@carlosamammal.bsky.social
I'm in no rush. It's coming soon enough. Here to have some fun with you. Love intelligent, caring, silly, passionate molluscs disguised as humans for self defence. Please look beyond my frequent glibbness to the glibbness beyond.
Try Spanish.
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Try Spanish.
And? Does that race have a vow of silence?
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
And? Does that race have a vow of silence?
Trump---" Hey. I only pardoned the guy. I have no idea what he did, or his criminal record, or penchant for eating still beating human hearts. Not like Biden and his auto pen!
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Trump---" Hey. I only pardoned the guy. I have no idea what he did, or his criminal record, or penchant for eating still beating human hearts. Not like Biden and his auto pen!
His lawyers should sue, cos he wasn't informed he had to get new pardons EACH time. He just presumed it was like a season ticket!
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
His lawyers should sue, cos he wasn't informed he had to get new pardons EACH time. He just presumed it was like a season ticket!
Translation--- Oh come on. Be real. Nobody thought we were going to. NOBODY!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Translation--- Oh come on. Be real. Nobody thought we were going to. NOBODY!!!
Even more distant voice --"I hear fourth times a charm!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Even more distant voice --"I hear fourth times a charm!"
Exactly what I was thinking. How did he arrive at 1.25x? I'm so alpha I can do 5x. AND, I listen to it in reverse! It all ends rather well that way with a lovely poem.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Exactly what I was thinking. How did he arrive at 1.25x? I'm so alpha I can do 5x. AND, I listen to it in reverse! It all ends rather well that way with a lovely poem.
Let's hope it becomes the new marching!! Every single place he goes!
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Let's hope it becomes the new marching!! Every single place he goes!
A donor owns the voting machines!!!😂😂😂 Dear God!!!!
a man is laughing with his mouth open while sitting at a table in a room .
ALT: a man is laughing with his mouth open while sitting at a table in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
A donor owns the voting machines!!!😂😂😂 Dear God!!!!
I generally just whisper into the bowl something like-----"and that time she left me waiting for over half an hour, just cos she met an old friends'--- stuff like that I never got round to voicing at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I generally just whisper into the bowl something like-----"and that time she left me waiting for over half an hour, just cos she met an old friends'--- stuff like that I never got round to voicing at the time.
The closer Elon gets to the speed of light, the faster he can read the classics.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The closer Elon gets to the speed of light, the faster he can read the classics.
How many speeds do you think he's tried it at?
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
How many speeds do you think he's tried it at?
Ultra maximum alpha--- mention the Iliad and show the Odyssey. Ultra max rad gamma alpha--- Do both the graphic novels in a day dude! Ultra soy beta--- the adult colouring in book versions.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Ultra maximum alpha--- mention the Iliad and show the Odyssey. Ultra max rad gamma alpha--- Do both the graphic novels in a day dude! Ultra soy beta--- the adult colouring in book versions.
They're going to insist you use health insurance companies THEY'VE set up aren't they? -- Imagine actually believing the Republicans are planning something AGAINST the interests of multi billion $ companies. It's just kindergarten level stupidity.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
They're going to insist you use health insurance companies THEY'VE set up aren't they? -- Imagine actually believing the Republicans are planning something AGAINST the interests of multi billion $ companies. It's just kindergarten level stupidity.
I mean, so much easier to just put a chip in their heads that electric shocks them as soon as any fun juices start registering!
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I mean, so much easier to just put a chip in their heads that electric shocks them as soon as any fun juices start registering!
I don't know why he'd care--- being on Mars and all.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I don't know why he'd care--- being on Mars and all.
Wow. A whole two minutes pay!
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Wow. A whole two minutes pay!
THERE WAS NO PROMISE!¡
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
THERE WAS NO PROMISE!¡
Federal agents who are also drug gang members.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Federal agents who are also drug gang members.
The whole thing is a load of bullshit, designed only to insert the term 'National Security catastrophe'! Every single announcement is embedding 'National Security Emergency' in the dullard hypnotised hive mind. People can guess why.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The whole thing is a load of bullshit, designed only to insert the term 'National Security catastrophe'! Every single announcement is embedding 'National Security Emergency' in the dullard hypnotised hive mind. People can guess why.