Carlos Alonzo Morales
@carlosalonzom.bsky.social
Novelist, screenwriter, and Mass Effect scholar. Trying to save the Western. Writes weird essays for IGN. Canada's favourite Mexican.
If I was in charge of Marvel Rivals
January 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If I was in charge of Marvel Rivals
This truly the year of the Fantastic Four, praise be
January 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This truly the year of the Fantastic Four, praise be
When you get mad at me this is who you're mad at
December 18, 2024 at 6:09 PM
When you get mad at me this is who you're mad at
Some quick math on this: if even 1% of 10 million players bought a skin, that means the game made roughly 2 million dollars in its first three days. That doesn't include battle pass sales or anyone buying more than one. This game is huge
December 9, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Some quick math on this: if even 1% of 10 million players bought a skin, that means the game made roughly 2 million dollars in its first three days. That doesn't include battle pass sales or anyone buying more than one. This game is huge
Me when this starts happening to more CEOs
December 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Me when this starts happening to more CEOs
Why did they have to overdesign his helmet ughhhHHHH
December 1, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Why did they have to overdesign his helmet ughhhHHHH
Wolverine is short and Squirrel Girl is thick... NetEase is cooking on ungodly levels
November 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Wolverine is short and Squirrel Girl is thick... NetEase is cooking on ungodly levels
11. The Thing
November 30, 2024 at 7:28 PM
11. The Thing
10. The Little Mermaid
November 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
10. The Little Mermaid
9. Suspiria
November 30, 2024 at 5:57 PM
9. Suspiria
Soon my besties will come back to me
November 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Soon my besties will come back to me
Shameik Moore hearing that Hailee Steinfeld got engaged
November 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Shameik Moore hearing that Hailee Steinfeld got engaged
8. Jurassic Park
November 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
8. Jurassic Park
7. The Witch
November 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
7. The Witch
Knowing there's only a few days until Marvel Rivals
November 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Knowing there's only a few days until Marvel Rivals
He's simply elite, I fear
November 28, 2024 at 8:51 PM
He's simply elite, I fear
After several playthroughs and many missions on the higher difficulties I have ranked the Midnight Suns roster
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 AM
After several playthroughs and many missions on the higher difficulties I have ranked the Midnight Suns roster
Me when I see AI developers
November 28, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Me when I see AI developers
6. Silence of the Lambs
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
6. Silence of the Lambs