cari
@cari1.bsky.social
i block bots and engagement farms and blogs that might be in those categories without looking that closely, sorry
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![Comic. [Two people walking together as inverted catenary curves fall around them.] PERSON: Oh wow, the first inverted catenary fall of the year! Time to swap out my all-season tires for square ones.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiatr2ciyeqboikl6ohjuiscmlmkigixmvfutnhnvduecemtcqjri4@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
working through lunch without even realizing it is one way to get out early
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
working through lunch without even realizing it is one way to get out early
tfw you have a song stuck in your head hard enough to pull out the guitar and play hand-cramp chords
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
tfw you have a song stuck in your head hard enough to pull out the guitar and play hand-cramp chords
Controversial take: Die Hard is actually a Hallmark movie.
Girl moves to a city for high-powered job, leaves behind rough-around the edges blue-collar man. They meet back up at a holiday party where he ̶m̶e̶r̶c̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ shows her that true love is more important than money and status
Girl moves to a city for high-powered job, leaves behind rough-around the edges blue-collar man. They meet back up at a holiday party where he ̶m̶e̶r̶c̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ shows her that true love is more important than money and status
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Controversial take: Die Hard is actually a Hallmark movie.
Girl moves to a city for high-powered job, leaves behind rough-around the edges blue-collar man. They meet back up at a holiday party where he ̶m̶e̶r̶c̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ shows her that true love is more important than money and status
Girl moves to a city for high-powered job, leaves behind rough-around the edges blue-collar man. They meet back up at a holiday party where he ̶m̶e̶r̶c̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ shows her that true love is more important than money and status
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I hope this email finds you before Julian or one of his men spots you.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I hope this email finds you before Julian or one of his men spots you.
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Gather round, ye survivors of the second apocalypse, and let me tell you a tale from the old times.
There was a sweet bread pocket, with the head of a fearsome beast, and it shot across the night sky, moaning its warning:
"Nya nya, nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya"
There was a sweet bread pocket, with the head of a fearsome beast, and it shot across the night sky, moaning its warning:
"Nya nya, nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya"
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gather round, ye survivors of the second apocalypse, and let me tell you a tale from the old times.
There was a sweet bread pocket, with the head of a fearsome beast, and it shot across the night sky, moaning its warning:
"Nya nya, nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya"
There was a sweet bread pocket, with the head of a fearsome beast, and it shot across the night sky, moaning its warning:
"Nya nya, nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya"
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CYBER MONDAY ANNOUNCEMENT: All OK Glass music is free, as it has been for the last 7 years and as it will remain until the end of time, at ok.glass. Share it with your friends and loved ones and fiercely guard it from your enemies and hated ones.
OK Glass
ok.glass
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
CYBER MONDAY ANNOUNCEMENT: All OK Glass music is free, as it has been for the last 7 years and as it will remain until the end of time, at ok.glass. Share it with your friends and loved ones and fiercely guard it from your enemies and hated ones.
I am at Schrodinger’s gate, because currently the airline app, texts and airport signage all disagree about where and when my plane is departing. Assuming I get one
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I am at Schrodinger’s gate, because currently the airline app, texts and airport signage all disagree about where and when my plane is departing. Assuming I get one
got a day sheared off my holiday by this snowstorm canceling my bus tomorrow 😔 I’m holed up in a hotel by the airport in the hopes that my flight might still go. I’m super glad I got to go home tho
the annual pie is in the oven, i am eating the anti-pie snack, and i am with my family 💕
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
got a day sheared off my holiday by this snowstorm canceling my bus tomorrow 😔 I’m holed up in a hotel by the airport in the hopes that my flight might still go. I’m super glad I got to go home tho
the annual pie is in the oven, i am eating the anti-pie snack, and i am with my family 💕
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the annual pie is in the oven, i am eating the anti-pie snack, and i am with my family 💕
if what’s-his-face wants us to dress up to travel I think we should have more cheap flights that you don’t have to get up at 1 a.m. for 😴
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
if what’s-his-face wants us to dress up to travel I think we should have more cheap flights that you don’t have to get up at 1 a.m. for 😴
I have no difficulty with this at all, it’s No One Knows My Plan. I like countermelodies and that song is the countermelodyist.
Name your fav They Might Be Giants song.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have no difficulty with this at all, it’s No One Knows My Plan. I like countermelodies and that song is the countermelodyist.
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never again will i look at a tweet and have to decide whether they're talking about Marjorie Taylor Greene or Magic The Gathering
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
never again will i look at a tweet and have to decide whether they're talking about Marjorie Taylor Greene or Magic The Gathering
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FOR A LIMITED TIME! Re-live the entire 2025 They Might Be Playing They Might Be Giants marathon on KMSU @ bit.ly/ALL12HOURS
@tmbg.bsky.social + @kmsumaverick.bsky.social = @tmbg.love
@tmbg.bsky.social + @kmsumaverick.bsky.social = @tmbg.love
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
FOR A LIMITED TIME! Re-live the entire 2025 They Might Be Playing They Might Be Giants marathon on KMSU @ bit.ly/ALL12HOURS
@tmbg.bsky.social + @kmsumaverick.bsky.social = @tmbg.love
@tmbg.bsky.social + @kmsumaverick.bsky.social = @tmbg.love
“Everybody knows how this goes so let’s get over it and let’s get this over with”
💕
#tmbptmbg #tmbg @tmbg.love
💕
#tmbptmbg #tmbg @tmbg.love
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Everybody knows how this goes so let’s get over it and let’s get this over with”
💕
#tmbptmbg #tmbg @tmbg.love
💕
#tmbptmbg #tmbg @tmbg.love
welp, due to my day being stupid and my lack of a pair of headphones that connect to my phone right now I’m gonna be tuning in for the last… hour? Of TMBPTMBG 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
welp, due to my day being stupid and my lack of a pair of headphones that connect to my phone right now I’m gonna be tuning in for the last… hour? Of TMBPTMBG 🥲
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My wife is getting gender affirming surgery in 5 days if you can repost this and / or donate that would help her immensely! #transawarenessweek
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November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My wife is getting gender affirming surgery in 5 days if you can repost this and / or donate that would help her immensely! #transawarenessweek
…thanks??
I hope this email finds you desirable, you can't be all that bad.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
…thanks??
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MY BROTHER, HIS BROTHER, AND HIS by OK GLASS from the album SAME which is FREE at ok.glass
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
MY BROTHER, HIS BROTHER, AND HIS by OK GLASS from the album SAME which is FREE at ok.glass
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
full resolution video at youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThY...
patreon also www.patreon.com/okglass
thank you friends
…can’t rule it out I suppose, email bot
I hope this email finds you with Tuberculosis.
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
…can’t rule it out I suppose, email bot
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“How can we make it so that all human beings have enough?”
Superhuman intelligence: well the people who have way too much need to give something up
Techbros: no no no CHANGE THE ALGORITHM
Superhuman intelligence: well the people who have way too much need to give something up
Techbros: no no no CHANGE THE ALGORITHM
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“How can we make it so that all human beings have enough?”
Superhuman intelligence: well the people who have way too much need to give something up
Techbros: no no no CHANGE THE ALGORITHM
Superhuman intelligence: well the people who have way too much need to give something up
Techbros: no no no CHANGE THE ALGORITHM
here is your reminder to clean the dust bunnies out from under the bobbin holder in your sewing machine occasionally if you want it to actually sew (mine does now!)
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
here is your reminder to clean the dust bunnies out from under the bobbin holder in your sewing machine occasionally if you want it to actually sew (mine does now!)
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Russ Vought set out to ensure a second Trump term would not be hampered by checks and balances: “I don’t want President Trump having to lose a moment of time having fights in the Oval Office about whether something is legal or doable or moral.”
By @andykroll.bsky.social, with @newyorker.com
By @andykroll.bsky.social, with @newyorker.com
Russell Vought, Trump’s Shadow President
From the wholesale gutting of federal agencies to the ongoing government shutdown, Russell Vought has drawn the road map for Trump’s second term. Vought has consolidated power to an extent that…
www.propublica.org
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Russ Vought set out to ensure a second Trump term would not be hampered by checks and balances: “I don’t want President Trump having to lose a moment of time having fights in the Oval Office about whether something is legal or doable or moral.”
By @andykroll.bsky.social, with @newyorker.com
By @andykroll.bsky.social, with @newyorker.com