Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
@carlmarxman.northsky.social
Random middle class, middle aged, Chaos worshipper.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
It can happen here, whatever "it" may be.
"Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
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My grandpa, the pharmacist, said keeping a whole potato in your sock would PREVENT colds, because you can't walk with a potato in your sock & so would not be around other people to catch their colds.
He was right, so there's that.
He was right, so there's that.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My grandpa, the pharmacist, said keeping a whole potato in your sock would PREVENT colds, because you can't walk with a potato in your sock & so would not be around other people to catch their colds.
He was right, so there's that.
He was right, so there's that.
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couldn’t tell you if this man is 25 or 45
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
couldn’t tell you if this man is 25 or 45
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
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American PSA: don't do drugs, kids, they're bad for you!
Canadian PSA: we locked the most insane people we know in a room with a sheet of acid and a box of puppets, here's all the worst deaths they could think of
Canadian PSA: we locked the most insane people we know in a room with a sheet of acid and a box of puppets, here's all the worst deaths they could think of
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
American PSA: don't do drugs, kids, they're bad for you!
Canadian PSA: we locked the most insane people we know in a room with a sheet of acid and a box of puppets, here's all the worst deaths they could think of
Canadian PSA: we locked the most insane people we know in a room with a sheet of acid and a box of puppets, here's all the worst deaths they could think of
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"... Somehow life continues in the Wasteland!"
The radiation-warped DNA of Fallout is here, wrapped up not in 50s gee whizz futurism but with a mid-80s techno-thriller vibe.
Five big ol' floppy disk flips it took to get into the game properly. 😅
📺: Wasteland, Interplay, 1988 (C64 version)
The radiation-warped DNA of Fallout is here, wrapped up not in 50s gee whizz futurism but with a mid-80s techno-thriller vibe.
Five big ol' floppy disk flips it took to get into the game properly. 😅
📺: Wasteland, Interplay, 1988 (C64 version)
June 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"... Somehow life continues in the Wasteland!"
The radiation-warped DNA of Fallout is here, wrapped up not in 50s gee whizz futurism but with a mid-80s techno-thriller vibe.
Five big ol' floppy disk flips it took to get into the game properly. 😅
📺: Wasteland, Interplay, 1988 (C64 version)
The radiation-warped DNA of Fallout is here, wrapped up not in 50s gee whizz futurism but with a mid-80s techno-thriller vibe.
Five big ol' floppy disk flips it took to get into the game properly. 😅
📺: Wasteland, Interplay, 1988 (C64 version)
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building a time machine for normal reasons
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
building a time machine for normal reasons
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Do Americans call it a 9mm because a 1/3 inch sounds too small
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Do Americans call it a 9mm because a 1/3 inch sounds too small
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at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
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anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
anyone who reposts this skeet gets a piece of my body to display on their mantle AFTER I die
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Hello @support.bsky.team
I heard from Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social that her account was suspended.
Can you please look into this and reinstate her account? She’s a published author and scholar on authoritarianism. Her presence here is valuable.
cc:
@jay.bsky.team
@aaron.bsky.team
I heard from Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social that her account was suspended.
Can you please look into this and reinstate her account? She’s a published author and scholar on authoritarianism. Her presence here is valuable.
cc:
@jay.bsky.team
@aaron.bsky.team
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hello @support.bsky.team
I heard from Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social that her account was suspended.
Can you please look into this and reinstate her account? She’s a published author and scholar on authoritarianism. Her presence here is valuable.
cc:
@jay.bsky.team
@aaron.bsky.team
I heard from Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social that her account was suspended.
Can you please look into this and reinstate her account? She’s a published author and scholar on authoritarianism. Her presence here is valuable.
cc:
@jay.bsky.team
@aaron.bsky.team
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Banger
most of the bond movies take place in his head while he’s getting his balls beat by mads mikkelsen
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Banger
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Really not loving this period of time in which my first instinct when someone sends me a video on social media is to immediately check if it's AI or not
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Really not loving this period of time in which my first instinct when someone sends me a video on social media is to immediately check if it's AI or not
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Imagine a country where instead of rational heathcare, millions of people just suffered
Difficult to imagine, i know
Difficult to imagine, i know
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Imagine a country where instead of rational heathcare, millions of people just suffered
Difficult to imagine, i know
Difficult to imagine, i know
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I wonder if people who have no empathy for people they don't know are happier than those that do
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I wonder if people who have no empathy for people they don't know are happier than those that do
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My last comic about a nazi getting attacking by a zombie made some folks mad. And that's great, because nazis don't deserve to be happy
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My last comic about a nazi getting attacking by a zombie made some folks mad. And that's great, because nazis don't deserve to be happy
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We are deeply concerned about the planned cuts to international assistance funding. We joined more than 100 Canadian organizations in signing this open letter: theslf.org/CanWaCH-open-letter.
Canada’s Cuts to Critical Development Assistance Weaken Us All, Undermine Security - CanWaCH
“Canada’s decades of leadership in global health have always been about investing in a safer, more equitable world, because we know that when we turn our back on the world’s most marginalized people, ...
theslf.org
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We are deeply concerned about the planned cuts to international assistance funding. We joined more than 100 Canadian organizations in signing this open letter: theslf.org/CanWaCH-open-letter.
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I was hanging out at Onion HQ this weekend and got my copy of this signed by some of the writers and editors. Multiple people expressed that this was possibly their favorite edition so far.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I was hanging out at Onion HQ this weekend and got my copy of this signed by some of the writers and editors. Multiple people expressed that this was possibly their favorite edition so far.
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writing a pilot based on poilievre's by-election campaign is turning out to be far more entertaining for me than it has any right to be
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
writing a pilot based on poilievre's by-election campaign is turning out to be far more entertaining for me than it has any right to be
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
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I'm still at 130/327. My insurance is due tonight (11/11) by 7pm
Still short on everything else (rent, car bill, groceries, oil change) insurance is priority right now ♥️
💕 💸
#HelpSky
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Marla-Smit...
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Still short on everything else (rent, car bill, groceries, oil change) insurance is priority right now ♥️
💕 💸
#HelpSky
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Marla-Smit...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm still at 130/327. My insurance is due tonight (11/11) by 7pm
Still short on everything else (rent, car bill, groceries, oil change) insurance is priority right now ♥️
💕 💸
#HelpSky
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Marla-Smit...
cash.app/$marlahsmith
Still short on everything else (rent, car bill, groceries, oil change) insurance is priority right now ♥️
💕 💸
#HelpSky
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025
www.paypal.me/marlahsmith
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Marla-Smit...
cash.app/$marlahsmith
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Radio news blathering on about “honouring the ultimate sacrifice” today but I’m feeling this👇🏼
Many people were driven into military service because impoverished communities had so few choices for escaping a cycle of poverty, it was the only path by design. This Veteran's Day I think of them, and others who laid down their lives for a country betraying its own principles of "freedom."
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Radio news blathering on about “honouring the ultimate sacrifice” today but I’m feeling this👇🏼
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look I think we can all agree the important thing is as long as most money on earth consistently keeps flowing to about fifty people who are all friends and they don't have to do anything because it's earned by profiting off everyone else's work then whatever happens to anyone else is irrelevant
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney has defended AI following Eurogamer's 2/5 Arc Raiders review, which criticised the game's use use of AI voice generation. "AI dialog generation + human personality and tuning could totally transform gaming," Sweeney said.
www.gamesindustry.biz/epics-tim-sw...
www.gamesindustry.biz/epics-tim-sw...
Epic's Tim Sweeney wades into the Arc Raiders AI row
"This technology increases human productivity in some areas by integer multiples"
www.gamesindustry.biz
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
look I think we can all agree the important thing is as long as most money on earth consistently keeps flowing to about fifty people who are all friends and they don't have to do anything because it's earned by profiting off everyone else's work then whatever happens to anyone else is irrelevant
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We’ve watched the burger chains desperately pivot to McChickens, A&W cod burgers, Impossible Whoppers and Beyond Meat but nothing has dented the mass appeal of beef 👇🏼
i'm convinced if we ever tried to touch the rail of meat politics in America (something that's going to eventually need to happen in order to reduce CO2 emissions), it would lead to a huge right-wing shock
remembering the time a random catholic priest got mad at me about a hypothetical about the government restricting meat production on the other site
meat politics is going to be insane for the next Dem administration which takes climate change seriously, imo
meat politics is going to be insane for the next Dem administration which takes climate change seriously, imo
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We’ve watched the burger chains desperately pivot to McChickens, A&W cod burgers, Impossible Whoppers and Beyond Meat but nothing has dented the mass appeal of beef 👇🏼
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I wrote this.
The Supreme Court told her to go f…. OK, OK. They didn’t tell her anything, but they did refuse to hear the case, no reason given. The next best thing! That means that marriage equality is safe for another day!
Kim Davis: Not this Messy Bitch Coming in Here Trying to Ungay America!
Hear ye, hear ye. Gather round, folks. I’ve got an important pronouncement to make:Kim Davis can fuck all the way off!I know, I know. That’s
pridesource.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I wrote this.