Carly
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MBMBAM is my favorite program of all time, because they've now done two separate opening bits about how likely they'd be to be convinced of Big Foot's existence. The two instances are very different, and you can tell they have no idea they've done it before. #mbmbam
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
MBMBAM is my favorite program of all time, because they've now done two separate opening bits about how likely they'd be to be convinced of Big Foot's existence. The two instances are very different, and you can tell they have no idea they've done it before. #mbmbam
I guess this is my SNL account now. #SNL The new kids are doing so well! Marcello is still such a star in his way and takes up all the oxygen in a scene. Glenn did fine. As is his way.
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I guess this is my SNL account now. #SNL The new kids are doing so well! Marcello is still such a star in his way and takes up all the oxygen in a scene. Glenn did fine. As is his way.
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
me: in the deepest depression and anxiety spiral of my life
YouTube: do you wanna watch the entire 9/11/01 episode of Live with Regis and Kelly?
YouTube: do you wanna watch the entire 9/11/01 episode of Live with Regis and Kelly?
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
me: in the deepest depression and anxiety spiral of my life
YouTube: do you wanna watch the entire 9/11/01 episode of Live with Regis and Kelly?
YouTube: do you wanna watch the entire 9/11/01 episode of Live with Regis and Kelly?
the horrors persist, but everything's made up and the points don't matter.
September 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the horrors persist, but everything's made up and the points don't matter.
My baby niece said my name for the first time and genuinely, I'll ride that high for a week.
August 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My baby niece said my name for the first time and genuinely, I'll ride that high for a week.
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Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
the scene where Tom, Ben, and Gerry are just saying "Bobby Newport" over and over is peak comedy
August 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the scene where Tom, Ben, and Gerry are just saying "Bobby Newport" over and over is peak comedy
I think Timothée Chalamet's angelic bone structure hoodwinked the world into thinking he's a good actor.
August 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I think Timothée Chalamet's angelic bone structure hoodwinked the world into thinking he's a good actor.
I put Love Island on tv for the first time in my life, almost by random. I messaged Amanda about it. Guess what she was watching? Our friendship is COSMIC AND WEIRD.
June 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I put Love Island on tv for the first time in my life, almost by random. I messaged Amanda about it. Guess what she was watching? Our friendship is COSMIC AND WEIRD.
My corgi and my neighbor's basset hound are deeply in love. However, our neighbors don't really socialize with us. How can I invite their dog over for a play date? (They are both neutered/spayed).
June 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My corgi and my neighbor's basset hound are deeply in love. However, our neighbors don't really socialize with us. How can I invite their dog over for a play date? (They are both neutered/spayed).
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put his face on money
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
put his face on money
Confirmed - if you get enough Iowan adults around a campfire, they will re-tell their Derecho stories for the 50th time.
May 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Confirmed - if you get enough Iowan adults around a campfire, they will re-tell their Derecho stories for the 50th time.
Hey Peacock app. I've been watching Brooklyn 99 in order for like 4 days. I paused in the middle of an episode. Why do I have to scroll down 4 times to Continue Watching?!!?!?!?!!?
May 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey Peacock app. I've been watching Brooklyn 99 in order for like 4 days. I paused in the middle of an episode. Why do I have to scroll down 4 times to Continue Watching?!!?!?!?!!?
oh you're looking for a documentary to emotionally destroy you as much as Dear Zachary did? May I suggest Take Me Out Feet First. What a beautiful tribute ❤️
April 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
oh you're looking for a documentary to emotionally destroy you as much as Dear Zachary did? May I suggest Take Me Out Feet First. What a beautiful tribute ❤️
Anyone else glance over at their dog after 15 minutes of inattention and they're just staring at you. Hi bud, I didn't realize you needed eye contact at this moment
March 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Anyone else glance over at their dog after 15 minutes of inattention and they're just staring at you. Hi bud, I didn't realize you needed eye contact at this moment
I love The McElroy Family Clubhouse SO MUCH, but it must be the most inaccessible intro to their comedy they've ever conceived. This ones for the fans. @themcelroyfamily.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I love The McElroy Family Clubhouse SO MUCH, but it must be the most inaccessible intro to their comedy they've ever conceived. This ones for the fans. @themcelroyfamily.bsky.social
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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I know everyone is different but when people say "this is the only movie that I've ever come close to crying at" or something, I get a window into such a different world because I'll cry at the logos before movies sometimes. I cry at movies I don't even like lmao.
February 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I know everyone is different but when people say "this is the only movie that I've ever come close to crying at" or something, I get a window into such a different world because I'll cry at the logos before movies sometimes. I cry at movies I don't even like lmao.
I love my dental office, but I need a "no small talk" option when I check in. The hygienist asked me "What do you guys do for fun?" IDK I sit on my couch a lot. I'd much rather listen to them talk about their lives than ask about mine.
January 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I love my dental office, but I need a "no small talk" option when I check in. The hygienist asked me "What do you guys do for fun?" IDK I sit on my couch a lot. I'd much rather listen to them talk about their lives than ask about mine.
By virtue of being married to me, Zach has probaby listened to more MBMBAM than almost anyone on earth. He's an honorary citizen of Trav Nation.
December 30, 2024 at 3:51 AM
By virtue of being married to me, Zach has probaby listened to more MBMBAM than almost anyone on earth. He's an honorary citizen of Trav Nation.