CARL
@carlkmiddleton.bsky.social
Avid music critic, aspiring socialite & part-time confidence activist
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She's clearly trying to double dip on all I want for christmas is you 😭
Mariah Carey will perform in Italian at the 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony.
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
She's clearly trying to double dip on all I want for christmas is you 😭
This project was such a miss for me. Louis can't sing for shit but boy can that man WRITE
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
This project was such a miss for me. Louis can't sing for shit but boy can that man WRITE
Everyone's sleeping on good neighbours 💔
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Everyone's sleeping on good neighbours 💔
Black Pink are so hit and miss for me. They've got bangers but my first introduction to them was during their western cross over phase. Sour Candy was 10/10 but Ice-cream, Bet you wanna and Kiss & make up were close to unlistenable
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Black Pink are so hit and miss for me. They've got bangers but my first introduction to them was during their western cross over phase. Sour Candy was 10/10 but Ice-cream, Bet you wanna and Kiss & make up were close to unlistenable
The UK job market is truly harrowing right now. If anyone needs Digital Marketing Executive who loves FinTech HMU!
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The UK job market is truly harrowing right now. If anyone needs Digital Marketing Executive who loves FinTech HMU!
Flashlight by Jessie J really deserved more than it got. It's definitely on my wedding first dance list.
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Flashlight by Jessie J really deserved more than it got. It's definitely on my wedding first dance list.
Once Taylor Swift sued O-Rod I stopped hearing the B tier pop girlies make dream pop unless they were a Taylor opener 💔
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Once Taylor Swift sued O-Rod I stopped hearing the B tier pop girlies make dream pop unless they were a Taylor opener 💔
If you're into music or an ex stan twitter user looking for a new home. Please follow me. Looking for music content
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
If you're into music or an ex stan twitter user looking for a new home. Please follow me. Looking for music content
I'm actually obsessed with all day project. They're the KPOP car crash I can't stop watching. They're probably terrible people but whoever's running the ship has a good ear
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I'm actually obsessed with all day project. They're the KPOP car crash I can't stop watching. They're probably terrible people but whoever's running the ship has a good ear
I miss when social media used to be social ygm
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I miss when social media used to be social ygm
I'd love one of the R&B girls to go full Kelly Rowland EDM except with like trop house or something
January 10, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I'd love one of the R&B girls to go full Kelly Rowland EDM except with like trop house or something
Now that I've gone full blue sky how do I stop my feed being exclusively furies and US politics. No I don't care before you ask
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Now that I've gone full blue sky how do I stop my feed being exclusively furies and US politics. No I don't care before you ask
Desperate Housewives - They spent seasons taking us right to the edge and managed to top themselves everytime. I felt like the final season did it one final time and honestly felt amazing once that chapter had closed for the last time
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Desperate Housewives - They spent seasons taking us right to the edge and managed to top themselves everytime. I felt like the final season did it one final time and honestly felt amazing once that chapter had closed for the last time
IMO once they'd bought back the xmen and the defenders they should've just rebooted the franchise 😭
January 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
IMO once they'd bought back the xmen and the defenders they should've just rebooted the franchise 😭
All I want for Christmas is Cities Skylines 2 on console 😭
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
All I want for Christmas is Cities Skylines 2 on console 😭
Ngl, I miss when tweets were capped at 140 characters. You'd think the cap being dropped would at least result in people citing there sourced but no 😩
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ngl, I miss when tweets were capped at 140 characters. You'd think the cap being dropped would at least result in people citing there sourced but no 😩
People need to give new Christmas music more of a chance. You lot are missing out on some bangers
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
People need to give new Christmas music more of a chance. You lot are missing out on some bangers
I am by Christina Aguilera is one of the best songs ever written
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I am by Christina Aguilera is one of the best songs ever written
I think SZAs impact on music is so understated. Why Haley from paramore shopping out her basket
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think SZAs impact on music is so understated. Why Haley from paramore shopping out her basket
Niche thought but now Zach Polanski is the head of the green party Nicki Minaj can now bring back Roman Zolanski
September 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Niche thought but now Zach Polanski is the head of the green party Nicki Minaj can now bring back Roman Zolanski
I'm heart brraken we'll never get "Both of us - (Taylor's version)" 💔
August 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I'm heart brraken we'll never get "Both of us - (Taylor's version)" 💔
Being a Demi Lavoto fan is actually so rewarding. It feels like she manages to say exactly what I need to hear at all points in my life. Anyone who doesn't think she's one of the top 3 Disney vocalists are insane
August 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Being a Demi Lavoto fan is actually so rewarding. It feels like she manages to say exactly what I need to hear at all points in my life. Anyone who doesn't think she's one of the top 3 Disney vocalists are insane
Anyone else on antidepressants found themselves more drawn to kpop?
July 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Anyone else on antidepressants found themselves more drawn to kpop?
If you fed ChatGPT One Direction it'd make union J
July 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you fed ChatGPT One Direction it'd make union J
I'm not sure if I see it for Addison Rae. I like her spirit but her album sounded like sludge... Am I old? 🤔
June 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm not sure if I see it for Addison Rae. I like her spirit but her album sounded like sludge... Am I old? 🤔