@carlosamammal.bsky.social
I'm in no rush. It's coming soon enough. Here to have some fun with you. Love intelligent, caring, silly, passionate molluscs disguised as humans for self defence. Please look beyond my frequent glibbness to the glibbness beyond.
Well. The people who own the most shares did. If Musk's package ever happened -- he'd get an extra 423 million shares. Is that about 12%? Now. About shareholder voting.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well. The people who own the most shares did. If Musk's package ever happened -- he'd get an extra 423 million shares. Is that about 12%? Now. About shareholder voting.
New Olympic sport incoming! Yesss!
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
New Olympic sport incoming! Yesss!
Hell zap them with his Laser beam eyes for misrepresenting him!
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hell zap them with his Laser beam eyes for misrepresenting him!
Trump writes Republican healthcare plan on Melania's jacket.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Trump writes Republican healthcare plan on Melania's jacket.
Pretty sure you've seen it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pretty sure you've seen it.
Oh, it is! They start em young.
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Oh, it is! They start em young.
There is definitely a line! No one's making jokes about a person with dementia in distress. It's totally a case of berating a disgusting, narcissistic evil person who has undeserved power! The following DOESN'T demean ALL people with problems, just a guy who spends $200000 a hole of taxpayers money
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
There is definitely a line! No one's making jokes about a person with dementia in distress. It's totally a case of berating a disgusting, narcissistic evil person who has undeserved power! The following DOESN'T demean ALL people with problems, just a guy who spends $200000 a hole of taxpayers money
They really should have been patriotic, turned up to work and promptly followed the Dear Leader's example!
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They really should have been patriotic, turned up to work and promptly followed the Dear Leader's example!
THIS is the Trump upset over not being portrayed honestly? Give me a FKing break! A man who literally cheats at golf while playing alone!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
THIS is the Trump upset over not being portrayed honestly? Give me a FKing break! A man who literally cheats at golf while playing alone!!
Trump is going to sue the BBC for editing an interview with him to slightly misconstrue what the lying piece of shit said. Ear wound Trump? I was at ground zero Trump? Kids cancer charity Trump? Golf champion Trump?THIS TRUMP!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Trump is going to sue the BBC for editing an interview with him to slightly misconstrue what the lying piece of shit said. Ear wound Trump? I was at ground zero Trump? Kids cancer charity Trump? Golf champion Trump?THIS TRUMP!!!
Donald Whatamiherefor crossing the Unaware.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Donald Whatamiherefor crossing the Unaware.
Don't kid yourself about Mambas. They are a BIG snake!!! Black Mambas are second to King Cobras in size of venomous snakes. They're HUGE. And fast! AND-- saw a King cobra in Thailand. FAAARK ME!!
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Don't kid yourself about Mambas. They are a BIG snake!!! Black Mambas are second to King Cobras in size of venomous snakes. They're HUGE. And fast! AND-- saw a King cobra in Thailand. FAAARK ME!!
Why are you tax free funding Churches? Well, I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Why are you tax free funding Churches? Well, I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
It must be out of power, it else the blades would flick out and it would fly around killing people.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It must be out of power, it else the blades would flick out and it would fly around killing people.
Just saying!
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just saying!
Faaaark, he's looking like his mother!
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Faaaark, he's looking like his mother!
This is the kind of mentality a trillion dollars can get you! You'd sort of think a person would be praising how wonderful the world can be. But--- nope--- there's just gonna have to be a wholesale major unempathetic slaughter, or 'cull' as we call it in the Gestapo.
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This is the kind of mentality a trillion dollars can get you! You'd sort of think a person would be praising how wonderful the world can be. But--- nope--- there's just gonna have to be a wholesale major unempathetic slaughter, or 'cull' as we call it in the Gestapo.
I can hardly afford one of these, let along 30 pounds of Russian caviar!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I can hardly afford one of these, let along 30 pounds of Russian caviar!!
BBQ Ostrich leg...
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
BBQ Ostrich leg...
Gonna have to explain how this guy, who just voted himself a trillionaire-- who proudly flashes zeig heil signs--is (A) even allowed to trade ANYTHING in civilized countries and (B) is NOT a full blown fascist hate monger willing to preside over any horrific crimes against humanity as he sees fit!
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Gonna have to explain how this guy, who just voted himself a trillionaire-- who proudly flashes zeig heil signs--is (A) even allowed to trade ANYTHING in civilized countries and (B) is NOT a full blown fascist hate monger willing to preside over any horrific crimes against humanity as he sees fit!
Cuomo heading to Florida, with a group of other corrupt New Yorkers.
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Cuomo heading to Florida, with a group of other corrupt New Yorkers.
It's ' underway'!
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It's ' underway'!
What a disgrace! No class! THAT'S an OUTDOOR hat. THIS is an indoor hat! We are not animals, sir!
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
What a disgrace! No class! THAT'S an OUTDOOR hat. THIS is an indoor hat! We are not animals, sir!
OK. Girlfriend aside--- I know they redacted Trump's name from documents showing him to be a pedophile. I know they've been assisting kidnapping and trafficking people who haven't committed actual crimes. But--- are there any actual, verifiable figures on THIS?
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
OK. Girlfriend aside--- I know they redacted Trump's name from documents showing him to be a pedophile. I know they've been assisting kidnapping and trafficking people who haven't committed actual crimes. But--- are there any actual, verifiable figures on THIS?