Carlana
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You don’t even work here lol
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You don’t even work here lol
Takes drag of cigarette, stubs it out.
I spent three long years in hell as a Kpop demon hunter.
I spent three long years in hell as a Kpop demon hunter.
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Takes drag of cigarette, stubs it out.
I spent three long years in hell as a Kpop demon hunter.
I spent three long years in hell as a Kpop demon hunter.
"Be careful what you wish for" is a very useful saying because I'm constantly finding magic lamps or purchasing a monkey's paw from an old crone.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"Be careful what you wish for" is a very useful saying because I'm constantly finding magic lamps or purchasing a monkey's paw from an old crone.
They think Outbreak was a documentary?
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They think Outbreak was a documentary?
Theodor Herzl: Founding Father?
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Theodor Herzl: Founding Father?
Red Lauren in morning: podcasters take warning
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Red Lauren in morning: podcasters take warning
Damn, haven't seen her in a minute. HRT got her face looking good.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Damn, haven't seen her in a minute. HRT got her face looking good.
You'll show them! You'll show them all!! (pies)
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You'll show them! You'll show them all!! (pies)
Alas I left Tronc (Baltimore Sun) in spring 2019. It was truly awful management.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Alas I left Tronc (Baltimore Sun) in spring 2019. It was truly awful management.
Wait, were we both working for Tronc at the same time?
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wait, were we both working for Tronc at the same time?
I rejected my sex into the incinerators at Johns Hopkins Bayview.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I rejected my sex into the incinerators at Johns Hopkins Bayview.
This is relatable because I just gave my girlfriend a $20 necklace from Amazon as a present. That shit adds up, you know?
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is relatable because I just gave my girlfriend a $20 necklace from Amazon as a present. That shit adds up, you know?
My kids are still only just kinda sorta aware of anti-trans bigotry. Last summer we were at Rehoboth and I wanted to be like, hey we're in the district of the one and only trans Congresswoman, but it was too depressing that she's the only one, so I didn't get into it, lol.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My kids are still only just kinda sorta aware of anti-trans bigotry. Last summer we were at Rehoboth and I wanted to be like, hey we're in the district of the one and only trans Congresswoman, but it was too depressing that she's the only one, so I didn't get into it, lol.
McBride as far as I can tell is a well connected insider who knows the Biden family and inherited their place in Delaware politics. She's not really any better or worse from any other moderate Democrat. Not every politician is going to be a Patsy Mink or Barbara Mikulski.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
McBride as far as I can tell is a well connected insider who knows the Biden family and inherited their place in Delaware politics. She's not really any better or worse from any other moderate Democrat. Not every politician is going to be a Patsy Mink or Barbara Mikulski.
I am permanently addicted to Smolitaire. The crank to win mechanic is so good.
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I am permanently addicted to Smolitaire. The crank to win mechanic is so good.
The first public accuser was a trans woman. Trans for everyone!
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The first public accuser was a trans woman. Trans for everyone!
The comic BC did a strip every Christmas and Easter where a cave man would look hopefully at a manager or cross or whatever and it made me extremely angry as a kid because the whole name of the strip is BEFORE CHRIST.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The comic BC did a strip every Christmas and Easter where a cave man would look hopefully at a manager or cross or whatever and it made me extremely angry as a kid because the whole name of the strip is BEFORE CHRIST.
I was very impressed with his character as a kid but then all my favorite comic writers had to sell tshirts to even have any money at all, and now I wonder how much of “not selling out” is a matter of having the existing capital to say “that’s enough.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was very impressed with his character as a kid but then all my favorite comic writers had to sell tshirts to even have any money at all, and now I wonder how much of “not selling out” is a matter of having the existing capital to say “that’s enough.”
"I don't support prisoners being raped. My opponent does." is two sentences.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"I don't support prisoners being raped. My opponent does." is two sentences.
Her game is really obvious though. Trump 2028 is the front runner right now. She wants to be President in 2028 instead. The game is to sink Trump 2028 so she can be President. That is almost as bad an outcome as Trump 2028. We can't just say "oh she'll never win" because that's how we got Trump!
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Her game is really obvious though. Trump 2028 is the front runner right now. She wants to be President in 2028 instead. The game is to sink Trump 2028 so she can be President. That is almost as bad an outcome as Trump 2028. We can't just say "oh she'll never win" because that's how we got Trump!
Corruption, corruption, corruption. The only word the Democrats should use for the next three years is corruption. Epstein? Corruption. Tariffs? Corruption. ICE? Corruption. DOGE? Corruption. DOJ? You're never going to believe this but corruption.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Corruption, corruption, corruption. The only word the Democrats should use for the next three years is corruption. Epstein? Corruption. Tariffs? Corruption. ICE? Corruption. DOGE? Corruption. DOJ? You're never going to believe this but corruption.
No historian would believe in the Charlotte Bobcats. It’s just an unsubstantiated oral tradition.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
No historian would believe in the Charlotte Bobcats. It’s just an unsubstantiated oral tradition.