You cannot be so single that you're considering dating buildings.

omg, Saeed, did you see the jump scare close up on Karoline Leavitt? You can see every single needle mark from her lip injections

If Olivia Nuzzi can do it, so can you

lemme guess, your spotify wrapped listening age was like 105 or something

you're OK sometimes

conversation between two gay legends

As the oldest and a Capricorn 🖕

Also my top musical artists this year were Hayley Williams and Huntrix from Kpop Demon Hunters and I am unashamed

Ryan you know that thing is cursed right??? Why would you get so close????

But did you dog a pet

I still have nightmares that feature the ominous, echoing click of the field metronome

after that they decided we need a regular chilis night. it gives them a chance to be unapologetically autistic and it gives me a chance to down $6 margaritas while they info dump on me, their token neurotypical

I’ve been red-pilled by nap lengths