capybara cara
carebearritual.bsky.social
capybara cara
@carebearritual.bsky.social
gossiper, hater, trivia knower
wanna see the worst text i’ve ever sent?
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
SELL! STATEN! ISLAND! TO! JERSEY!
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
plague victim costume. i got hit on twice at dollar tree. men yern for the buboes
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
protestin’
October 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
new favorite fish
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
new mascot
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
sharing the awesome door my students made for hispanic heritage month. which is a little ironic bc these guys were straight up killed by the spanish but whatever
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
bring back hat for scale!!!!
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
new favorite wikipedia line
August 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
got thru my first full day of teaching without dying of exhaustion. heatstroke on the other hand….
August 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
some after-teaching lunch break cyanotype
August 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the toldeo wars only casualty was a guy getting stabbed in the hand and yet this is the funniest line in the wikipedia
August 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the perfect curl decided to happen only here and no where else. are you lost, little one?
August 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
we’re number 1! we’re number 1!!
August 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
selenite i found on a hike to a fluorite deposit. someone absolutely dropped these from their bag bc my base amount of geology knowledge would make this magically occurring selenite if not
August 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the panic of not being liked: 🫨
you actually didn’t like them anyway and were just people pleasing;
July 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
hey ummmmm what
June 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
me having a panic attack: i’m in hell. in hell i tell you. i’ve never been in a less comfortable place

the place i’m at:
June 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tag yourself as my poetic notes app notes
June 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i survived and i went outside
June 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
wandered off trail for three miles but it’s okay i figured it out
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
rock haul from my trip mining
May 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i broke open rocks today and found flourite
May 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
just girly things
May 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM