Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
@carlmarxman.northsky.social
Random middle class, middle aged, Chaos worshipper.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
I see your Warhammer and raise you a Warhammer.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I see your Warhammer and raise you a Warhammer.
*cyberpunk executive voice*
See that you do, Ms. Elation. We are watching you closely.
See that you do, Ms. Elation. We are watching you closely.
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
*cyberpunk executive voice*
See that you do, Ms. Elation. We are watching you closely.
See that you do, Ms. Elation. We are watching you closely.
Drop something SCARY 👻 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Drop something SCARY 👻 🎃
No, I'm focusing on the green. Now eating the sandwich like that is fucking weird, yes. But WHY DID THEY MAKE HER GREEN? Like someone went out of their way to colour correct her that way.
I mean, unless Cuomo's courting the Orion vote but...
I mean, unless Cuomo's courting the Orion vote but...
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No, I'm focusing on the green. Now eating the sandwich like that is fucking weird, yes. But WHY DID THEY MAKE HER GREEN? Like someone went out of their way to colour correct her that way.
I mean, unless Cuomo's courting the Orion vote but...
I mean, unless Cuomo's courting the Orion vote but...
One more.
Sci-fi is when Liam Neeson looks like White Jesus. Fantasy is when Liam Neeson looks like Lion Jesus.
Sci-fi is when Liam Neeson looks like White Jesus. Fantasy is when Liam Neeson looks like Lion Jesus.
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
One more.
Sci-fi is when Liam Neeson looks like White Jesus. Fantasy is when Liam Neeson looks like Lion Jesus.
Sci-fi is when Liam Neeson looks like White Jesus. Fantasy is when Liam Neeson looks like Lion Jesus.
Alternately, Sci-fi is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature, and fantasy is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature.
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Alternately, Sci-fi is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature, and fantasy is when Andy Serkis is a creepy deformed bald creature.
Oh, that's easy.
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh, that's easy.
OK... I'll let you off the hook.
This time.
This time.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
OK... I'll let you off the hook.
This time.
This time.
I always have my favourite candidate as a backup.
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I always have my favourite candidate as a backup.
How you DUNE?
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How you DUNE?
Baldur's Gate 3 quote seems relevant.
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Baldur's Gate 3 quote seems relevant.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Example of failure:
BEAR
And I don't blame the camera for this one.
BEAR
And I don't blame the camera for this one.
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Example of failure:
BEAR
And I don't blame the camera for this one.
BEAR
And I don't blame the camera for this one.
I may take you up on that, but honestly the cell camera does just fine most of the time.
Example: PIGGIES.
Example: PIGGIES.
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I may take you up on that, but honestly the cell camera does just fine most of the time.
Example: PIGGIES.
Example: PIGGIES.
Bit of a drive for you but you do get this experience:
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Bit of a drive for you but you do get this experience:
I mention this as I was just posting a Blake's 7 screenshot elsewhere.
October 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I mention this as I was just posting a Blake's 7 screenshot elsewhere.
Define "Perfect Ending?"
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Define "Perfect Ending?"
Quote post a favourite photo of yourself from any era.
Here's a picture of me from between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas.
Here's a picture of me from between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas.
October 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Quote post a favourite photo of yourself from any era.
Here's a picture of me from between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas.
Here's a picture of me from between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas.
Uh.
Ok, here, I guess?
Ok, here, I guess?
October 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Uh.
Ok, here, I guess?
Ok, here, I guess?
Oh, there's only one Queen of England for me.
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh, there's only one Queen of England for me.
No, the real question is "What is a man?"
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No, the real question is "What is a man?"
CONFESS YOUR SINS!
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
CONFESS YOUR SINS!