Carla Jimenez
@carlajimenez.bsky.social
I spend way too much time thinking about dinosaurs.
Oof. I agreed to give a presentation in March to college-aged journalism students and they're letting me pick the topic. Everything about this feels ill-advised.
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Oof. I agreed to give a presentation in March to college-aged journalism students and they're letting me pick the topic. Everything about this feels ill-advised.
As someone who spends a significant amount of time writing and rewriting headlines, this is upsetting to say the least.
Google is now using AI to change headlines written by journalists, which is simply a bad practice and risks editorializing our writing. If you rely on Google to find tje journalism you consume, maybe its time to find a different search engine, or better yet, sign up for more newsletters
December 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
As someone who spends a significant amount of time writing and rewriting headlines, this is upsetting to say the least.
In today’s edition of Texts From My Brother:
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In today’s edition of Texts From My Brother:
My friends are throwing our annual Friendsgiving this weekend and I've finally decided that I'm making shepherds pie croquettes. I've never made shepherds pie, much less turned it into croquettes. So we'll see how this goes.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My friends are throwing our annual Friendsgiving this weekend and I've finally decided that I'm making shepherds pie croquettes. I've never made shepherds pie, much less turned it into croquettes. So we'll see how this goes.
honestly relatable
A masked burglar broke into a closed liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect: a raccoon.
The suspect: a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend
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December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
honestly relatable
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December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
See that you posers, I’m a top 15% fan @theferocity.bsky.social @zachstafford.bsky.social www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
Is it really Thanksgiving if you don’t set off the smoke detector at least once
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is it really Thanksgiving if you don’t set off the smoke detector at least once
My mother doesn’t drink any kind of alcohol so her confused calls from a liquor store on Thanksgiving Eve are always very funny to me
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My mother doesn’t drink any kind of alcohol so her confused calls from a liquor store on Thanksgiving Eve are always very funny to me
Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Bailey are such good actors that I forgot they weren’t straight.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Bailey are such good actors that I forgot they weren’t straight.
Our videographer edited together a video of one of the high school marching bands practicing for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and when I tell you how I twitched from the PTSD triggers
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Our videographer edited together a video of one of the high school marching bands practicing for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and when I tell you how I twitched from the PTSD triggers
last night I went to Chilis with my friend and my brother, both of whom are on the spectrum. at one point they went on a 10-minute tangent/explanation/info dump about something Doctor Who related and I just stared at them blankly and said “I’m being double-autismed right now”
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
last night I went to Chilis with my friend and my brother, both of whom are on the spectrum. at one point they went on a 10-minute tangent/explanation/info dump about something Doctor Who related and I just stared at them blankly and said “I’m being double-autismed right now”
In today’s edition of Texts From My Brothers
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In today’s edition of Texts From My Brothers
My friends told me that the Mayo and Cleveland clinics warn against taking naps that last longer than an hour so now I’m in my anti-science, RFK Jr. era
October 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My friends told me that the Mayo and Cleveland clinics warn against taking naps that last longer than an hour so now I’m in my anti-science, RFK Jr. era
You know you’re friends with a bunch of nerds when you show up to dinner two minutes early but you’re still the last person to arrive
October 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You know you’re friends with a bunch of nerds when you show up to dinner two minutes early but you’re still the last person to arrive
I somehow got signed up for physical therapy appointment text alerts for a woman named Peggy and apparently she has an appointment tomorrow at 7 in the morning????? Girl what are you doing at PT at 7 in the morning???? That’s too early for ANYTHING let alone PT!!!
October 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I somehow got signed up for physical therapy appointment text alerts for a woman named Peggy and apparently she has an appointment tomorrow at 7 in the morning????? Girl what are you doing at PT at 7 in the morning???? That’s too early for ANYTHING let alone PT!!!
It's Filipino American History Month, so I guess I gotta go out and find a karaoke party to crash or something.
October 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's Filipino American History Month, so I guess I gotta go out and find a karaoke party to crash or something.
my physical therapist pressed on my shoulder and said it was a big knot and I unironically told her I always thought was a bone so that's how I'm doing
October 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
my physical therapist pressed on my shoulder and said it was a big knot and I unironically told her I always thought was a bone so that's how I'm doing
Reposted by Carla Jimenez
Congress is preparing to vote on a proposal that would eliminate federal funding for public media. This is a serious threat to the programs and services you value from KERA. Now is the time to make your voice heard. Learn how at kera.org/protect.
#protectmypublicmedia
#protectmypublicmedia
June 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Congress is preparing to vote on a proposal that would eliminate federal funding for public media. This is a serious threat to the programs and services you value from KERA. Now is the time to make your voice heard. Learn how at kera.org/protect.
#protectmypublicmedia
#protectmypublicmedia
Holy smokes, we got a new pope.
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Holy smokes, we got a new pope.
if you aren't sending your significant other every single nsync meme you can find today you're doing it wrong
April 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
if you aren't sending your significant other every single nsync meme you can find today you're doing it wrong
if Luis Antonio Tagle becomes the next pope it's over for you white mfers
April 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if Luis Antonio Tagle becomes the next pope it's over for you white mfers
the family that shops at Costco together stays together. so I gotta find a new family I guess
April 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the family that shops at Costco together stays together. so I gotta find a new family I guess
can someone please explain the chicken jockey thing to me in a way that won’t make me violently ill
April 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
can someone please explain the chicken jockey thing to me in a way that won’t make me violently ill
As a neurotypical, I have a question for Asians on the spectrum: is there a chopstick version of the autism spoon?
March 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As a neurotypical, I have a question for Asians on the spectrum: is there a chopstick version of the autism spoon?
Remember when we all thought billionaires were going to save journalism? I wish I didn't.
February 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Remember when we all thought billionaires were going to save journalism? I wish I didn't.