Carly DeNure (she/her)
@carlydenure.bsky.social
Spreadsheet enthusiast and obsessed with my wife 🏳️🌈
I have decided that I should no longer read the news. It is truly none of my business. Also the new fresh horrors daily, but mostly the none of my business part.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I have decided that I should no longer read the news. It is truly none of my business. Also the new fresh horrors daily, but mostly the none of my business part.
I’ve decided to try to limit my social media — deleting apps from my phone and logging out/blocking websites. I don’t know how long it’ll be before I override my systems but I do know this: humans aren’t supposed to be exposed to so many opinions (and bots!) at once.
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve decided to try to limit my social media — deleting apps from my phone and logging out/blocking websites. I don’t know how long it’ll be before I override my systems but I do know this: humans aren’t supposed to be exposed to so many opinions (and bots!) at once.
Hockey is BACK y'all!!
October 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hockey is BACK y'all!!
Sometimes I wonder if children’s birthday parties are more exciting for the birthday kid or for the billions of germs that gleefully find new hosts at the event.
In other news, does anyone have cold medicine they can share???
In other news, does anyone have cold medicine they can share???
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sometimes I wonder if children’s birthday parties are more exciting for the birthday kid or for the billions of germs that gleefully find new hosts at the event.
In other news, does anyone have cold medicine they can share???
In other news, does anyone have cold medicine they can share???
Cottage engineering is attaching a small cooler to a cheap floatie then tying the contraption to our floating loungers. Never be without drinks again!
August 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Cottage engineering is attaching a small cooler to a cheap floatie then tying the contraption to our floating loungers. Never be without drinks again!
Then you get to 24-year-old me who said things like, "Dear diary or whatever" before talking about some dark stuff. Y'all I think I might be devastatingly funny.
July 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Then you get to 24-year-old me who said things like, "Dear diary or whatever" before talking about some dark stuff. Y'all I think I might be devastatingly funny.
"Goal: to be in or involved with one movie. Just to see what really happens! I just think it's really cool." Oh 15-year-old Carly, I have some good news for you!!!
July 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"Goal: to be in or involved with one movie. Just to see what really happens! I just think it's really cool." Oh 15-year-old Carly, I have some good news for you!!!
"I'll flash my true colours in a dazzling display, swallow my bitter and useless pride, and get out into the world" GIRL HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE YOU'RE QUEER?! "True colours????" "OUT?!!?"
July 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I'll flash my true colours in a dazzling display, swallow my bitter and useless pride, and get out into the world" GIRL HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE YOU'RE QUEER?! "True colours????" "OUT?!!?"
Reading my journals from when I was 15 is fun because you get gems like, "You may now bask in my genius rays." I mean, it's harrowing too because I was closeted and had no idea and that caused a LOT of inner pain and confusion. But also... "Genius rays."
July 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reading my journals from when I was 15 is fun because you get gems like, "You may now bask in my genius rays." I mean, it's harrowing too because I was closeted and had no idea and that caused a LOT of inner pain and confusion. But also... "Genius rays."
I feel like I need to run around the city like a town crier. "DID YOU KNOW THAT TOTAL ASSETS EQUALS TOTAL LIABILITIES PLUS EQUITY???" Everyone needs to know this it's COOL.
Ok I'm done blueskying for another 6 business months. As you were.
Ok I'm done blueskying for another 6 business months. As you were.
July 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I feel like I need to run around the city like a town crier. "DID YOU KNOW THAT TOTAL ASSETS EQUALS TOTAL LIABILITIES PLUS EQUITY???" Everyone needs to know this it's COOL.
Ok I'm done blueskying for another 6 business months. As you were.
Ok I'm done blueskying for another 6 business months. As you were.
I am diversifying my income streams and I think that's really spreadsheet of me. "Spreadsheet" means "cool" obviously.
July 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I am diversifying my income streams and I think that's really spreadsheet of me. "Spreadsheet" means "cool" obviously.
And no, we're not talking about how I'm finally taking an accounting class 12+ years after my dad suggested I take one when I was about to graduate from film school. I'm FINE.
July 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
And no, we're not talking about how I'm finally taking an accounting class 12+ years after my dad suggested I take one when I was about to graduate from film school. I'm FINE.
Working through an accounting class problem set and ending up with Total Assets equalling Total Liabilities & Equity scratches something delightful in my brain. THE NUMBERS MATCH. THEY MATCH!!!!!
July 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Working through an accounting class problem set and ending up with Total Assets equalling Total Liabilities & Equity scratches something delightful in my brain. THE NUMBERS MATCH. THEY MATCH!!!!!
“Is it my headphones or my hearing?” is my eternal struggle. One never knows with ears like these!
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“Is it my headphones or my hearing?” is my eternal struggle. One never knows with ears like these!
You know how there’s a funny bone and when you hit it, it really hurts? May I present: grief bone. Holds all the grief. Shatters completely with minimal force. Hurts like a motherfucker.
May 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You know how there’s a funny bone and when you hit it, it really hurts? May I present: grief bone. Holds all the grief. Shatters completely with minimal force. Hurts like a motherfucker.
The Pitt probably shouldn't be my lunchtime show, unless I intend to curl up in a ball all afternoon. In that case, objective achieved. Too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too real.
May 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Pitt probably shouldn't be my lunchtime show, unless I intend to curl up in a ball all afternoon. In that case, objective achieved. Too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too real.
"It's only Champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France..." BUT did y'all know that Prosecco only comes from the Prosecco grape in Italy? Will the mind games ever end?!??
May 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"It's only Champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France..." BUT did y'all know that Prosecco only comes from the Prosecco grape in Italy? Will the mind games ever end?!??
Humbled and honoured to share that today I realized the line "Not a tale I distort" in The Lion King's song "Morning Report" is, in fact, a pun.
May 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Humbled and honoured to share that today I realized the line "Not a tale I distort" in The Lion King's song "Morning Report" is, in fact, a pun.
There's something oddly charming about hearing the Canadian national anthem sung in a southern accent. #hockey #IamAlwaysWatchingHockey
May 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There's something oddly charming about hearing the Canadian national anthem sung in a southern accent. #hockey #IamAlwaysWatchingHockey
Sure I broke my ankle, but you should see the other guy*!!!!!
*the other guy being the sidewalk that I tripped on. Sigh.
*the other guy being the sidewalk that I tripped on. Sigh.
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Sure I broke my ankle, but you should see the other guy*!!!!!
*the other guy being the sidewalk that I tripped on. Sigh.
*the other guy being the sidewalk that I tripped on. Sigh.
In the Battle of Ontario, I’m on the side of Ontario. I hope everyone has a nice time.
April 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
In the Battle of Ontario, I’m on the side of Ontario. I hope everyone has a nice time.
If Dallas scores tonight it’s Ron MacLean’s fault.
April 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If Dallas scores tonight it’s Ron MacLean’s fault.
My wife is away so we all know what that means…………..
……….. a work and life schedule timed to the minute (so the quiet doesn’t get in) and an alarming increase in longing sighs.
……….. a work and life schedule timed to the minute (so the quiet doesn’t get in) and an alarming increase in longing sighs.
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other .
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April 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My wife is away so we all know what that means…………..
……….. a work and life schedule timed to the minute (so the quiet doesn’t get in) and an alarming increase in longing sighs.
……….. a work and life schedule timed to the minute (so the quiet doesn’t get in) and an alarming increase in longing sighs.
me every time my screen time app blocks a website: [solemn nod] “yeah, that’s fair.”
April 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
me every time my screen time app blocks a website: [solemn nod] “yeah, that’s fair.”
[slapping my own head] You can fit SO much anxiety in here.
April 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
[slapping my own head] You can fit SO much anxiety in here.