Michael Carl
@carlscrush.bsky.social
Love fashion, sports and pranks
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My views are my own
@carlscrush on Instagram
My views are my own
What they don’t tell you about being a grown up is that everyone has anxiety and that framing art is expensive
February 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What they don’t tell you about being a grown up is that everyone has anxiety and that framing art is expensive
I had another baby girl dream, but I ruined it by asking if the milk was 2%
February 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I had another baby girl dream, but I ruined it by asking if the milk was 2%
My trainer started pretend boxing with one of the other trainers. I tried to get involved by tickling and giggling - I got caught up - now my trainer is embarrassed when we train.
January 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My trainer started pretend boxing with one of the other trainers. I tried to get involved by tickling and giggling - I got caught up - now my trainer is embarrassed when we train.
Going to the suburbs for the holidays is just a perpetual series of conversations about “who needs the car”
December 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Going to the suburbs for the holidays is just a perpetual series of conversations about “who needs the car”
I’ll bet you can guess which one didn’t happen (again)
December 14, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I’ll bet you can guess which one didn’t happen (again)
Having a cat and a dog and a love of Chardonnay is just a recipe for every knit you own being “ill fitting” and covered in animal hair
December 12, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Having a cat and a dog and a love of Chardonnay is just a recipe for every knit you own being “ill fitting” and covered in animal hair
The shooter got off, the body of evidence was too much in the end.
December 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
The shooter got off, the body of evidence was too much in the end.
Last night someone told me I looked like Steve Bannon, what a bitch, that’s the kind of thing you only say behind someone’s back. Today I called my doc for an Ozempic prescription and set up a laser appointment, at least I can try and look like a young Steve Bannon.
December 8, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Last night someone told me I looked like Steve Bannon, what a bitch, that’s the kind of thing you only say behind someone’s back. Today I called my doc for an Ozempic prescription and set up a laser appointment, at least I can try and look like a young Steve Bannon.
That’s fun, I’m going ro get in the spirit by drinking too much tonight and worrying about what I said all day tomorrow. HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🫣🥴😳
Getting into the spirit of things tonight with Natalie Wood, hunky John Payne, Maureen O’Hara & and an Oscar winning Santa Claus. #ClassicMovies
December 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
That’s fun, I’m going ro get in the spirit by drinking too much tonight and worrying about what I said all day tomorrow. HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🫣🥴😳
Giving Scott a run for his money
I did nazi that coming
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 6, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Giving Scott a run for his money
James told me I was fit today and I said “what did you say?” but I knew what he said, I just wanted to here him go into detail
December 6, 2024 at 2:38 PM
James told me I was fit today and I said “what did you say?” but I knew what he said, I just wanted to here him go into detail
Telling someone you are not trying to be passive aggressive is the most passive aggressive thing you can do.
December 6, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Telling someone you are not trying to be passive aggressive is the most passive aggressive thing you can do.
Blink Twice did not get enough attention. It’s a sexy, twisty, twisted and unexpected thriller with some fun performances.
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December 3, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Blink Twice did not get enough attention. It’s a sexy, twisty, twisted and unexpected thriller with some fun performances.
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On twitter I used to say that leggings were not pants, but back then I had no idea that bras were going to be considered everyday tops.
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 PM
On twitter I used to say that leggings were not pants, but back then I had no idea that bras were going to be considered everyday tops.
This in my “pretend” water. The water I buy at Hudson News for $8 to “stay hydrated” during the flight that I never drink.
November 30, 2024 at 7:31 PM
This in my “pretend” water. The water I buy at Hudson News for $8 to “stay hydrated” during the flight that I never drink.
The brutalist is 3 1/2 hours long, that’s ok, as long as it’s lighthearted, playful and fun like WICKED, it’ll fly by
November 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
The brutalist is 3 1/2 hours long, that’s ok, as long as it’s lighthearted, playful and fun like WICKED, it’ll fly by
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Just a reminder for everyone new to the platform, the only thing that matters here is user engagement, so when you come across a troll or a bot, the WORST thing you can do is argue. Just use the robust block feature or ignore them altogether, and eventually the void will swallow them
November 30, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Just a reminder for everyone new to the platform, the only thing that matters here is user engagement, so when you come across a troll or a bot, the WORST thing you can do is argue. Just use the robust block feature or ignore them altogether, and eventually the void will swallow them
Pete Hegseth is definitly slytherin
My mom, as many know, has said some truly unpleasant things to me over the years, but this far surpasses that. While this mother has apologized for that letter, it sounds pretty truthful to me. I cannot imagine ever writing such a thing to my sons unless they deserved it, even at a tense time.
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Pete Hegseth is definitly slytherin
My partner didn’t pack any underwear or socks and asked to borrow my toothbrush, which leads me to wonder, what did he pack?
November 30, 2024 at 3:55 PM
My partner didn’t pack any underwear or socks and asked to borrow my toothbrush, which leads me to wonder, what did he pack?
It’s time for least favorite thanksgiving tradition, repacking my clean workout clothes that I was 100% going to use this trip.
November 30, 2024 at 3:25 PM
It’s time for least favorite thanksgiving tradition, repacking my clean workout clothes that I was 100% going to use this trip.
Why do straight people love Irish Spring?
November 29, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Why do straight people love Irish Spring?
Exactly, plus the unexpected ear hair and we are in the same boat
I don’t feel 52. Certain parts do, like my back, left shoulder, & right knee.
November 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Exactly, plus the unexpected ear hair and we are in the same boat
“You know me, I’m easy” said no easy going person ever
November 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM
“You know me, I’m easy” said no easy going person ever