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Carlana
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philosopher, mom, web mistress, PhD, ditz


https://carlana.net
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
July 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For years, I would just look longingly at this picture Phoebe took of me.
May 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
You look better than I do drinking my $800 bottle of please-no-cancer juice.
May 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
okay but making a youtube face is now the highlight of my week each week
May 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m sorry that happened to you. Weirdly I got sir’d on Friday, I guess because the person had seen my deadname on a form? I took this picture after and I don’t know why else you would sir me when I look like this.
April 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
February 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Could be worse… 🙈
December 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM
guys please help me - are these cats going up the stairs or down the stairs? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking out
August 29, 2024 at 12:58 PM
July 4, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Wikipedia says she was around two years into HRT which explains why her boymode was so unconvincing. What a legend. We owe her so much.
June 20, 2024 at 1:40 AM

Gaffney, South Carolina: Inventor of the Peach Emoji
June 12, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Why does Bill Ferguson’s car have plastic over the license plate to obscure it from speed cameras? #maryland
May 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I asked ChatGPT who is "Carlana Johnson" and got this. WTF, I didn't ask it to continue a previous conversation!
February 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM