Carissa Explains Nothing
@carissaexplains.bsky.social
🖤redhead rebel🖤
The teenage version is “okay, I’m just going to do my hair and makeup and FaceTime three friends and finish my math homework real quick. Oh, and I can’t find my shoe.”
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The teenage version is “okay, I’m just going to do my hair and makeup and FaceTime three friends and finish my math homework real quick. Oh, and I can’t find my shoe.”
Save trimming the bangs for a more emotionally stable day
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Save trimming the bangs for a more emotionally stable day
The stalking ordeal has been over for 5 months but sometimes it’s still so hard for me to wrap my head around it all. I try to not think about it as much as possible, but it’s hard to ignore because the impact on my life was catastrophic.
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The stalking ordeal has been over for 5 months but sometimes it’s still so hard for me to wrap my head around it all. I try to not think about it as much as possible, but it’s hard to ignore because the impact on my life was catastrophic.
Just stubbornly refusing to give up ❤️
August 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just stubbornly refusing to give up ❤️
It’s possible there might have been a plan to murder me at a donut shop… and other truly bizarre things that I survived.
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
August 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s possible there might have been a plan to murder me at a donut shop… and other truly bizarre things that I survived.
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME IN EXISTENCE 🥴
Bless my stupid little heart
Bless my stupid little heart
July 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME IN EXISTENCE 🥴
Bless my stupid little heart
Bless my stupid little heart
I’ll always stop for a selfie with a rainbow, even if I look silly to the other people in the parking lot
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’ll always stop for a selfie with a rainbow, even if I look silly to the other people in the parking lot
Sweet girl 🥰
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
May 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sweet girl 🥰
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
She’s still so little. Libby will always be the tiny cat with the huge personality (and attitude).
The weather is getting warm enough for dresses.😃😃😃
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
May 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The weather is getting warm enough for dresses.😃😃😃
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
I hate shorts so it’s dresses for me all summer.
Literally 😂
May 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Literally 😂
Goosey boy 🥰
April 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Goosey boy 🥰
I keep my smile through the worst experiences of my life. Not for everyone else; I keep my smile for me. I keep laughing for me. I keep pushing forward for me.
Everyone around us benefits when we take care of ourselves.
Everyone around us benefits when we take care of ourselves.
April 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I keep my smile through the worst experiences of my life. Not for everyone else; I keep my smile for me. I keep laughing for me. I keep pushing forward for me.
Everyone around us benefits when we take care of ourselves.
Everyone around us benefits when we take care of ourselves.
I buy the booty leggings, put them on... then tie a shirt around my waist because I’m too shy to wear them in public. I’ll post it on the internet instead. 😂
April 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I buy the booty leggings, put them on... then tie a shirt around my waist because I’m too shy to wear them in public. I’ll post it on the internet instead. 😂
Hey… we all make mistakes. 😬🤷🏼♀️
April 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hey… we all make mistakes. 😬🤷🏼♀️
I never knew how badly I needed a Pedro Pascal candle until now
April 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I never knew how badly I needed a Pedro Pascal candle until now
Put on a sexy dress, take pictures, eat ice cream, cry, laugh, have your friends tell you he was ugly anyway, take a nap, go for a walk, drive somewhere just to listen to music in your car… whatever it takes to get through the most painful part.
March 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Put on a sexy dress, take pictures, eat ice cream, cry, laugh, have your friends tell you he was ugly anyway, take a nap, go for a walk, drive somewhere just to listen to music in your car… whatever it takes to get through the most painful part.
Self conscious about the booty and probably will tie a sweater around my waist to cover it… but also trying to find jeans that make it look as big as possible. 😂
March 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Self conscious about the booty and probably will tie a sweater around my waist to cover it… but also trying to find jeans that make it look as big as possible. 😂
I just made a huge announcement on my Patreon. If you’re a subscriber, go check there.
March 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I just made a huge announcement on my Patreon. If you’re a subscriber, go check there.
I went to my own Patreon on my computer. Under settings you can select payment methods. There I see the 5 accounts I subscribe to and my payment method. Mine is already set to PayPal, but if you’re currently paying through Apple you may be able to change that here.
March 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I went to my own Patreon on my computer. Under settings you can select payment methods. There I see the 5 accounts I subscribe to and my payment method. Mine is already set to PayPal, but if you’re currently paying through Apple you may be able to change that here.
I’ve never shared this publicly until now…
I wrote this yesterday elsewhere and almost deleted it. Then I didn’t and it ended up being a really positive thing for me.
People always ask if I would do OnlyFans. No, I don’t like it (for me, but you do you). But I did create a Patreon where I put a
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I wrote this yesterday elsewhere and almost deleted it. Then I didn’t and it ended up being a really positive thing for me.
People always ask if I would do OnlyFans. No, I don’t like it (for me, but you do you). But I did create a Patreon where I put a
1/4
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’ve never shared this publicly until now…
I wrote this yesterday elsewhere and almost deleted it. Then I didn’t and it ended up being a really positive thing for me.
People always ask if I would do OnlyFans. No, I don’t like it (for me, but you do you). But I did create a Patreon where I put a
1/4
I wrote this yesterday elsewhere and almost deleted it. Then I didn’t and it ended up being a really positive thing for me.
People always ask if I would do OnlyFans. No, I don’t like it (for me, but you do you). But I did create a Patreon where I put a
1/4
I need to tell you the truth… I’m not at all cool or interesting 😂
February 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I need to tell you the truth… I’m not at all cool or interesting 😂
Every damn day
February 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Every damn day
Goose is very independent and only wants me when he wants me (probably why I am so attached to him, because I’m broken like that). But when I go upstairs without him knowing, he cries downstairs until I tell him where I am. Big baby boy.
February 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Goose is very independent and only wants me when he wants me (probably why I am so attached to him, because I’m broken like that). But when I go upstairs without him knowing, he cries downstairs until I tell him where I am. Big baby boy.
Happy Pisces season 😘
February 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy Pisces season 😘