Carl Spackler
@carlspackler54.bsky.social
Average American | Pro Democracy | Assistant Greenskeeper @ Bushwood Country Club | #BillsMafia
A Cinderella story that came outa nowhere…
Substack: https://substack.com/@carlspackler54?r=3bnovb&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile
A Cinderella story that came outa nowhere…
Substack: https://substack.com/@carlspackler54?r=3bnovb&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile
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Carl Spackler
@carlspackler54.bsky.social
· Nov 16
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Hi, I’m Carl Spackler. I caddied for the Dalai Lama once and he stiffed me on a tip so I said hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know. ' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.
Heard about the Boulder mess? Not your average gopher problem. Flamethrowers, panic, and folks spinnin' yarns. Carl Spackler's on the case, cuttin' through the static. Read it!
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This Ain't No Practice Round: A Carl Spackler Report on the Boulder Boom
Hey, everybody!
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June 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Heard about the Boulder mess? Not your average gopher problem. Flamethrowers, panic, and folks spinnin' yarns. Carl Spackler's on the case, cuttin' through the static. Read it!
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Alright, alright, alright! Carl Spackler here, reporting live from the battle against the gophers... I mean, the forces trying to undermine our great nation! Check out my new article on Substack that just dropped.
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"So I Said to Judge Smails, 'No, You Can't Do That!'" - Trump's Executive Order and the Constitution
You wouldn't believe what I just dug up...
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May 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Alright, alright, alright! Carl Spackler here, reporting live from the battle against the gophers... I mean, the forces trying to undermine our great nation! Check out my new article on Substack that just dropped.
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How 'bout this, you Twittering termites? Spackler here, dissectin' that AB379 bill. It's got more holes than my golf swing! Check it out!
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Hey, Wang! This Bill's Got More Twists Than a Caddy on the 18th!
Alright, alright, alright!
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May 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
How 'bout this, you Twittering termites? Spackler here, dissectin' that AB379 bill. It's got more holes than my golf swing! Check it out!
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Alright, folks, Carl Spackler here! 📢This Trump fella... well, let's just say it ain't lookin' like a clean fairway. I'm layin' it all out in my new Substack. Click here before we all end up in the sand trap of tyranny! 👇
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The Sand Trap of Tyranny: Don't Let Trump Bury Democracy!
Alright, folks, Carl Spackler here, reporting live from the bushwood pines, where the gophers are thick, and the political climate's even thicker.
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April 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Alright, folks, Carl Spackler here! 📢This Trump fella... well, let's just say it ain't lookin' like a clean fairway. I'm layin' it all out in my new Substack. Click here before we all end up in the sand trap of tyranny! 👇
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Alright, you gophers! Somethin' ain't right with the rules, like a bad lie. My Substack's got the real dirt on this due process craziness. And hey, peek at my take on that new Bluesky gizmo too! Click on over, you won't regret it. Gunga galunga!
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Beware the Back Nine, America! Spackler on How the Garcia Case Could Make YOU Vanish!
Alright, listen up, you golfin' gophers and bunker buddies!
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April 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Alright, you gophers! Somethin' ain't right with the rules, like a bad lie. My Substack's got the real dirt on this due process craziness. And hey, peek at my take on that new Bluesky gizmo too! Click on over, you won't regret it. Gunga galunga!
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January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In today’s “Meanwhile In the Bad Place” we have…more propaganda, go figure. These people are disturbing.
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In today’s “Meanwhile In the Bad Place” we have…more propaganda, go figure. These people are disturbing.
These people are so dumb, I swear.
January 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
These people are so dumb, I swear.
On this week’s episode of Meanwhile in the Bad Place…they eat their own. I’m here for it though…🤣
December 26, 2024 at 10:16 PM
On this week’s episode of Meanwhile in the Bad Place…they eat their own. I’m here for it though…🤣
Merry Christmas to all. I happen your day is filled with family, friends and love. ❤️ 🎄
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December 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Merry Christmas to all. I happen your day is filled with family, friends and love. ❤️ 🎄
It’s funny watching MAGA nuts make excuses for an alleged pedophile while simultaneously calling all Democrats pedophiles. If they can’t tie themselves in knots they aren’t happy I guess. 🤷🏼♂️
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
It’s funny watching MAGA nuts make excuses for an alleged pedophile while simultaneously calling all Democrats pedophiles. If they can’t tie themselves in knots they aren’t happy I guess. 🤷🏼♂️
Bills coach Sean McDermott says the following players will be limited today and questionable Sunday: CB Rasul Douglas, LB Matt Milano, S Damar Hamlin, S Taylor Rapp, WR Curtis Samuel, and LB Dorian Williams
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Bills coach Sean McDermott says the following players will be limited today and questionable Sunday: CB Rasul Douglas, LB Matt Milano, S Damar Hamlin, S Taylor Rapp, WR Curtis Samuel, and LB Dorian Williams
Our country is so screwed up. We really need to fix it. Any ideas?
December 19, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Our country is so screwed up. We really need to fix it. Any ideas?
Who’s ready for some @buffalo-bills.bsky.social football today? I know I am. They’ve got to take care of business today. #BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo 🏈
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December 8, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Who’s ready for some @buffalo-bills.bsky.social football today? I know I am. They’ve got to take care of business today. #BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo 🏈
Meanwhile in the bad place…
They quote tweet each others garbage to spread misinformation for clicks. Yes, the judge ordered Fani to turn over communications, but you can’t turn over what doesn’t exist. The real question is why didn’t Fani’s office respond to the lawsuit. I’m sure we will find out.
They quote tweet each others garbage to spread misinformation for clicks. Yes, the judge ordered Fani to turn over communications, but you can’t turn over what doesn’t exist. The real question is why didn’t Fani’s office respond to the lawsuit. I’m sure we will find out.
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Meanwhile in the bad place…
They quote tweet each others garbage to spread misinformation for clicks. Yes, the judge ordered Fani to turn over communications, but you can’t turn over what doesn’t exist. The real question is why didn’t Fani’s office respond to the lawsuit. I’m sure we will find out.
They quote tweet each others garbage to spread misinformation for clicks. Yes, the judge ordered Fani to turn over communications, but you can’t turn over what doesn’t exist. The real question is why didn’t Fani’s office respond to the lawsuit. I’m sure we will find out.
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Am I a sarcastic fake deity? A citizen journalist? A resistor? A patriot?
Yes.
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Yes.
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A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary. Follow me on X @GOPJesusUSA and retweet to spread the Good GOP Word. https://linktr.ee/gopjes...
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December 3, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Am I a sarcastic fake deity? A citizen journalist? A resistor? A patriot?
Yes.
Repost and subscribe for free here.👇 pub.gop-jesus.com
Yes.
Repost and subscribe for free here.👇 pub.gop-jesus.com
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
December 2, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Who else is excited for tonight’s @buffalo-bills.bsky.social game? A win tonight gives us the AFC East, but everyone knows they have their sights set on winning the Super Bowl. One game at a time. Go Bills!
#BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo #BuffaloBills
#BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo #BuffaloBills
December 1, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Who else is excited for tonight’s @buffalo-bills.bsky.social game? A win tonight gives us the AFC East, but everyone knows they have their sights set on winning the Super Bowl. One game at a time. Go Bills!
#BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo #BuffaloBills
#BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo #BuffaloBills
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Trump’s reckless foreign policy is back, with the Mexican President already outsmarting him. His nominees just keep getting worse. Plus, the most corrupt transition ever—dark money, crypto scandals, and shady regulators. Watch Legal AF at 8p ET/ 5 PT:
LIVE: Trump HIT HARD with Major LEGAL DEVELOPMENTS | Legal AF
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December 1, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Trump’s reckless foreign policy is back, with the Mexican President already outsmarting him. His nominees just keep getting worse. Plus, the most corrupt transition ever—dark money, crypto scandals, and shady regulators. Watch Legal AF at 8p ET/ 5 PT:
Yeah…this isn’t going to work for me. We need to find a way to block this one for sure. #RebelAlliance
December 1, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Yeah…this isn’t going to work for me. We need to find a way to block this one for sure. #RebelAlliance
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The New York Times has obtained an email that Pete Hegseth’s mom sent to her son in 2018, where she refers to him as "an abuser of women"
This should be career-ending.
This should be career-ending.
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
The New York Times has obtained an email that Pete Hegseth’s mom sent to her son in 2018, where she refers to him as "an abuser of women"
This should be career-ending.
This should be career-ending.
November 29, 2024 at 8:46 PM