Lady Cranburry
carlanda.bsky.social
Lady Cranburry
@carlanda.bsky.social
Follower of Christ. 🛐
Mom. 👦🏾
Lover of fun. 🥳
Reader of books. 📚
Friends, y’all gotta stop making ‘I liked anime before it was cool’ your entire personality. 🫠

And that movie didn’t slap the way it should have. It was cool tho.

#anime #demonslayer #blacksky
September 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Idris Elba’s stint on The Office was a time.

👩🏾‍🍳🤌🏾💋
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m not performing grief. 🤷🏾‍♀️
I said what I said.

#blacksky
September 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Rain came, wind blew, my house was built on You… 🎵🎶
❤️🙌🏾😌

#FirmFoundation #MaverickCity #BlackSky #music
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
These ✋🏻man shorts are getting smaller and smaller. Where are y’all storing… things??!
September 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Being a Black Woman really is ✨top tier✨.
Even though people work overtime to humble us…it’s NOT happening. I mean, look at us. Just L👀K!!

Take it up with Big G. He made us this way. 🫶🏾😌💅🏾

#BlackWomenAreBeautiful
#BlackSky
#ILoveUS
#clockit
September 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If Black people collectively gate kept our culture, this world would be bland af. I said what I said. ✨

#blacksky #iloveus #wearetheculture
August 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Feeling myself, so grabbed an office selfie.😘

#blacksky #selfie #curls
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve been saying we fumbled the Covid recovery badddd. 😭😮‍💨
Sometimes I get really sad when I think about how for a moment in 2020, everything just...stopped. Most of us were able to slow down and realize that life didn't have to be like this.

Those in power hated that, rushed the "return to normal" bullshit, and now we have *gestures around* THIS.
August 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This kid is feeling himself on the second day of school and I’m not mad at it! 💖💪🏾

#backtoschool #8thgrade #blackboyjoy
August 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“I was supposed to marry you”
“I miss you so much”
“You were/are the love of my life”

🙄😒🥱
August 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today I advised a friend that she is not obligated to be friendly/welcoming to her father’s mistress whom he married 4 ago.

She’s all “I guess I should get over it, it’s been years” and my exact words… “why do you need to get over it??”. 😮‍💨🫠😅
30 seconds? Not for *this* Gemini. YMMV.
I’m a Scorpio.

Don’t let me play in your face and act like shit squashed—I still don’t like you, UGLY! 😭
August 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
📣📣 PSA 📣📣

Please teach your children not to steal. In the past month I’ve had more than one instance of theft/attempted theft carried out by people under 15. I would have NEVER. 😮‍💨

#bringbackdiscipline #BTA #scaredstraight
August 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Visited 21 outside the 1 I live in. Many of these visits were for work.
How many y’all have visited? I’m up to 14
July 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Do you consider it rude to insist on an agenda before accepting a meeting invite?

#qtna #worklife
July 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Made it to the #RHOBH #reunion and my goodness, these women have poor communication skills. They get petty early into disagreements, they struggle with accountability and defensiveness, they hold opinions as facts and they harbor resentment. This season was a tough watch.

Boz & Jen are exceptions.
Catching up on season 14 of #RHOBH and I’m shocked that Erika has emerged as the voice of reason. 😳
I really like this healed version of her.

Sutton’s general behavior is shockingly immature and she’s not self aware at all.

Oh and Kathy lives in her own universe. 🤣🫠
July 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Catching up on season 14 of #RHOBH and I’m shocked that Erika has emerged as the voice of reason. 😳
I really like this healed version of her.

Sutton’s general behavior is shockingly immature and she’s not self aware at all.

Oh and Kathy lives in her own universe. 🤣🫠
July 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The Nightmare Before Christmas every weekend in October.

Also, Jingle Jangle every weekend in December.
A Christmas Story
July 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
PSA: If you call yourself pursuing someone, actually pursue them. 🫠😮‍💨
July 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Today I learned the term “emotionally expensive”. 🤯🤌🏾💋

#therapy #clarity #themoreyouknow
July 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Folks really gotta stop saying y’all were bullied for liking anime as kids/teens.
I mean this with no disrespect… anime is not why they bullied you. You can let that belief go.

#ijs #growingup #anime #fyi
July 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My parents are so cute! 🥰💖
Mom talking about “we outside!” 😂🤣😂

They are headed to see Earth, Wind, and Fire with my dad’s cousin and wife and I just know they’re going to have a ball. 💫

#StarlightTheater #KansasCity #Boomers #Outside #DateNight
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My son (13) has this “friend”. I don’t love the way they speak to each other, but he says it’s their thing. 😒🙄
Anyway, about a month and a half ago they had an argument and the friend blocked my son on his phone and the games they play. He was fr sad and didn’t understand why friend took it there.
July 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
There was this guy my friend and I would fawn over. One morning, we were leaving our giant office gym and he was standing near a window doing curls or something. Babyyy the way the sun reflected off his sweat and highlighted his muscles🥵🥵🥵.

We called him M’baku. Man he was FINE fine. 😻
Have y’all ever had a work crush?? I wanna be nosey 👀
July 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The hood version.
June 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM