Carissa Explains Nothing
@carissaexplains.bsky.social
No longer explaining myself
I’m in Christmas colors all year
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m in Christmas colors all year
My little Libby almost died a few days ago. I talked about it on Threads, Facebook, and Instagram if you want to see more. I’m still so exhausted from this whole ordeal but incredibly grateful for all the people who helped save her life.
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My little Libby almost died a few days ago. I talked about it on Threads, Facebook, and Instagram if you want to see more. I’m still so exhausted from this whole ordeal but incredibly grateful for all the people who helped save her life.
Eggnog in coffee is my favorite thing right now
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Eggnog in coffee is my favorite thing right now
I posted a picture of myself in a bathing suit on my Instagram last week and lost hundreds of followers that day. 😂 So that’s super great. lol
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I posted a picture of myself in a bathing suit on my Instagram last week and lost hundreds of followers that day. 😂 So that’s super great. lol
The correct ratio of potatoes to everything else
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The correct ratio of potatoes to everything else
Two Christmases ago I was being nice and giving a gift to my damn stalker because I didn’t know he was the stalker.
Last Christmas I was being cheated on.
This Christmas was so good if for no other reason than no men creating pure chaos and suffering in my life while I take care of them.
Last Christmas I was being cheated on.
This Christmas was so good if for no other reason than no men creating pure chaos and suffering in my life while I take care of them.
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Two Christmases ago I was being nice and giving a gift to my damn stalker because I didn’t know he was the stalker.
Last Christmas I was being cheated on.
This Christmas was so good if for no other reason than no men creating pure chaos and suffering in my life while I take care of them.
Last Christmas I was being cheated on.
This Christmas was so good if for no other reason than no men creating pure chaos and suffering in my life while I take care of them.
My best of 2025 on Threads 😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My best of 2025 on Threads 😂
I really don’t understand the Starbucks bear thing. Put your coffee in an empty honey bear bottle and be done with it already.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I really don’t understand the Starbucks bear thing. Put your coffee in an empty honey bear bottle and be done with it already.
Are you a person who has a fear of setting your feet down on the floor to get out of bed and a gremlin reaches out from under the bed and grabs you?
Then don’t get a cat.
Then don’t get a cat.
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Are you a person who has a fear of setting your feet down on the floor to get out of bed and a gremlin reaches out from under the bed and grabs you?
Then don’t get a cat.
Then don’t get a cat.
“I hate when you remind me of what I did.”
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“I hate when you remind me of what I did.”
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
WOW, what a coincidence. I ALSO hate being reminded of what you did but I live with the pain every day. It’s absolutely harder for me than it is for you.
The teenage version is “okay, I’m just going to do my hair and makeup and FaceTime three friends and finish my math homework real quick. Oh, and I can’t find my shoe.”
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The teenage version is “okay, I’m just going to do my hair and makeup and FaceTime three friends and finish my math homework real quick. Oh, and I can’t find my shoe.”
Save trimming the bangs for a more emotionally stable day
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Save trimming the bangs for a more emotionally stable day
The stalking ordeal has been over for 5 months but sometimes it’s still so hard for me to wrap my head around it all. I try to not think about it as much as possible, but it’s hard to ignore because the impact on my life was catastrophic.
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The stalking ordeal has been over for 5 months but sometimes it’s still so hard for me to wrap my head around it all. I try to not think about it as much as possible, but it’s hard to ignore because the impact on my life was catastrophic.
When your abuser destroys your mental health, sees you breaking down under the crushing weight of the abuse, then tells you the one who actually needs therapy is you.
August 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When your abuser destroys your mental health, sees you breaking down under the crushing weight of the abuse, then tells you the one who actually needs therapy is you.
Just pushing through a little rough patch (okay, a big rough patch but what else is new) and thought I’d make a discount code for the Patreons for anyone interested.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
August 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just pushing through a little rough patch (okay, a big rough patch but what else is new) and thought I’d make a discount code for the Patreons for anyone interested.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
Originally this was a place where I put a bunch of pictures and talked about purity culture.
Just stubbornly refusing to give up ❤️
August 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just stubbornly refusing to give up ❤️
I’m having some early morning thoughts and I’d like input. First of all, big CW for talk of SA. Don’t read further if this conversation will be triggering for you.
If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
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If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
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August 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I’m having some early morning thoughts and I’d like input. First of all, big CW for talk of SA. Don’t read further if this conversation will be triggering for you.
If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
1/6
If a woman is experiencing a form of sexual abuse constantly for two years (the actual crime happening sometimes daily and the
1/6
It’s possible there might have been a plan to murder me at a donut shop… and other truly bizarre things that I survived.
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
August 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s possible there might have been a plan to murder me at a donut shop… and other truly bizarre things that I survived.
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
I’m writing a little bit at a time about the stalking ordeal and mostly sharing it here:
www.patreon.com/posts/day-i-...
Netanyahu is a war criminal. Donald Trump rapes women.
Stop electing psychopaths.
Stop electing psychopaths.
August 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Netanyahu is a war criminal. Donald Trump rapes women.
Stop electing psychopaths.
Stop electing psychopaths.
If you know what a “sword drill” is… hi, friend. How goes the faith deconstruction?
July 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you know what a “sword drill” is… hi, friend. How goes the faith deconstruction?
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME IN EXISTENCE 🥴
Bless my stupid little heart
Bless my stupid little heart
July 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
THE MOST EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME IN EXISTENCE 🥴
Bless my stupid little heart
Bless my stupid little heart
The grim reaper was supposed to come get the old, racist, orange man… and he did.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
July 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The grim reaper was supposed to come get the old, racist, orange man… and he did.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
Be more specific with your prayers next time.
Forget credit score. She wants your Tea app score.
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Forget credit score. She wants your Tea app score.
I think I need to do a TikTok series teaching people how to NOT be stalkers, because this shit is too damn common right now.
May 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think I need to do a TikTok series teaching people how to NOT be stalkers, because this shit is too damn common right now.
Reading the unspeakably cruel comments people left on a video of a beautiful disabled baby boy is something that makes me wish there was a hell.
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reading the unspeakably cruel comments people left on a video of a beautiful disabled baby boy is something that makes me wish there was a hell.