Netflix going to release Julie and the Phantoms season 2
November 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
When is Netflix going to release Julie and the Phantoms season 2
Just discovered the importance of labeling bottles. One of these has hair gel and one of these has face wash, and I definitely just chose the wrong one to wash my face with
November 19, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Just discovered the importance of labeling bottles. One of these has hair gel and one of these has face wash, and I definitely just chose the wrong one to wash my face with
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My husband is watching the West Wing for the 10th time in the other room & I’m closing my eyes & imagining that it is real.
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM
My husband is watching the West Wing for the 10th time in the other room & I’m closing my eyes & imagining that it is real.
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